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Deezer Shoove » 12 May 2023, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 12:56 pm

Not trying for the "oneupmanship" stuff here, but I have to mention this one.

When I was 11, I got my toe caught in bicycle spokes.
I had to run home close to a mile with half my toe gone and the nail went bye bye.
About a year earlier, same foot, stepped on a nail and had to step on the board to pull my foot off.
I must hate my right foot subconsciously.

To this day I stick it in my mouth once in a while.

 

Make sure you don't come down with hoof and mouth disease, or thrush.

Sumela » 12 May 2023, 12:58 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 12:58 pm

OUCH.

Im just generally a clumsy ****

Hey, that act of grace with the spokes kind of ended my ballet career.
I find hammers can be somewhat unfriendly too.

DeezerShoove » 12 May 2023, 1:13 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 1:13 pm

Hey, that act of grace with the spokes kind of ended my ballet career.
I find hammers can be somewhat unfriendly too.

Please show us some video of your early ballet career  
 

Sumela » 12 May 2023, 1:26 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 1:26 pm

Please show us some video of your early ballet career

My first performance was when I was young.
This is my final bow before leaving the stage.
The two guys were trying to give me a rug for some reason.

https://youtu.be/4YMz4cy_zEQ

DeezerShoove » 12 May 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 2:50 pm

My first performance was when I was young.
This is my final bow before leaving the stage.
The two guys were trying to give me a rug for some reason.

https://youtu.be/4YMz4cy_zEQ

 That was one helluva an Arabesque!!  
 

Sumela » 12 May 2023, 2:55 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 2:55 pm

 That was one helluva an Arabesque!!

**** guy dropped me.
It was my uncle.
Clumsy runs in the family.

DeezerShoove » 12 May 2023, 8:09 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 8:09 pm

**** guy dropped me.
It was my uncle.
Clumsy runs in the family.

Dam, ballet is a bitch
 

Sumela » 12 May 2023, 8:46 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 8:46 pm

Dam, ballet is a bitch
 

 

I moved on. As a common laborer I stack pallets.

Close enough. They can both be hard on the toes.

DeezerShoove » 12 May 2023, 8:50 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 8:50 pm

I moved on. As a common laborer I stack pallets.

Close enough. They can both be hard on the toes.

Yes, I watched many documentaries on Russian ballet, where ballet was created,
and what they go through as kids to get to the top levels of their art is both scary and inspiring.

On my top 10 bucket list is to visit the Bolshoi theatre in Moscow
during Christmas time to watch the Nutcracker.  People flock from
all over the world to see it.  

Vegas » 12 May 2023, 11:17 am » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 11:17 am

But you defend Biden who can't put a logical statement together if it saved his life.                             

That's a great quote of braindead but I still think this is the best one...

 


 
 

DeplorablePatriot » 11 May 2023, 5:45 pm » wrote: ↑

11 May 2023, 5:45 pm

You'd vote for George Floyd before you'd vote for Trump. 

  Looks like George lives on.
In your head.
 

Sumela » 12 May 2023, 9:08 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 9:08 pm

On my top 10 bucket list is to visit the Bolshoi theatre in Moscow
during Christmas time to watch the Nutcracker.  People flock from
all over the world to see it.

  Gay people that is.
 

sootedupCyndi » 12 May 2023, 12:56 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 12:56 pm

LOLOL... better then hitting your head on a stick of wood - like i did.     ouchy

  That's what happened?
I just figured you were born **** up.

 
 

Xavier_Onassis » 11 May 2023, 2:43 pm » wrote: ↑

11 May 2023, 2:43 pm

Better than Trump.

Sumela » 12 May 2023, 9:08 pm » wrote: ↑

12 May 2023, 9:08 pm

.
On my top 10 bucket list is to visit the Bolshoi theatre in Moscow
during Christmas time to watch the Nutcracker.  People flock from
all over the world to see it.

.
Not even in to it but I would go if given the chance.
 

Squatchman » 13 May 2023, 4:09 am » wrote: ↑

13 May 2023, 4:09 am

  Gay people that is.

Thank God in Russia *** and trannies
have to stay closeted just like your dad did decades ago
when he birthed you from his colon      
 

Sumela » 13 May 2023, 9:41 am » wrote: ↑

13 May 2023, 9:41 am

Thank God in Russia *** and trannies
have to stay closeted just like your dad did decades ago
when he birthed you from his colon    

Ouch! I can't imagine the birthing pain his father must have endured. Pant then bear down, Mr. Sachqueef!
Prolly ended up with hemorrhoids (The Grapes of ***) large than his nutsacks.   

DeplorablePatriot » 11 May 2023, 7:46 pm » wrote: ↑

11 May 2023, 7:46 pm

I see you claim to be "progressive."
Did the person you voted for win, and if so, where is the progress? At the border? I'm looking for progress. I see nothing but backwards. Where's the **** beef, XO? 

https://oliverwillis.com/joe-biden-acco ... full-list/

Xavier_Onassis » 13 May 2023, 4:37 pm » wrote: ↑

13 May 2023, 4:37 pm

https://oliverwillis.com/joe-biden-acco ... full-list/

From a LWNJ street thug who's not even dry behind the ears and likely will be a DEAD KNEEGROW in a year....

 I’m Oliver Willis and since 2000, OliverWillis.com has provided opinions, analysis, rants and humor about politics, pop culture and anything that crosses my mind.I was born on December 6, 1977 in Silver Spring, MD.

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Xavier_Onassis » 13 May 2023, 4:37 pm » wrote: ↑

13 May 2023, 4:37 pm

https://oliverwillis.com/joe-biden-acco ... full-list/

And the TRUE TEST of "accomplishments" is how it HELPED THE AVERAGE AMERICAN!!

SO FAR, your KNEEGROW boy listed a LOT of your bye-DUMB boy's FAILED POLICES that have caused RECORD HIGH INFLATION, A BORDER that is our of control, and an ENERGY policy that has driven up the cost of energy NATIONWIDE and is hurting as much as the INFLATION is!! AND has taken us into a PROXY WAR that there is no end in sight. As our ALLIES LAUGH at how effing MORONIC bye-DONE really is.

So lets talk SUCCESSFUL accomplishments of which YOU can't find any at all!!