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We've been arguing a lot, she wants help with the house cleaning and laundry and I want someone to mow and weed eat the yard.

Are we being selfishly unreasonable or should we adopt two?

RebelGator » 20 Jul 2023, 12:50 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 12:50 pm

We've been arguing a lot, she wants help with the house cleaning and laundry and I want someone to mow and weed eat the yard.

Are we being selfishly unreasonable or should we adopt two?

As soon as you adopt them, they won't be able to collect SSI and food stamps. If you foster them, they will have to do all the work, and the government pays you.
 

I wanted to adopt an 18 year old Swedish girl but my wife said no.

PhiloBeddo » 20 Jul 2023, 1:14 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 1:14 pm

I wanted to adopt an 18 year old Swedish girl but my wife said no.

Well, here you go  


 
 

PhiloBeddo » 20 Jul 2023, 1:14 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 1:14 pm

I wanted to adopt an 18 year old Swedish girl but my wife said no.

You can have this one for 100 Krona

Not that one. I like the ones on the Swedish bikini team.

PhiloBeddo » 20 Jul 2023, 1:26 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 1:26 pm

Not that one. I like the ones on the Swedish bikini team.

I wanted to adopt a black kid to do chores and drive me around. Seems that is illegal. Damn 13 amendment 

Imgreatagain » 20 Jul 2023, 1:27 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 1:27 pm

I wanted to adopt a black kid to do chores and drive me around. Seems that is illegal. Damn 13 amendment

May I suggest a Mexican.  Blacks don't work. 
 

PhiloBeddo » 20 Jul 2023, 1:26 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 1:26 pm

Not that one. I like the ones on the Swedish bikini team.

YOU JUST A FUKEN
HATER!!! 

PhiloBeddo » 20 Jul 2023, 1:30 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 1:30 pm

May I suggest a Mexican.  Blacks don't work.

very funny. And true 
xoxo

I want a Chinese / Mexican !

MackTheFinger » 20 Jul 2023, 2:12 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 2:12 pm

I want a Chinese / Mexican !

the best would be a hybrid blend of Amish/Mexican 

Imgreatagain » 20 Jul 2023, 2:23 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 2:23 pm

the best would be a hybrid blend of Amish/Mexican

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Never had Amish food but scrapple.
 

RebelGator » 20 Jul 2023, 12:50 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 12:50 pm

We've been arguing a lot, she wants help with the house cleaning and laundry and I want someone to mow and weed eat the yard.

Are we being selfishly unreasonable or should we adopt two?

 §1581. Peonage; obstructing enforcement(a) Whoever holds or returns any person to a condition of peonage, or arrests any person with the intent of placing him in or returning him to a condition of peonage, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both. If death results from the violation of this section, or if the violation includes kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or the attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, the defendant shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or life, or both.(b) Whoever obstructs, or attempts to obstruct, or in any way interferes with or prevents the enforcement of this section, shall be liable to the penalties prescribed in subsection (a).(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 772; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, §330016(1)(K), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147; Pub. L. 104–208, div. C, title II, §218(a), Sept. 30, 1996, 110 Stat. 3009–573; Pub. L. 106–386, div. A, §112(a)(1), Oct. 28, 2000, 114 Stat. 1486.)

MackTheFinger » 20 Jul 2023, 3:28 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 3:28 pm

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Never had Amish food but scrapple.

the Amish are sellouts. But they can build a barn quicker than anyone. Those damn buggies get me all the time. 

Imgreatagain » 20 Jul 2023, 3:44 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 3:44 pm

the Amish are sellouts. But they can build a barn quicker than anyone. Those damn buggies get me all the time.

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I saw one come out of the W-word with two carts full of eggs.

Either they were having a big breakfast or rebranding them.
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Bruce » 20 Jul 2023, 3:30 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 3:30 pm

 §1581. Peonage; obstructing enforcement(a) Whoever holds or returns any person to a condition of peonage, or arrests any person with the intent of placing him in or returning him to a condition of peonage, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both. If death results from the violation of this section, or if the violation includes kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or the attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, the defendant shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or life, or both.(b) Whoever obstructs, or attempts to obstruct, or in any way interferes with or prevents the enforcement of this section, shall be liable to the penalties prescribed in subsection (a).(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 772; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, §330016(1)(K), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147; Pub. L. 104–208, div. C, title II, §218(a), Sept. 30, 1996, 110 Stat. 3009–573; Pub. L. 106–386, div. A, §112(a)(1), Oct. 28, 2000, 114 Stat. 1486.)

Shirley, you aren't serious.

 

Adopt a male liberal. You'll get somebody who could do light yard work, emphasis on light, and who will be able to cook and clean like a good little house bitch

Warcok » 20 Jul 2023, 5:05 pm » wrote: ↑

20 Jul 2023, 5:05 pm

Adopt a male liberal. You'll get somebody who could do light yard work, emphasis on light, and who will be able to cook and clean like a good little house bitch

I need young ones to properly train.....old ones like Mainemoron and Bruce are useless for any kind of productivity. I wouldn't mind breaking them down but for the waste of time.

You can get those tasks accomplished with kids that are your race