I wonder which will end first, slutty assrammer & cock-tucker Dylan or Biden?Jantje_Smit » 06 Jul 2023, 8:08 am » wrote: ↑ It has been months but it isn't over yet, they will never get rid of their image... I'm not sure if it's biggest marketing **** up in history but it certainly is the stoopidest one..
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It's as stupid as it gets. Here's what I would have done:Jantje_Smit » 06 Jul 2023, 8:08 am » wrote: ↑ It has been months but it isn't over yet, they will never get rid of their image... I'm not sure if it's biggest marketing **** up in history but it certainly is the stoopidest one..
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I have some friends from 20 plus years ago that still work for a local distributor down south of me and they say this has been devastating to their business.
Most light beer is piss water. Regardless of the brand. Thats why they spend so much on marketing. They have to make up for the **** taste. I used to drink Bud Light, but I switched to Coors Light now. Its still piss water, but I would rather give them my money.Imgreatagain » 02 Jul 2023, 8:01 pm » wrote: ↑ it’s a terrible beer. Dylan has embarrassed itself trying to be a woman.
Someone should invent a funny koozie just for Bud Light. It should have a dick with tits on it.walkingstick » 06 Jul 2023, 12:14 pm » wrote: ↑ people in line laughed at a guy with bud lite in his cart.
nope. Are these mechanical grease ?
Jantje_Smit » 06 Jul 2023, 8:08 am » wrote: ↑ It has been months but it isn't over yet, they will never get rid of their image... I'm not sure if it's biggest marketing **** up in history but it certainly is the stoopidest one..
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there are a lot of IPA’S out there that are delicious. Worth the moneyVegas » 06 Jul 2023, 12:40 pm » wrote: ↑ Most light beer is piss water. Regardless of the brand. Thats why they spend so much on marketing. They have to make up for the **** taste. I used to drink Bud Light, but I switched to Coors Light now. Its still piss water, but I would rather give them my money.
That wouldn't work, you just can't launch a new brand and shelf the old brand at the same time, people would be on to you and it would go nowhere... and you can forget about selling off Bud Light, no one would want to buy it and inherit it's reputation.. well, maybe Ben & Jerry's if they want to diversify...Skans » 06 Jul 2023, 11:00 am » wrote: ↑ It's as stupid as it gets. Here's what I would have done:
- First, I'd have a new brand, an emergency brand, ready to go just in case something happened to the Bud Light brand (or any brand for that matter)
- Second, within days, I would have stopped all production of Bud Light
- Next, within days, would have my new "Crisp Platinum" branding deployed to all of Bud Light manufacturing plants, and bottle the stuff under "Crisp Platinum" - tweak the formula just a little, but not enough to have any noticeably different taste.
- Then, brand new advertising for Crisp Platinum.
- Shelve Bud Light - probably sell the brand off to some non-affiliated brewer.
- Done.
I would purchase Bud Light and advertise "Only buy Bud Light if you are a God-loving heterosexual who doesn't question his God-given gender; and if you're something else, then THIS BUD'S NOT FOR YOU!"Jantje_Smit » 07 Jul 2023, 2:04 am » wrote: ↑ That wouldn't work, you just can't launch a new brand and shelf the old brand at the same time, people would be on to you and it would go nowhere... and you can forget about selling off Bud Light, no one would want to buy it and inherit it's reputation.. well, maybe Ben & Jerry's if they want to diversify...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmJqUSmZbd0DeplorablePatriot » 02 Jul 2023, 2:57 pm » wrote: ↑ I'm amused at how Buttweiser **** themselves becoming involved with Mr. ***, Mr. Mulvaney, the cock-tucker.
Buttweiser is selling their 15-packs of Butt Light for $15 off the regular price. Hilarious, because in some areas, that's how much it sells for, so a 15-pack is a free 15-pack.
Buttweiser just can't seem to shake the *** inclusion FUBAR. I love it. I don't think *** drink beer, do they? Maybe Shirley Temple with some vodka?
DON"T BUY THEIR *** BEER SPECIALS. SHOW THEM WE DON'T APPROVE OF THIS RAINBOW ****! If you drink Butt Light, you are sucking Mr. Mulvaney's cock by proxy. That should give you second thoughts.![]()
Anheuser-Busch will pay you $15 to drink Bud Light this July 4th (msn.com)
More like "This butt's not for you." It's for Dylan.Skans » 07 Jul 2023, 7:43 am » wrote: ↑ I would purchase Bud Light and advertise "Only buy Bud Light if you are a God-loving heterosexual who doesn't question his God-given gender; and if you're something else, then THIS BUD'S NOT FOR YOU!"
I used to like Bud light. Because it wasn't a bit bitter. Now i do Miller lite. Is coors bitter? I need to try that one. Maybe its a woman thing.NEILCAR » 11 Aug 2023, 11:17 am » wrote: ↑ I was in a bar the other day and saw someone drinking Coors Banquet beer. Raised in Colorado, I grew up with Coors Banquet beer ... but hadn't seen it in Austin bars in years.
The server said that they just started carrying it and it was popular.
So, I asked about "Bud Light" and she stated that the number of Bud Light sold is coming back a little ... but she also said that it was because the price is so cheap ... the bar was thinking of discontinuing "Bud Light" due to the low profit margin.