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25 Nov 2023 6:40 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 7:32 pm » wrote: I'm gonna punch my dick for ever beating off to the bitch. 

And she's really not that pretty without the stage makeup. 

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WTF IS THAT?? :rofl:  
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25 Nov 2023 6:44 pm
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 7:40 pm » wrote: WTF IS THAT?? Image  
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My bad - **** gay *** google gave me christopher meloni. 

**** - no wonder she looked so butch.
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25 Nov 2023 6:47 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 7:44 pm » wrote: My bad - **** gay *** google gave me christopher meloni. 

**** - no wonder she looked so butch.
**** Law & Order :clap:  
 
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25 Nov 2023 6:50 pm
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 7:47 pm » wrote: **** Law & Order Image
But she IS a thespian. She has a broad for a significant other.

She's from Lisbon.
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

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Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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25 Nov 2023 7:51 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 7:50 pm » wrote: But she IS a thespian. She has a broad for a significant other.

She's from Lisbon.
haha.  Years ago I had an old man neighbor

who called them "lezbins".  Then he would add

if they were dinosaurs they would be called ,,,,Licalotopus.

He would cackle loudly and a month later tell me the same joke. :LOL:  
 
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25 Nov 2023 7:54 pm
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 8:51 pm » wrote: haha.  Years ago I had an old man neighbor

who called them "lezbins".  Then he would add

if they were dinosaurs they would be called ,,,,Licalotopus.

He would cackle loudly and a month later tell me the same joke. Image
Big pharma actually produced a pill that cures lebianism. It's being marketed under the trade name, "Trimenagen."
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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25 Nov 2023 8:04 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 8:54 pm » wrote: Big pharma actually produced a pill that cures lebianism. It's being marketed under the trade name, "Trimenagen."
:clap:  Damn, I wish I had that to share back in the day with Mr. Akins.  Yes, he 

was adamant that EVERYONE call him Mr. Akins.
 
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25 Nov 2023 8:14 pm
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 9:04 pm » wrote: Image  Damn, I wish I had that to share back in the day with Mr. Akins.  Yes, he 

was adamant that EVERYONE call him Mr. Akins.
Claude Akins, the actor?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

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An opinion you won't defend is not your own

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25 Nov 2023 8:22 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 9:14 pm » wrote: Claude Akins, the actor?
Cecil.  We concluded he was not fond of the name.
 
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25 Nov 2023 8:26 pm
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 9:22 pm » wrote: Cecil.  We concluded he was not fond of the name.
I don't know who you're referring to. Not cecil akins out of gary indiana...?
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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25 Nov 2023 8:39 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 9:26 pm » wrote: I don't know who you're referring to. Not cecil akins out of gary indiana...?
:clap:No sir.  Mr. Cecil Akins on La Buena Vista Dr. in Wimberley, TX.

He had a little smokehouse in his backyard where he made the

most glorious beef and venison jerky.  He was glorious.
  
 
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 9:39 pm » wrote: ImageNo sir.  Mr. Cecil Akins on La Buena Vista Dr. in Wimberley, TX.

He had a little smokehouse in his backyard where he made the

most glorious beef and venison jerky.  He was glorious.
Oh **** willie nelson country. Ever make it to the Kerrville shindig?
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You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

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An opinion you won't defend is not your own

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25 Nov 2023 9:10 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 9:51 pm » wrote: Oh **** willie nelson country. Ever make it to the Kerrville shindig?
The Kerrville event is the Folk Festival.  
We went a few times when I was a kid
living in Fredericksburg, TX, about
30 miles from Kerrville.  Thats the
heart of the TX hill country.  As a kid
I was fairly disinterested other than 
all the braless girls in tank tops. GLORIOUS!

The Willie event is the 4th of July Picnic.
Held in MANY places since the mid 70s.
We went once in the 90s when it was held 
in Luckenbach, TX.  Parking, walking, drunks,
....a nightmare.  Only thing worth the trip was
Kris Kristopherson...Me and Bobby McGee.  GLORIOUS! 

 
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25 Nov 2023 9:17 pm
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 10:10 pm » wrote: The Kerrville event is the Folk Festival.  
We went a few times when I was a kid
living in Fredericksburg, TX, about
30 miles from Kerrville.  Thats the
heart of the TX hill country.  As a kid
I was fairly disinterested other than 
all the braless girls in tank tops. GLORIOUS!

The Willie event is the 4th of July Picnic.
Held in MANY places since the mid 70s.
We went once in the 90s when it was held 
in Luckenbach, TX.  Parking, walking, drunks,
....a nightmare.  Only thing worth the trip was
Kris Kristopherson...Me and Bobby McGee.  GLORIOUS!
Yeah, I'm a Kristofferson fan. He was America's poet laureate, for my money. 

My brother smoked a joint with willie in Luckenbach. 

I went to Kerrville about 2006. It was wall to wall undercovers and meth heads - a real **** horror show. I left the camp site and slept in the **** car. I was sure I was gonna have to shoot one of the meth heads, one way or another. They were off the **** hook.
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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25 Nov 2023 9:34 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 10:17 pm » wrote: Yeah, I'm a Kristofferson fan. He was America's poet laureate, for my money. 

My brother smoked a joint with willie in Luckenbach. 

I went to Kerrville about 2006. It was wall to wall undercovers and meth heads - a real **** horror show. I left the camp site and slept in the **** car. I was sure I was gonna have to shoot one of the meth heads, one way or another. They were off the **** hook.
KK is an American Icon no question.  Song writing, acting....total boss.
But Sylvia Plath was more ****... dark, brooding...possibly a Cumunist.  Fascinating woman.

WTF, did your brother ever recover from "Willie Weed"?? :clap:  

Damn, never knew Kerrville became a meth head community. :rofl:  
 
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 10:34 pm » wrote: KK is an American Icon no question.  Song writing, acting....total boss.
But Sylvia Plath was more ****... dark, brooding...possibly a Cumunist.  Fascinating woman.

WTF, did your brother ever recover from "Willie Weed"?? Image  

Damn, never knew Kerrville became a meth head community. Image
Yeah, I don't believe he smoked that joint with today's willy. Your time in Luckenbach wasn't the first time willie played there. I believe he was just a bounce around guy when my brother smoked that joint with him. Might have been my brother's joint. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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25 Nov 2023 9:45 pm
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Cannonpointer » 25 Nov 2023, 10:37 pm » wrote: Yeah, I don't believe he smoked that joint with today's willy. Your time in Luckenbach wasn't the first time willie played there. I believe he was just a bounce around guy when my brother smoked that joint with him. Might have been my brother's joint.
You are correct sir...."Willie and the Boys"

played in the area often in many towns in the 70s/80s.

My dad was obsessed with the lot of them.

His fav was Waylon Jennings.
 
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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 10:34 pm » wrote: KK is an American Icon no question.  Song writing, acting....total boss.
And under-rated at every single turn, IMO.
Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 10:34 pm » wrote: But Sylvia Plath was more ****... dark, brooding...possibly a Cumunist.  Fascinating woman.
I like bubbly blonds. She was a depressive brunette. We wouldn't have clicked.

Every time we had crossed a bridge, I would have been unable to suppress the impulse to suggest she jump.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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26 Nov 2023 10:14 am
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Cannonpointer » 26 Nov 2023, 12:11 am » wrote: And under-rated at every single turn, IMO.

I like bubbly blonds. She was a depressive brunette. We wouldn't have clicked.

Every time we had crossed a bridge, I would have been unable to suppress the impulse to suggest she jump.

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Sumela » 25 Nov 2023, 9:39 pm » wrote: ImageNo sir.  Mr. Cecil Akins on La Buena Vista Dr. in Wimberley, TX.

He had a little smokehouse in his backyard where he made the

most glorious beef and venison jerky.  He was glorious.
You live in wimberly?
 
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