Which Of You M-Fers Is Kfools???

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27 Nov 2023 1:22 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:02 pm » wrote: Okay, here goes.

We were coming back from a 1200 mile weekend trip that included a wedding and reception in the middle of it, and we're about 75 miles from home at 2am and I had to be to work at 7am.

She is asleep in the passenger seat and I've got our '85 Honda Prelude running about 145 trying to get home as fast as I can... taking no prisoners.

She wakes up, realizes how fast we are going and freaks out and grabs the damn steering wheel... while I'm running 145.

I instinctively ball up my right fist and drop it on the top of her left thigh as hard as I could in a desperate attempt to get her to let go of the steering wheel.

​​​​​​She let go, and then bawled... I felt horrible.

And that is the story of the only time I ever hit my (ex) wife.

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well- her over reacting could have killed you both. yikes
 
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28 Nov 2023 10:18 pm
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Why would I make up fake stories on an anonymous message board?

If I had socked that **** in the eye in a drunken rage, I would have just said so.

Do y'all really think I give a **** what y'all think anyway?

:rofl:  



 
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*rippy38
28 Nov 2023 10:27 pm
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I'm guessing @Lincoln Nebraska  is either over at USMB trying to groom a sok or they went lights out at the mental hospital.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

:D  
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28 Nov 2023 10:28 pm
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RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:18 pm » wrote: Why would I make up fake stories on an anonymous message board?

If I had socked that **** in the eye in a drunken rage, I would have just said so.

Do y'all really think I give a **** what y'all think anyway?

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When I was 11....a poked a hole in a

warm watermelon...it was GLORIOUS!!
 
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28 Nov 2023 10:30 pm
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Sumela » 28 Nov 2023, 11:28 pm » wrote: When I was 11....a poked a hole in a

warm watermelon...it was GLORIOUS!!
I can believe that.

That's probably the last piece you've ever had too.
 
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RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:30 pm » wrote: I can believe that.

That's probably the last piece you've ever had too.

:lol:   :lol:  
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28 Nov 2023 10:37 pm
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DeezerShoove » 28 Nov 2023, 11:11 pm » wrote: Seems like there are some really cranky people posting lately.

Maybe you get close to touching a raw nerve on the whore-mother thing.
He probably just heard pillow talk betwixt Mom and Dad in the double wide.
If that boy knew his dad I will EAT that **** double wide. 
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The riotous procession of nonstop *** in that hor's trailer made the **** in Gaza look like the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace.
 
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28 Nov 2023 10:39 pm
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RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:18 pm » wrote: Why would I make up fake stories on an anonymous message board?
I do it all the time.

Most of us rich guys do.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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28 Nov 2023 10:40 pm
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RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:27 pm » wrote: Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
My results may vary. :ninja:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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28 Nov 2023 10:42 pm
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Sumela » 28 Nov 2023, 11:28 pm » wrote: When I was 11....a poked a hole in a

warm watermelon...it was GLORIOUS!!
I didn't try that until I was married.

I was trying to keep my stepkid off *** ******, so I figured turn him on to *** ****** precursor.

We double teamed a Georgia Rattlesnake - a long, sexy melon that put enough distance between us so it wasn't gay. 

I'm telling you, it WASN'T gay, dammit!
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:18 pm » wrote: Why would I make up fake stories on an anonymous message board?

If I had socked that **** in the eye in a drunken rage, I would have just said so.

Do y'all really think I give a **** what y'all think anyway?

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The Night Stalker did that. He gone.

Stories were always sick and twisted. Murder and mayhem.

The board was an outlet for him. Like omh.  ;)  
Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
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29 Nov 2023 7:41 am
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Lincoln Nebraska » 28 Nov 2023, 6:45 pm » wrote: Says the AI sock who generates dozens of 500 word gibberish replies weekly!   :lol:  
Universal constants never very to things never same form twice since arriving a fertilized cell from their start/origin with adapting in space here now.

How do you think ever changing total sum cycles within cycles works in plain sight with you proportionately here.
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Cannonpointer » 28 Nov 2023, 11:42 pm » wrote: I didn't try that until I was married.

I was trying to keep my stepkid off *** ******, so I figured turn him on to *** ****** precursor.

We double teamed a Georgia Rattlesnake - a long, sexy melon that put enough distance between us so it wasn't gay. 

I'm telling you, it WASN'T gay, dammit!
These 3 words should NEVER appear in the same sentence: "stepkid   ***   ******".  Something ain't right if they do.
  • "I F-ed *** ****** in college, now I have stepkids from 10 different baby-daddies"
  • "Dad thinks I'm a big ****** because his *** stepkid keeps stabbing me demanding money."
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LincolnNebraska » 28 Nov 2023, 9:44 pm » wrote: Is that on pornhub?

@Buck Naked

not sure I have a new phone 15 don’t want it infected with virus 
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RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 9:40 pm » wrote: He had a catalogue of between at least 150 and 200 accounts when I started torpedoing them. He got madder than a wet hen... and what was so funny was, he didn't even know it was me at the time.

He couldn't figure out how they were getting popped so fast. He thought kfools had hired some guy from Pakistan to mod his forum even.

Honest injun! It was **** hilarious!

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Nopes.  You banned my 1st two accounts.  You bragged about banning my IP, claiming I was gone for good.  You never even heard of proxy bypass, so I simply made another account.

 You also issued your patented respect-mah-authortee warnings.  I never once acknowledged your control freak warnings, so my posting was blocked from that particular account.  But no matter because I simply made a new account.

 You couldn’t stop me then, and you can’t stop me now.  You desperately lobby Cannon Point to do something about me, but he won’t.  I sometimes annoy CP, but he despises your little hall monitor snitching.  And it ticks you off no end.  Image  
 
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Cannonpointer » 28 Nov 2023, 9:43 pm » wrote: Okay THAT is funny. Oh, ****. You know how much WORK goes into that many soks? EACH ONE needs a unique email - which as to be set up and registered, then the account has to be set up and registered THROUGH an email, which has to be checked for a link. OMG what a **** FRUITCAKE! Image      Image   Image   Image

Ya, I know how much work goes into a sock.  Apparently, you never heard of templates or disposable/temp emails.   :rofl:  
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RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:02 pm » wrote: Okay, here goes.

We were coming back from a 1200 mile weekend trip that included a wedding and reception in the middle of it, and we're about 75 miles from home at 2am and I had to be to work at 7am.

She is asleep in the passenger seat and I've got our '85 Honda Prelude running about 145 trying to get home as fast as I can... taking no prisoners.

She wakes up, realizes how fast we are going and freaks out and grabs the damn steering wheel... while I'm running 145.

I instinctively ball up my right fist and drop it on the top of her left thigh as hard as I could in a desperate attempt to get her to let go of the steering wheel.

​​​​​​She let go, and then bawled... I felt horrible.

And that is the story of the only time I ever hit my (ex) wife.

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LMAO.  You're not only a liar, but a bad liar. You said your first wife (then gf) hit you first.  Her simply grabbing the steering wheel is not hitting.  
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29 Nov 2023 9:46 am
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Oh, I think Little Bippy's 145mph story is true, but there's another story he's not telling.  He clocked his first wife, but he ain't spilling on that one.  
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LincolnNebraska » 29 Nov 2023, 10:40 am » wrote: Nopes.  You banned my 1st two accounts.  You bragged about banning my IP, claiming I was gone for good.  You never even heard of proxy bypass, so I simply made another account.

 You also issued your patented respect-mah-authortee warnings.  I never once acknowledged your control freak warnings, so my posting was blocked from that particular account.  But no matter because I simply made a new account.

 You couldn’t stop me then, and you can’t stop me now.  You desperately lobby Cannon Point to do something about me, but he won’t.  I sometimes annoy CP, but he despises your little hall monitor snitching.  And it ticks you off no end.  Image
Tell some more lies.

There was never any way to ban an individual IP on the .org site, ever... and I never claimed as such. It was never about stopping you either... it was about pissing in your Cheerios, which I obviously accomplished. 🤣

All I did was ban every sok that was handing out excessive amounts of the downvotes in the wee hours of the morning is all... and yes, there were hundreds of them... and yes, you were furious over it.

I got a hell of a chuckle out of that **** too!

:rofl:  

 
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29 Nov 2023 9:53 am
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LincolnNebraska » 29 Nov 2023, 10:46 am » wrote: Oh, I think Little Bippy's 145mph story is true, but there's another story he's not telling.  He clocked his first wife, but he ain't spilling on that one.
I hit your mom harder than I did my ex wife.
 
 
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