Butt light is becoming more desperate...basically free butt light on the 4th.

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Jantje_Smit
6 Jul 2023 8:08 am
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It has been months but it isn't over yet, they will never get rid of their image... I'm not sure if it's biggest marketing **** up in history but it certainly is the stoopidest one..

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6 Jul 2023 8:13 am
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Too many local brews to try to drink watered down hops in a can
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DeplorablePatriot
6 Jul 2023 10:48 am
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Jantje_Smit » 06 Jul 2023, 8:08 am » wrote: It has been months but it isn't over yet, they will never get rid of their image... I'm not sure if it's biggest marketing **** up in history but it certainly is the stoopidest one..

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I wonder which will end first, slutty assrammer & cock-tucker Dylan or Biden?
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Skans
6 Jul 2023 11:00 am
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Jantje_Smit » 06 Jul 2023, 8:08 am » wrote: It has been months but it isn't over yet, they will never get rid of their image... I'm not sure if it's biggest marketing **** up in history but it certainly is the stoopidest one..

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It's as stupid as it gets.  Here's what I would have done:
  • First, I'd have a new brand, an emergency brand, ready to go just in case something happened to the Bud Light brand (or any brand for that matter)
  • Second, within days, I would have stopped all production of Bud Light
  • Next, within days, would have my new "Crisp Platinum" branding deployed to all of Bud Light manufacturing plants, and bottle the stuff under "Crisp Platinum" - tweak the formula just a little, but not enough to have any noticeably different taste.
  • Then, brand new advertising for Crisp Platinum.
  • Shelve Bud Light - probably sell the brand off to some non-affiliated brewer.
  • Done.
 
 
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PhiloBeddo
6 Jul 2023 11:16 am
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IF YOU DRINK BUD LIGHT YOU ARE GAY.
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6 Jul 2023 12:03 pm
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PhiloBeddo » 06 Jul 2023, 11:16 am » wrote: IF YOU DRINK BUD LIGHT YOU ARE GAY.
I have some friends from 20 plus years ago that still work for a local distributor down south of me and they say this has been devastating to their business.

This fall they are considering consolidating routes and letting people go because the sales are so bad right now... and it doesn't look like they are going to improve after the Summer any at all.

One guy I know has worked for this particular distributor for nearly 30 years says he has never seen or ever thought that anything like this would ever happen to the brand, but here they are. This is the first year that he has been with the company that the sales figures have gone the other way.

 
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walkingstick
6 Jul 2023 12:14 pm
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people in line laughed at a guy with bud lite in his cart.
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6 Jul 2023 12:40 pm
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Imgreatagain » 02 Jul 2023, 8:01 pm » wrote: it’s a terrible beer. Dylan has embarrassed itself trying to be a woman.
Most light beer is piss water. Regardless of the brand. Thats why they spend so much on marketing. They have to make up for the **** taste. I used to drink Bud Light, but I switched to Coors Light now. Its still piss water, but I would rather give them my money. 
 
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Skans
6 Jul 2023 12:42 pm
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walkingstick » 06 Jul 2023, 12:14 pm » wrote: people in line laughed at a guy with bud lite in his cart.
Someone should invent a funny koozie just for Bud Light.  It should have a dick with tits on it.
 
 
 
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Imgreatagain
6 Jul 2023 12:50 pm
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nope. Are these mechanical grease ? 
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Vegas
6 Jul 2023 1:10 pm
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Jantje_Smit » 06 Jul 2023, 8:08 am » wrote: It has been months but it isn't over yet, they will never get rid of their image... I'm not sure if it's biggest marketing **** up in history but it certainly is the stoopidest one..

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It's both. Definitely stupid, but given that they lost billions, it has to be the biggest **** up also.
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6 Jul 2023 4:48 pm
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Vegas » 06 Jul 2023, 12:40 pm » wrote: Most light beer is piss water. Regardless of the brand. Thats why they spend so much on marketing. They have to make up for the **** taste. I used to drink Bud Light, but I switched to Coors Light now. Its still piss water, but I would rather give them my money.
there are a lot of IPA’S out there that are delicious. Worth the money 
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Skans » 06 Jul 2023, 11:00 am » wrote: It's as stupid as it gets.  Here's what I would have done:
  • First, I'd have a new brand, an emergency brand, ready to go just in case something happened to the Bud Light brand (or any brand for that matter)
  • Second, within days, I would have stopped all production of Bud Light
  • Next, within days, would have my new "Crisp Platinum" branding deployed to all of Bud Light manufacturing plants, and bottle the stuff under "Crisp Platinum" - tweak the formula just a little, but not enough to have any noticeably different taste.
  • Then, brand new advertising for Crisp Platinum.
  • Shelve Bud Light - probably sell the brand off to some non-affiliated brewer.
  • Done.
That wouldn't work, you just can't launch a new brand and shelf the old brand at the same time, people would be on to you and it would go nowhere... and you can forget about selling off Bud Light, no one would want to buy it and inherit it's reputation.. well, maybe Ben & Jerry's if they want to diversify...

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7 Jul 2023 7:43 am
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Jantje_Smit » 07 Jul 2023, 2:04 am » wrote: That wouldn't work, you just can't launch a new brand and shelf the old brand at the same time, people would be on to you and it would go nowhere... and you can forget about selling off Bud Light, no one would want to buy it and inherit it's reputation.. well, maybe Ben & Jerry's if they want to diversify...

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I would purchase Bud Light and advertise "Only buy Bud Light if you are a God-loving heterosexual who doesn't question his God-given gender; and if you're something else, then THIS BUD'S NOT FOR YOU!"
 
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11 Aug 2023 10:52 am
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DeplorablePatriot » 02 Jul 2023, 2:57 pm » wrote: I'm amused at how Buttweiser **** themselves becoming involved with Mr. ***, Mr. Mulvaney, the cock-tucker.

Buttweiser is selling their 15-packs of Butt Light for $15 off the regular price. Hilarious, because in some areas, that's how much it sells for, so a 15-pack is a free 15-pack.

Buttweiser just can't seem to shake the *** inclusion FUBAR. I love it. I don't think *** drink beer, do they? Maybe Shirley Temple with some vodka?

DON"T BUY THEIR *** BEER SPECIALS. SHOW THEM WE DON'T APPROVE OF THIS RAINBOW ****!  If you drink Butt Light, you are sucking Mr. Mulvaney's cock by proxy. That should give you second thoughts.  Image  

Anheuser-Busch will pay you $15 to drink Bud Light this July 4th (msn.com)
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11 Aug 2023 11:05 am
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Skans » 07 Jul 2023, 7:43 am » wrote: I would purchase Bud Light and advertise "Only buy Bud Light if you are a God-loving heterosexual who doesn't question his God-given gender; and if you're something else, then THIS BUD'S NOT FOR YOU!"
More like "This butt's not for you." It's for Dylan. 
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11 Aug 2023 11:06 am
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Well.. even if someone paid me, I would not drink Bud Light. I can get the same thing at home.. its called tap water. Tastes about the same.
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11 Aug 2023 11:17 am
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I was in a bar the other day and saw someone drinking Coors Banquet beer. Raised in Colorado, I grew up with Coors Banquet beer ... but hadn't seen it in Austin bars in years.
The server said that they just started carrying it and it was popular.

So, I asked about "Bud Light" and she stated that the number of Bud Light sold is coming back a little ... but she also said that it was because the price is so cheap ... the bar was thinking of discontinuing "Bud Light" due to the low profit margin.
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11 Aug 2023 11:39 am
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NEILCAR » 11 Aug 2023, 11:17 am » wrote: I was in a bar the other day and saw someone drinking Coors Banquet beer. Raised in Colorado, I grew up with Coors Banquet beer ... but hadn't seen it in Austin bars in years.
The server said that they just started carrying it and it was popular.

So, I asked about "Bud Light" and she stated that the number of Bud Light sold is coming back a little ... but she also said that it was because the price is so cheap ... the bar was thinking of discontinuing "Bud Light" due to the low profit margin.
I used to like Bud light. Because it wasn't a bit bitter. Now i do Miller lite. Is coors bitter? I need to try that one. Maybe its a woman thing.
Then I switched to Vodka and orange Tang. That tasted so good-  started swiggin them down- and had to stop that.
We all sent a good message this time.
We should send MORE lessons. 
STFU and sell a product- and keep your nose outta woke political issues. HA! bunch of wacko weirdos :wave:  
 
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