I read about that, the latest senile guidance, it's Canada's fault...Punch » 27 Aug 2023, 1:31 am » wrote: ↑
Alcohol isn't good for you. I appreciate the guidance.
Freedom at Stake: Biden's Beer Ban Sparks Outcry and Debate (msn.com)
Americans will soon receive guidance to limit their alcohol intake to merely one or two beers per week as part of stricter alcohol guidelines. And people have a lot to say about this infringement on their rights.
What's interesting is their choice of words at the onset of this kind of ****.Jantje_Smit » 27 Aug 2023, 2:13 am » wrote: ↑ I read about that, the latest senile guidance, it's Canada's fault...
I don't know why he keeps pushing insane stuff like that.. well, his handlers anyway.. it seems like they want to make him as impopular as possible, but why, it's not like they have a credible alternative.. on the other hand, the elections are a long time away, maybe they're just preparing the ground for a replacement that will save the day and keep Trump from getting elected..
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I read that.. yeah, I know, but it's a boring sunday and I don't have anything better to do.. and it made me wonder how you come up with that crap, are you asking a retarded AI to write that for you or are you retarded yourself, it's hard to tell the difference?Bruce » 27 Aug 2023, 5:03 am » wrote: ↑ As my poor old widowed teetotaler mother lay dying of congestive heart failure at age 84, she just naturally spent a lot of hours planning for her own funeral upon her impending demise.
She picked her pall bearers, and outlived one, picked another and outlived him, and wound up with three grandsons and three men and two alternates.
The preacher she designated was an old man she’d whipped her first day at Royal School as a 17 year old teacher in 1943 when he was 14. He survived her and was magnificent, telling the story of Mama walking across plowed ground applying for her first position as a teacher during the Second World War, but she had another back up for that old man, should he have croaked ahead of her.
As for the music the obligatory Old Rugged Cross was selected, to be sung by the music teacher house renter of our home place, named Barbara. But for the special guest number she honored me and my friend David and wanted me to sing Charlie’s Picture with David playing lead guitar and doing background harmony on the chorus.
I said Mama that’s a Porter Wagoner song, intended to be played in a beer joint on a juke box and she said I know it, but if it saves just one soul there from becoming an alcoholic it’s worth it all, isn’t it?
She had me and David audition and decided that without an electric banjo it wasn’t suitable, so she had Barbara sing Tramp on the Street, always a safe choice.
Mama is rolling over in her grave tonight knowing the United States Department of Agriculture recommends a two beer a night limit for the men and one for the mothers that should not be at beer joints at all, but rather at home raising children. And she’d make some snide remark about how she hoped Joe Biden outran all those priests as an altar boy, and that Jill wasn’t on the job letting him recommend any beer at all for women ever and no more than a half a beer at deer camp for the men, for sacramental purposes.
And even a half a beer a year was dangerous, although I should risk it to make Russel Madison and Tommy feel comfortable, you know?
They could drink beer at her grave, for all the help they gave us after Daddy died.
Here’s to you Mama, and what we might have sang.
https://youtu.be/f-3Vm1K_mkQ?si=zjoGBxoO0QOUuB9P
Most good Christian ladies never have one beer a lifetime.
He's got the gift of ****, like getting the fruit cake present at Christmas.Jantje_Smit » 27 Aug 2023, 6:00 am » wrote: ↑ I read that.. yeah, I know, but it's a boring sunday and I don't have anything better to do.. and it made me wonder how you come up with that crap, are you asking a retarded AI to write that for you or are you retarded yourself, it's hard to tell the difference?
You stupid ***... Reading that crap...Jantje_Smit » 27 Aug 2023, 6:00 am » wrote: ↑ I read that.. yeah, I know, but it's a boring sunday and I don't have anything better to do.. and it made me wonder how you come up with that crap, are you asking a retarded AI to write that for you or are you retarded yourself, it's hard to tell the difference?
I know but I couldn't help myself, there is something seriously wrong with that bruce.. not in the normal way.. lol.. I have seen plenty of weirdos on line over the years but no matter how insane and psychotic they were, I still had the feeling they were human, with this one I'm not sure..DeezerShoove » 27 Aug 2023, 6:12 am » wrote: ↑ You stupid ***... Reading that crap...
Now your brain is tainted. Go wash it out with soap.
Just about any liquid has to be better than that contamination.Jantje_Smit » 27 Aug 2023, 6:33 am » wrote: ↑ I know but I couldn't help myself, there is something seriously wrong with that bruce.. not in the normal way.. lol.. I have seen plenty of weirdos on line over the years but no matter how insane and psychotic they were, I still had the feeling they were human, with this one I'm not sure..
But I will go wash my brain and get over it, not with soap but with beer, that works better...
Punch » 27 Aug 2023, 1:31 am » wrote: ↑
Alcohol isn't good for you. I appreciate the guidance.
Freedom at Stake: Biden's Beer Ban Sparks Outcry and Debate (msn.com)
Americans will soon receive guidance to limit their alcohol intake to merely one or two beers per week as part of stricter alcohol guidelines. And people have a lot to say about this infringement on their rights.
We need to limit you to two drinks an hour.
OK...........next question ??
https://youtu.be/aF8_y2Zl9W8?si=s7vzhRC9ybZCWAMpTaipan » 27 Aug 2023, 6:46 am » wrote: ↑ OK...........next question ??![]()
https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY?si=JRMSQmOMyuvu3fRJ
Z09 » 27 Aug 2023, 6:44 am » wrote: ↑ Can you believe it?
What next?
The Biden Administration says "buying a gallon of ice cream and parking your *** in front of your TV watching Jerry Springer reruns might not be productive "?
As I said, no matter how insane with you I still have the feeling I'm talking to a human.. with bruce I'm not sure, but that's an idea, maybe he's from Area 51, an experiment gone wrong..Z09 » 27 Aug 2023, 6:39 am » wrote: ↑ This from the guy that said the plane that hit the Pentagon was actually flown to Area 51???
Bruce uses A.I. chatbots and Wikipedia to create 90% of what he/she posts.Jantje_Smit » 27 Aug 2023, 6:59 am » wrote: ↑ As I said, no matter how insane with you I still have the feeling I'm talking to a human.. with bruce I'm not sure, but that's an idea, maybe he's from Area 51, an experiment gone wrong..
That's what I thought but what kind of AI chatbot comes up with that crap.. the I in AI is supposed to stand for intelligence..RedheadedStranger » 27 Aug 2023, 7:06 am » wrote: ↑ Bruce uses A.I. chatbots and Wikipedia to create 90% of what he/she posts.