It's a tightrope.
If your hitting that bitch I'm proud of ya.Cannonpointer » 28 Nov 2023, 10:28 pm » wrote: ↑ I was hitting your ex real regular.
Wait - are you talking about with a fist?
Oh, I don't hit it anymore.RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 10:32 pm » wrote: ↑ If your hitting that bitch I'm proud of ya.
Be careful.
Why do you assume he'd have told a bitch twice?LincolnNebraska » 28 Nov 2023, 10:30 pm » wrote: ↑ And you would have done it more, except she left your POS ***.
Nah... it was before were ever got married.LincolnNebraska » 28 Nov 2023, 10:30 pm » wrote: ↑ And you would have done it more, except she left your POS ***.
Her husband would hate to hear that.Cannonpointer » 28 Nov 2023, 10:33 pm » wrote: ↑ Oh, I don't hit it anymore.
I haven't **** your ex since about six months before y'all broke it off.
RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 10:34 pm » wrote: ↑ Nah... it was before were ever got married.
We had 11 years and two kids after... then she left.
Because she's a ****.
Well, you hit her, so............RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 10:37 pm » wrote: ↑ Because she's a ****.
Why do you ask so many questions? Are you trying to live vicariously through others or something?
Go feed your cat already loser.
She hit me first, so...........
Yeah, right.
Don't you want to know how I hit her?
I poured an entire can of italian bread crumbs over my ol mans head. The look on his face was priceless.RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 10:45 pm » wrote: ↑ Don't you want to know how I hit her?
Was it an open or closed fist... to the face or to the body?
Did she bleed or have physical bruising? Were the cops called... a trip to the hospital?
C'mon man... you are getting boring.
I really want to tell this story.
It would be a hobby and not to be my sole income. I manage a website as my day job so have plenty of experience
Okay, here goes.sootedupCyndi » 28 Nov 2023, 10:49 pm » wrote: ↑ I poured an entire can of italian bread crumbs over my ol mans head. The look on his face was priceless.
Cannonpointer » 28 Nov 2023, 10:33 pm » wrote: ↑ Oh, I don't hit it anymore.
I haven't **** your ex since about six months before y'all broke it off.
Cannonpointer » 28 Nov 2023, 8:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Idunno about "everything," but I've found calling his mom a hor bugs him.
RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:02 pm » wrote: ↑ Okay, here goes.
We were coming back from a 1200 mile weekend trip that included a wedding and reception in the middle of it, and we're about 75 miles from home at 2am and I had to be to work at 7am.
She is asleep in the passenger seat and I've got our '85 Honda Prelude running about 145 trying to get home as fast as I can... taking no prisoners.
She wakes up, realizes how fast we are going and freaks out and grabs the damn steering wheel... while I'm running 145.
I instinctively ball up my right fist and drop it on the top of her left thigh as hard as I could in a desperate attempt to get her to let go of the steering wheel.
She let go, and then bawled... I felt horrible.
And that is the story of the only time I ever hit my (ex) wife.
