INTRODUCING THE NEW MISS?? NETHERLANDS

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9 Jul 2023 6:18 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Nostradamus'omh » 10 Jul 2023, 3:47 am » wrote: Snake eyes. Doesn't look that good to me. male or female. Isn't that Jantje's geographical landscape anyway?
Ava Gardner eyes, with better cheekbones and better nose.

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All over the world, women are going to be taking a photo of her face to plastic surgeons.
 
 
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Cannonpointer » 09 Jul 2023, 10:21 pm » wrote: They make a man's penis look tiny...
Or a wound look sort of like a vagina.
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Bruce » 10 Jul 2023, 7:05 am » wrote: Ava Gardner eyes, with better cheekbones and better nose.
 
All over the world, women are going to be taking a photo of her face to plastic surgeons.
 
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Bruce » 09 Jul 2023, 9:59 pm » wrote: Any woman alive would trade her beautiful hands for that face.

I grew up in a family where all the women were regarded as beautiful, and that person was born with such feminine facial beauty as to be a freak of nature.

He was born with prettier eyes and better nose than Sophia Veraga. 

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You really are full of ****.
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Fugly.  He looks just like a dude.  Man hands.  Man face.  The Female contestants were pissed too.
 
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BTW, Dutch women are beautiful. I don't know what was wrong with the ones in that ButtFugly contest, but most Dutch women are gorgeous.

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DeezerShoove » 10 Jul 2023, 7:13 am » wrote: You really are full of ****.
When I was about 18, the well pump quit , and Mama called the usual well pump man, who didn’t seem too keen about certifying a 25 year old pump was damaged by lighting, so she called another well pump man from the next county over.  She wanted insurance to pay for a new pump.

Men always got just stupid around Mama, but we were used to it.

This man inspected the pump, and after a while only taking to me, and asking me questions, asks

Would you or your wife have kept the original papers on the pump somewhere?

Mama never smiled more than that day.Image

I was 18.  She was 50.

Every girlfriend I ever brought home, told me they’d trade anything they would ever own for her face.

And she hated, her nose. Hated her forehead.  Thought her chin was too sharp.

Mostly though, she hated it her mother, was even prettier.
 
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Bruce » 10 Jul 2023, 9:10 am » wrote: When I was about 18, the well pump quit , and Mama called the usual well pump man, who didn’t seem too keen about certifying a 25 year old pump was damaged by lighting, so she called another well pump man from the next county over.  She wanted insurance to pay for a new pump.

Men always got just stupid around Mama, but we were used to it.

This man inspected the pump, and after a while only taking to me, and asking me questions, asks

Would you or your wife have kept the original papers on the pump somewhere?

Mama never smiled more than that day.Image

I was 18.  She was 50.

Every girlfriend I ever brought home, told me they’d trade anything they would ever own for her face.

And she hated, her nose. Hated her forehead.  Thought her chin was too sharp.

Mostly though, she hated it her mother, was even prettier.
Too long and stupid.
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Skans » 10 Jul 2023, 9:00 am » wrote: BTW, Dutch women are beautiful. I don't know what was wrong with the ones in that ButtFugly contest, but most Dutch women are gorgeous.

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When I finally brought home the girl I’d marry, my mother and her were just thick as thieves, and they had a wonderful time all weekend.

But after we were alone, Mama said to me,

That girl could stand to loose five pounds, maybe ten would be better, but before you settle for her just because she’s gorgeous and her father owns a dozen banks, and she looks about like I did when I was young, remember she won’t get a bit sweeter dispositioned as she gets older,

Oh God, if I’d have listened.:)

I thought my mother was mean.  

I had no idea.

But she was a good mother, and faithful wife, but after 20 years we agreed to disagree.

 
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Bruce » 09 Jul 2023, 9:59 pm » wrote: Any woman alive would trade her beautiful hands for that face.

I grew up in a family where all the women were regarded as beautiful, and that person was born with such feminine facial beauty as to be a freak of nature.

He was born with prettier eyes and better nose than Sophia Veraga. 

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The better question is, would any woman trade her vagina for his twig and berries? If you're taken in by a guy with high cheekbones and nice eyes, you might be gay. Nothing wrong with that...
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10 Jul 2023 9:38 am
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Bruce » 10 Jul 2023, 9:25 am » wrote: When I finally brought home the girl I’d marry, my mother and her were just thick as thieves, and they had a wonderful time all weekend.

But after we were alone, Mama said to me,

That girl could stand to loose five pounds, maybe ten would be better, but before you settle for her just because she’s gorgeous and her father owns a dozen banks, and she looks about like I did when I was young, remember she won’t get a bit sweeter dispositioned as she gets older,

Oh God, if I’d have listened.Image

I thought my mother was mean.  

I had no idea.

But she was a good mother, and faithful wife, but after 20 years we agreed to disagree.
Just tell your mom you could have brought home a guy with high cheekbones and dong... she'll feel much better about your choice.
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Bruce » 10 Jul 2023, 9:25 am » wrote: When I finally brought home the girl I’d marry, my mother and her were just thick as thieves, and they had a wonderful time all weekend.

But after we were alone, Mama said to me,

That girl could stand to loose five pounds, maybe ten would be better, but before you settle for her just because she’s gorgeous and her father owns a dozen banks, and she looks about like I did when I was young, remember she won’t get a bit sweeter dispositioned as she gets older,

Oh God, if I’d have listened.Image

I thought my mother was mean.  

I had no idea.

But she was a good mother, and faithful wife, but after 20 years we agreed to disagree.
There is nothing uglier than a woman with a terrible disposition. By that, I mean a mean, angry heart.  External beauty can't make up for that. I recently had a peek into another woman's ugly heart.  And, all I can say is that I pity her husband.
 
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Skans » 10 Jul 2023, 9:54 am » wrote: There is nothing uglier than a woman with a terrible disposition. By that, I mean a mean, angry heart.  External beauty can't make up for that. I recently had a peek into another woman's ugly heart.  And, all I can say is that I pity her husband.
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You forgot the boring part..

:rofl:  


 
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DeezerShoove » 09 Jul 2023, 9:26 pm » wrote: Those giant hands are very nice.
Nice for what?  Playing a guitar or boxing?Image
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Skans » 10 Jul 2023, 10:06 am » wrote: Nice for what?  Playing a guitar or boxing? 
Gotta go for the guitar thing. Scarring the "beautiful" make up palette would be a shame.
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Jantje_Smit » 10 Jul 2023, 10:00 am » wrote: You forgot the boring part..

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I have to admit I don't take enough time to become bored with that idiot's crap.
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neueregel » 10 Jul 2023, 9:28 am » wrote: The better question is, would any woman trade her vagina for his twig and berries? If you're taken in by a guy with high cheekbones and nice eyes, you might be gay. Nothing wrong with that...
When I was younger some girl would ask me, what what some friend of mine she’d never seen looked like.

I’d say I don’t know, he looks like an average guy, I guess.  

Unless a guy looks like Fabio we can’t judge his looks.

But women can and do, judge each other.  

We men see 50 beauty queens on a Miss America pageant and they all look pretty good to us, but not to women.

Women are ruthless, about that.

But a woman wants, over all else, a pretty face.  She can go on a diet and go to the gym and get a good body.  

Plastic surgeons long ago used mathematical calculations to determine the perfect face.

A young Emmylou Harris, during my youth, was considered perfect.
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 Every time I thought I could not stand one more day with my first wife, I wished the first time I saw her, I hadn’t thought Jesus Christ, does Emmylou have a younger sister?

But behind all that perfection is a human being that knows, her greatest asset depreciates every day, and few people care about the soul inside the pretty face. 
 
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DeezerShoove » 10 Jul 2023, 10:08 am » wrote: Gotta go for the guitar thing. Scarring the "beautiful" make up palette would be a shame.
That dude is butt-ugly.  I say put him in the ring in a bare-knuckle boxing match and then lets see who wins.
 

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Bruce » 10 Jul 2023, 10:10 am » wrote: Plastic surgeons long ago used mathematical calculations to determine the perfect face.
 
Perfection predates plastic surgery by quite some time...and surgery can't fix it, either.

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