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Geese are territorial birds and are known to chase or attack anyone who disturbs their territory. You can stop a goose's aggression by respectfully blasting the **** out of them.

Skans » 27 Apr 2023, 11:06 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:06 am

Geese are territorial birds and are known to chase or attack anyone who disturbs their territory. You can stop a goose's aggression by respectfully blasting the **** out of them.

Is there a full auto shotgun out there?
#4 buck shot machine gun would really sting...
 

I root for the geese.

DeezerShoove » 27 Apr 2023, 11:10 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:10 am

Is there a full auto shotgun out there?
#4 buck shot machine gun would really sting...

https://youtu.be/WOoUVeyaY_8

 

Everyone knows migrating geese fly in a V formation. Does anyone know why one side of the V is longer than the other?

Sumela » 27 Apr 2023, 11:15 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:15 am

https://youtu.be/WOoUVeyaY_8

"I am professional Russian."   

No hearing protection. Yikes.

Skans » 27 Apr 2023, 11:06 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:06 am

Geese are territorial birds and are known to chase or attack anyone who disturbs their territory. You can stop a goose's aggression by respectfully blasting the **** out of them.

As a child our family raised geese, ducks, rabbits for meat to eat. by ten years old I learned how to counter geese attacking anyone coming into their nesting area. In multiples of ten atleast.

Just gap the leading one by the bill and pull it around showing the rest what happens going after a predator to their prey nature as a flock.

DeezerShoove » 27 Apr 2023, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:27 am

"I am professional Russian."   

No hearing protection. Yikes.

Im sure Skans knows about this guy.
American with fake Russian accent.  Huge YT channel.
Later did jail time when raided and loads of drugs were found.  Some say set up or framed....I have no idea or opinion.
 

DeezerShoove » 27 Apr 2023, 11:10 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:10 am

Is there a full auto shotgun out there?
#4 buck shot machine gun would really sting...

Some The USAS-12 is full-auto, but since they were made after 1982, civilians can't own the full auto ones.........legally.


 

Evil balstards they are? lol
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/egCEf4ruyDI
 

ConsRule » 27 Apr 2023, 11:16 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:16 am

Everyone knows migrating geese fly in a V formation. Does anyone know why one side of the V is longer than the other?

1 geese can't count.
2 they take turns being in lead and rotate positions.

sunburn » 27 Apr 2023, 12:37 pm » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 12:37 pm

1 geese can't count.
2 they take turns being in lead and rotate positions.

Close...there are more geese on one side  

Skans » 27 Apr 2023, 11:06 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:06 am

Geese are territorial birds and are known to chase or attack anyone who disturbs their territory. You can stop a goose's aggression by respectfully blasting the **** out of them.
 

I guess that's fun for some. I am far more amused by defending against domestic geese attacks. Aerial assaults are just too **** intimidating. What if my shotgun dry fires? Backfires? What if the birds are working some scheme? What if they Hitchcock me?

But the yard variety are a hoot. The first thing required is a bottle of cheap whiskey - something blended that requires a mixer. A wife beater shirt, pajama bottoms, and some house shoes are de rigeuer. Then, you do your very best yard goose imitation, running at the goose with the same velocity, wing flapping and level of cacophony that he is exhibiting.

I tell you, nothing is funnier. You'll find yourself laying in the grass laughing, until your cop calling neighbor ruins all the fun. 

Saturdays. They are the stuff of a life well lived.   

Cannonpointer » 27 Apr 2023, 1:11 pm » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 1:11 pm

I guess that's fun for some. I am far more amused by defending against domestic geese attacks. Aerial assaults are just too **** intimidating. What if my shotgun dry fires? Backfires? What if the birds are working some scheme? What if they Hitchcock me?
 

      "DUDE, DON'T HITCHOCK ME!!!" - We need an emoji for that.

But the yard variety are a hoot. The first thing required is a bottle of cheap whiskey - something blended that requires a mixer. A wife beater shirt, pajama bottoms, and some house shoes are de rigeuer. Then, you do your very best yard goose imitation, running at the goose with the same velocity, wing flapping and level of cacophony that he is exhibiting.

I tell you, nothing is funnier. You'll find yourself laying in the grass laughing, until your cop calling neighbor ruins all the fun. 

Saturdays. They are the stuff of a life well lived. 

 

Sumela » 27 Apr 2023, 11:15 am » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 11:15 am

https://youtu.be/WOoUVeyaY_8

Yes, the AA was one of the first full auto shotguns. You also have this weird bird, the Pancor Jackhammer.


 

Skans » 27 Apr 2023, 1:27 pm » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 1:27 pm

Yes, the AA was one of the first full auto shotguns. You also have this weird bird, the Pancor Jackhammer.

Looks like it belonged in a Terminator movie

Sumela » 27 Apr 2023, 1:29 pm » wrote: ↑

27 Apr 2023, 1:29 pm

 

Look at the cylinder.  Reminiscent of a  Webley-Fosbery semi-auto revolver, designed around the turn of the 19th century. 


The USAS-12 is one of the best full-auto shotguns ever made.  It was designed in the US, mostly manufactured in the daewoo plant in Korea, and then semi-auto versions manufactured in the US (Tennessee, I believe).  The ATF under that cock-sucker Bill Clinton re-defined the semi-auto USAS-12's as "Destructive Devices" requiring registration as Class III weapons in the 1990's.
 
 

that cock-sucker Bill Clinton

You are confused. Bill Clinton was not a cock-sucker.
He was a cock-suckee.