...backwards...i am squatchman's bodyguard...nuckinfutz » 01 Mar 2023, 10:58 pm » wrote: ↑ Did you know that Pee Pee hangs out with Squatchman?
Squatch is his bodyguard!
He will curb stomp you into a lifeless piece of ****!![]()
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IkeBana » 01 Mar 2023, 6:48 pm » wrote: ↑ This guy is really a laugh riot. All cute little catch phrases..."virtue signaling" BWAHAHAAAHAH!
And "**** your feelings" an invective invented by the MAGA subhumans.
i hate liberals' republican-radio-level retard...a ptc and mi...very very shallow...and about as sharp as a bowling ball...
Bang on the tree three times and see what happens!
Watch what happens if some liberal prick, like yourself, yells at me in a restaurant. If you like your eyes, your flesh, your chin, your knees, your balls, and your trachea, you won't F- around and find out.Blackvegetable » 01 Mar 2023, 7:34 am » wrote: ↑ This worthless **** is complaining about "civility"?
I'll piss in your wheatabix...Skans » 02 Mar 2023, 4:51 pm » wrote: ↑ Watch what happens if some liberal prick, like yourself, yells at me in a restaurant. If you like your eyes, your flesh, your chin, your knees, your balls, and your trachea, you won't F- around and find out.
Uh, yeah, you go ahead and do that, whatever my "wheatabix" is. Is that some kind of Indian Beef Vindaloo?
It's like powerbran, for people of your......uhhhh.....circumstances.Skans » 02 Mar 2023, 4:55 pm » wrote: ↑ Uh, yeah, you go ahead and do that, whatever my "wheatabix" is. Is that some kind of Indian Beef Vindaloo?
Never heard of it. Does it grab my cock and whisper into my ear that she wants to be fornicated real hard? Because, those are my circumstances.Blackvegetable » 02 Mar 2023, 5:01 pm » wrote: ↑ It's like powerbran, for people of your......uhhhh.....circumstances.
Weren't you preaching small town values a couple of days ago?Skans » 02 Mar 2023, 5:09 pm » wrote: ↑ Never heard of it. Does it grab my cock and whisper into my ear that she wants to be fornicated real hard? Because, those are my circumstances.
Have you never had a woman you didn't know come up to you, grab your cock and tell you what she wants you to do to her? I'm just saying - has happened to me. It doesn't suck to be me, because I know a fun opportunity when I encounter it.Blackvegetable » 02 Mar 2023, 5:11 pm » wrote: ↑ Weren't you preaching small town values a couple of days ago?
You're a chinese menu of pathologies...
I've had some crazy ****, but not that one...I haven't spent much time in bars in 35 years.Skans » 02 Mar 2023, 5:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Have you never had a woman you didn't know come up to you, grab your cock and tell you what she wants you to do to her? I'm just saying - has happened to me. It doesn't suck to be me, because I know a fun opportunity when I encounter it.
I'm married now, so I steer clear from anything like that now. But, that really did happen to me, and that wasn't all that crazy. Some crazy **** I just can't repeat. But, I did have this chubby drunk girl take a liking to me in a crowded bar. As we were talking she started rubbing up against me. I just let her keep going, she was grinding her crotch pretty hard on my leg by then, she kept on grinding as we were talking, grinding faster and harder until she had a convulsing orgasm humping my leg. She didn't stop with one, she started to go at it again - this time, I decided it was time to take this show to a more private setting.Blackvegetable » 02 Mar 2023, 5:34 pm » wrote: ↑ I've had some crazy ****, but not that one...I haven't spent much time in bars in 35 years.
I once exchanged glances with a woman across a crowded restaurant, spent a few minutes communicating exclusively with eyebrows and sealed the deal before even walking over.....when I got there, she stood up - and was nearly round.Skans » 02 Mar 2023, 5:48 pm » wrote: ↑ I'm married now, so I steer clear from anything like that now. But, that really did happen to me, and that wasn't all that crazy. Some crazy **** I just can't repeat. But, I did have this chubby drunk girl take a liking to me in a crowded bar. As we were talking she started rubbing up against me. I just let her keep going, she was grinding her crotch pretty hard on my leg by then, she kept on grinding as we were talking, grinding faster and harder until she had a convulsing orgasm humping my leg. She didn't stop with one, she started to go at it again - this time, I decided it was time to take this show to a more private setting.
Gentleman, my ***. You just learned to go ugly early. A bush in the hand at 10, is better than your cock in your hand at 2.Blackvegetable » 02 Mar 2023, 5:58 pm » wrote: ↑ I once exchanged glances with a woman across a crowded restaurant, spent a few minutes communicating exclusively with eyebrows and sealed the deal before even walking over.....when I got there, she stood up - and was nearly round.
But a gentleman doesn't balk in such circumstances, so off we hied...