A tornado hit my house

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Taipan
9 Aug 2023 10:27 pm
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Cute.
Win this sailor............       
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*Beekeeper
10 Aug 2023 5:33 am
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Punch » 09 Aug 2023, 4:02 pm » wrote: Do the math. If you can't, maybe the point is on the top of your head, Zippy. Or would you prefer dunce?
Sucks that your are the DUNCE and have ZERO FACTS!!

How about some ****??

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righteous
10 Aug 2023 1:41 pm
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Taipan » 09 Aug 2023, 10:27 pm » wrote: Cute.
Win this sailor............       
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THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IS A BOTTLE OF 
Night Train Express Grape Wine - Shop Wine at H-E-B (heb.com)
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Kobia2
10 Aug 2023 3:04 pm
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              Oh man, we used to drink Night Train Express as teens..... world class hammering & hangover..

                  Review from BumWine.com

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Night Train Express
17.5% alc. by vol.
 
     Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station.  All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo!  The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way.  This trainyard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA.  Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there.  As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited."  Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor.  Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.  The picture (above right) shows that the subject that drank Night Train is down for the count, while the Cisco guzzling subject is ready to rock.  Guaranteed to tickle your innards.
 
 
 
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Fuelman
10 Aug 2023 3:33 pm
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Glad you are safe IGA, were you home when it happened?

Kansas farm boy here, have seen more tornadoes than I care to see. Haven't seen one since leaving Kansas, 1972.
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Imgreatagain
10 Aug 2023 4:36 pm
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Fuelman » 10 Aug 2023, 3:33 pm » wrote: Glad you are safe IGA, were you home when it happened?

Kansas farm boy here, have seen more tornadoes than I care to see. Haven't seen one since leaving Kansas, 1972.
I was home. 
farm boy? Love it! 
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Imgreatagain
10 Aug 2023 4:37 pm
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Kobia2 » 10 Aug 2023, 3:04 pm » wrote:               Oh man, we used to drink Night Train Express as teens..... world class hammering & hangover..

                  Review from BumWine.com

http://bumwine.com/

Night Train Express
17.5% alc. by vol.
 
     Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station.  All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo!  The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way.  This trainyard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA.  Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there.  As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited."  Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor.  Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.  The picture (above right) shows that the subject that drank Night Train is down for the count, while the Cisco guzzling subject is ready to rock.  Guaranteed to tickle your innards.
classy guy you are. 
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Blackvegetable.
10 Aug 2023 5:39 pm
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Kobia2 » 10 Aug 2023, 3:04 pm » wrote:               Oh man, we used to drink Night Train Express as teens..... world class hammering & hangover..

                  Review from BumWine.com

http://bumwine.com/

Night Train Express
17.5% alc. by vol.
 
     Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station.  All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo!  The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way.  This trainyard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA.  Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there.  As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited."  Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor.  Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.  The picture (above right) shows that the subject that drank Night Train is down for the count, while the Cisco guzzling subject is ready to rock.  Guaranteed to tickle your innards.
now that's a real consumer review!
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righteous
10 Aug 2023 7:45 pm
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Kobia2 » 10 Aug 2023, 3:04 pm » wrote:               Oh man, we used to drink Night Train Express as teens..... world class hammering & hangover..

                  Review from BumWine.com

http://bumwine.com/

Night Train Express
17.5% alc. by vol.
 
     Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station.  All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo!  The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way.  This trainyard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA.  Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there.  As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited."  Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor.  Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.  The picture (above right) shows that the subject that drank Night Train is down for the count, while the Cisco guzzling subject is ready to rock.  Guaranteed to tickle your innards.
IN MY GENERATION, IT WAS THE BROTHERS CHOICE OF CHEAP BOOZE. LOL
 
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Kobia2
10 Aug 2023 8:16 pm
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righteous » 10 Aug 2023, 7:45 pm » wrote: IN MY GENERATION, IT WAS THE BROTHERS CHOICE OF CHEAP BOOZE. LOL
          When we were kids, we'd drink pretty much anything that was cheap, some of the swill was far more frightening than Night Train or Mad-Dog.... Everclear Grain alcohol comes to mind.. Rebel Yell was another... I remember the Bros liking Malt Liquor or this fortified wine called Cisco  
            
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MackTheFinger
10 Aug 2023 8:33 pm
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Are you shunning me ?
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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walkingstick
10 Aug 2023 8:37 pm
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nature builds lots of great shelters. best shelter i ever had was one built by a snow avalanche. the snow took out a grove of big trees. piled them at the foot of the mountain. in the spring i crawled in and built a great shelter. .... do not remove the tree that fell on your house . build it into become part of your home.
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Squatchman
12 Aug 2023 6:15 am
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Cannonpointer » 09 Aug 2023, 6:13 am » wrote: **** me, I didn't know delay ware was in twister country. WTF...
  Welcome to global warming.
 
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Squatchman
12 Aug 2023 6:17 am
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righteous » 09 Aug 2023, 9:31 pm » wrote: SO YOU ENDED UP WITH A MRS. HOWELL
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  Lovey Howell!

 
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*Beekeeper
12 Aug 2023 6:24 am
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Squatchman » 12 Aug 2023, 6:15 am » wrote:   Welcome to global warming.
Welcome to utter STUPID!!

"Global warming" has ZERO to do with a NORMAL WEATHER EVENT. Because it's NOT COMMON in her neck of the woods does NOT mean it has a damn thing to do with "global warming", ****!!

GO **** YOURSELF and shove your "gloBULL warming" **** right back up that NASTY *** where it came from. You **** are undoubtedly the DUMBEST bunch of idiots that ever sucked air.
Liberals are spoiled children, miserable, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic & useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats ~O'Rourke

The Democratic Party seems intransigent on their position of keeping the party ‘woke,’ detached, exclusionary, and totally insane.
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Squatchman
13 Aug 2023 6:21 am
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Beekeeper » 12 Aug 2023, 6:24 am » wrote: Welcome to utter STUPID!!

"Global warming" has ZERO to do with a NORMAL WEATHER EVENT. Because it's NOT COMMON in her neck of the woods does NOT mean it has a damn thing to do with "global warming", ****!!

GO **** YOURSELF and shove your "gloBULL warming" **** right back up that NASTY *** where it came from. You **** are undoubtedly the DUMBEST bunch of idiots that ever sucked air.
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  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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*Beekeeper
13 Aug 2023 6:40 am
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Squatchman » 13 Aug 2023, 6:21 am » wrote:    Image
 
  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Realizes she got her nasty NAZI *** KICKED!!

This is what happens when you have NO REBUTAL!! We laugh at your MORNIC ***!!

So where is the REAL science you have to show us that PROVES there is any "gloBULL warming"??

I don't mean "science writers' who shove **** down your throat, but REAL SCIENCE!! Oh wait!! THAT would be so far over your head you couldn't get past the first sentence without being totally lost as to what was said.

Run along ****. Your stinking up the place!!

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Liberals are spoiled children, miserable, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic & useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats ~O'Rourke

The Democratic Party seems intransigent on their position of keeping the party ‘woke,’ detached, exclusionary, and totally insane.
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Taipan
13 Aug 2023 6:41 am
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Squatchman » 13 Aug 2023, 6:21 am » wrote:    Image
 
  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Here.
Don't get stupid.
Settle down.
Give me your clear mind.
Marine-Recon.
You are my spotter.                            
:)  

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Squatchman
13 Aug 2023 6:51 am
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  You and the other 3rd grade spellers?
 Too **** funny.
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Taipan
13 Aug 2023 7:02 am
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Squatchman » 13 Aug 2023, 6:51 am » wrote:   You and the other 3rd grade spellers?

 Too **** funny.

You are on my team.
I need you.
You can provide me with what I need.
Perfectionism.
I need that range.
I need info.    I need that range.....and I need it perfect.
That is where you come in.
Get it ??                     
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