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I got one call for "The Finger"
I got one call for "The Finger"
By MackTheFinger
18 May 2023 7:49 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
18 May 2023 7:49 am
Thank you who ever it was. The Finger must have been a sleep or it is my cheap *** phone....that has a mind of it's own. (it turns the ringer off and on and the speaker VOL up and down...when it feels like it)
I am getting a new flip phone as soon as I figure out what all the JP4 x AAC plus ZZ with expandable SIM Code modern 5 means. (with 3 months free B&H's)
I looked at a phone that was for 'Seniors".....yeah you could play all kinds of games on it. Just what I need with one foot on the grave.
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I am getting a new flip phone as soon as I figure out what all the JP4 x AAC plus ZZ with expandable SIM Code modern 5 means. (with 3 months free B&H's)
I looked at a phone that was for 'Seniors".....yeah you could play all kinds of games on it. Just what I need with one foot on the grave.
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ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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18 May 2023 8:12 am
18 May 2023 9:17 am
I don't know if it was the same guy above but some guy called me back from a call center in India and insisted his name was BOB.
I was like GTF out of here India don't have Bob for a name. He told he was named after Bob Hope because his movies are big in India and every one loves him. He said his actual name was not Bob but that is the Americanized way of saying Bob's name and women use it to. And that no one uses the official name except on legal things and such.
I asked if he knew what BOB meant in English (not the name) an he started impersonating Muhammad Ali.
(I don't want to dis the dude but it wasn't to good-he did do a good Flip Wilson tho.)
He told me that he would pay me $10,000 to marry his sister and bring her to America. I asked if she was ugly and he responded...."OK $15,000."
Thank you Bob.....whoever and wherever you are.
I was like GTF out of here India don't have Bob for a name. He told he was named after Bob Hope because his movies are big in India and every one loves him. He said his actual name was not Bob but that is the Americanized way of saying Bob's name and women use it to. And that no one uses the official name except on legal things and such.
I asked if he knew what BOB meant in English (not the name) an he started impersonating Muhammad Ali.
(I don't want to dis the dude but it wasn't to good-he did do a good Flip Wilson tho.)
He told me that he would pay me $10,000 to marry his sister and bring her to America. I asked if she was ugly and he responded...."OK $15,000."
Thank you Bob.....whoever and wherever you are.
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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18 May 2023 9:39 am
Hello Finger. We made nice conversation and Geeta likes your handsome snap you sent.MackTheFinger » 18 May 2023, 9:17 am » wrote: ↑ I don't know if it was the same guy above but some guy called me back from a call center in India and insisted his name was BOB.
I was like GTF out of here India don't have Bob for a name. He told he was named after Bob Hope because his movies are big in India and every one loves him. He said his actual name was not Bob but that is the Americanized way of saying Bob's name and women use it to. And that no one uses the official name except on legal things and such.
I asked if he knew what BOB meant in English (not the name) an he started impersonating Muhammad Ali.
(I don't want to dis the dude but it wasn't to good-he did do a good Flip Wilson tho.)
He told me that he would pay me $10,000 to marry his sister and bring her to America. I asked if she was ugly and he desponded...."OK $15,000."
Thank you Bob.....whoever and wherever you are.
I will call again when we have paperwork drafted to finalize the contract.
18 May 2023 10:18 am
Finger, here is the promised snap.
Only a face a mother could love, but she cleans and cooks and minds her mouth.
Did I mention Geeta and I are twins?
Geeta and you are made for each other. You both enjoy facial hair.
This will be the best $15,000 you have received
Only a face a mother could love, but she cleans and cooks and minds her mouth.
Did I mention Geeta and I are twins?
Geeta and you are made for each other. You both enjoy facial hair.
This will be the best $15,000 you have received
18 May 2023 10:26 am
Geeta says she wants to learn to make her business in the bushes and clean with leaves like you did.
MackTheFinger » 12 Apr 2023, 4:22 pm » wrote: ↑ .It is inside but ever now and than I hug the bushes just to get back to nature.
I even read a 100 year old paper and clean myself up with wet leaves.
18 May 2023 10:37 am
18 May 2023 10:43 am
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Is that you or her ?
If it is her...would she consider becoming a Musim ?
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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18 May 2023 10:52 am
.Xavier_Onassis » 18 May 2023, 10:37 am » wrote: ↑ Bob Dylan's birthday is the 25th of May. Prepare to celebrate!
Yes....they celebrate it in India to.
They celebrate St Parricks Day in Russia also.
Well maybe just in Moscow and all the large cities. The Russians are just like Americans when it comes to a excuses to drink excessively.
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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18 May 2023 10:54 am
JPX is a file format that displays images. Apparently your phone can display JPX files.
I think that ZZ code expandable means that your phone can use two SIM cards; useful if you live in Hong Kong where this is necessary, and in some other places as well.
Why do you think that you would not enjoy games just because you are old?
I think that ZZ code expandable means that your phone can use two SIM cards; useful if you live in Hong Kong where this is necessary, and in some other places as well.
Why do you think that you would not enjoy games just because you are old?
18 May 2023 11:12 am
This is Geeta my sister.MackTheFinger » 18 May 2023, 10:43 am » wrote: ↑ .
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Is that you or her ?
If it is her...would she consider becoming a Musim ?
The lovely woman you agreed to marry for 15,000 greenies
18 May 2023 11:14 am
Hello.Xavier_Onassis » 18 May 2023, 10:54 am » wrote: ↑ JPX is a file format that displays images. Apparently your phone can display JPX files.
I think that ZZ code expandable means that your phone can use two SIM cards; useful if you live in Hong Kong where this is necessary, and in some other places as well.
Why do you think that you would not enjoy games just because you are old?
SOCK SAVINGS AND LOAN can not do business with you.
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Bob
18 May 2023 11:22 am
viewtopic.php?p=2232614#p2232614MackTheFinger » 18 May 2023, 10:52 am » wrote: ↑ .
Yes....they celebrate it in India to.
They celebrate St Parricks Day in Russia also.
Well maybe just in Moscow and all the large cities. The Russians are just like Americans when it comes to a excuses to drink excessively.
Finger, we celebrate it in India. We are closed that day.
See the calendar!
Bob
18 May 2023 11:38 am
I am a big fan of Balbinder, do you have him in a bobble head doll?SOCKSAVINGS » 18 May 2023, 10:26 am » wrote: ↑ Geeta says she wants to learn to make her business in the bushes and clean with leaves like you did.
18 May 2023 11:49 am
Perhaps some might enjoy one of these:nuckinfutz » 18 May 2023, 11:38 am » wrote: ↑ I am a big fan of Balbinder, do you have him in a bobble head doll?
https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Pri ... 335&sr=8-3
18 May 2023 12:05 pm
Kool! All chained up!Xavier_Onassis » 18 May 2023, 11:49 am » wrote: ↑ Perhaps some might enjoy one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Pri ... 335&sr=8-3
Can we deport him to Russia?
He wants to be with his master!
18 May 2023 1:42 pm
nuckinfutz » 18 May 2023, 11:38 am » wrote: ↑ I am a big fan of Balbinder, do you have him in a bobble head doll?
Hello.
SOCK SAVINGS AND LOAN can not do business with you and we prefer not to talk with you.
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Bob
18 May 2023 2:37 pm
I didn't sign anything ?SOCKSAVINGS » 18 May 2023, 11:12 am » wrote: ↑I.
The lovely woman you agreed to marry for 15,000 greenies
Does that mean you are going to come after me with one of those long curved knives.
Another question ...IF I marry her is she allowed (for religious reasons) to shave ?
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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18 May 2023 3:01 pm
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I feel sad for any one that lets obsession rule thier world.
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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18 May 2023 3:38 pm
Startlingly resemblance to AOC, before the reconstruction surgery. She should have kept the nose though.
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