well- her over reacting could have killed you both. yikesRedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:02 pm » wrote: ↑ Okay, here goes.
We were coming back from a 1200 mile weekend trip that included a wedding and reception in the middle of it, and we're about 75 miles from home at 2am and I had to be to work at 7am.
She is asleep in the passenger seat and I've got our '85 Honda Prelude running about 145 trying to get home as fast as I can... taking no prisoners.
She wakes up, realizes how fast we are going and freaks out and grabs the damn steering wheel... while I'm running 145.
I instinctively ball up my right fist and drop it on the top of her left thigh as hard as I could in a desperate attempt to get her to let go of the steering wheel.
She let go, and then bawled... I felt horrible.
And that is the story of the only time I ever hit my (ex) wife.
Why would I make up fake stories on an anonymous message board?
When I was 11....a poked a hole in aRedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Why would I make up fake stories on an anonymous message board?
If I had socked that **** in the eye in a drunken rage, I would have just said so.
Do y'all really think I give a **** what y'all think anyway?
I can believe that.Sumela » 28 Nov 2023, 11:28 pm » wrote: ↑ When I was 11....a poked a hole in a
warm watermelon...it was GLORIOUS!!
RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:30 pm » wrote: ↑ I can believe that.
That's probably the last piece you've ever had too.
If that boy knew his dad I will EAT that **** double wide.DeezerShoove » 28 Nov 2023, 11:11 pm » wrote: ↑ Seems like there are some really cranky people posting lately.
Maybe you get close to touching a raw nerve on the whore-mother thing.
He probably just heard pillow talk betwixt Mom and Dad in the double wide.
I do it all the time.RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Why would I make up fake stories on an anonymous message board?
My results may vary.
I didn't try that until I was married.Sumela » 28 Nov 2023, 11:28 pm » wrote: ↑ When I was 11....a poked a hole in a
warm watermelon...it was GLORIOUS!!
RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Why would I make up fake stories on an anonymous message board?
If I had socked that **** in the eye in a drunken rage, I would have just said so.
Do y'all really think I give a **** what y'all think anyway?
Universal constants never very to things never same form twice since arriving a fertilized cell from their start/origin with adapting in space here now.Lincoln Nebraska » 28 Nov 2023, 6:45 pm » wrote: ↑ Says the AI sock who generates dozens of 500 word gibberish replies weekly! :lol:
These 3 words should NEVER appear in the same sentence: "stepkid *** ******". Something ain't right if they do.Cannonpointer » 28 Nov 2023, 11:42 pm » wrote: ↑ I didn't try that until I was married.
I was trying to keep my stepkid off *** ******, so I figured turn him on to *** ****** precursor.
We double teamed a Georgia Rattlesnake - a long, sexy melon that put enough distance between us so it wasn't gay.
I'm telling you, it WASN'T gay, dammit!
Nopes. You banned my 1st two accounts. You bragged about banning my IP, claiming I was gone for good. You never even heard of proxy bypass, so I simply made another account.RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 9:40 pm » wrote: ↑ He had a catalogue of between at least 150 and 200 accounts when I started torpedoing them. He got madder than a wet hen... and what was so funny was, he didn't even know it was me at the time.
He couldn't figure out how they were getting popped so fast. He thought kfools had hired some guy from Pakistan to mod his forum even.
Honest injun! It was **** hilarious!
Cannonpointer » 28 Nov 2023, 9:43 pm » wrote: ↑ Okay THAT is funny. Oh, ****. You know how much WORK goes into that many soks? EACH ONE needs a unique email - which as to be set up and registered, then the account has to be set up and registered THROUGH an email, which has to be checked for a link. OMG what a **** FRUITCAKE!![]()
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LMAO. You're not only a liar, but a bad liar. You said your first wife (then gf) hit you first. Her simply grabbing the steering wheel is not hitting.RedheadedStranger » 28 Nov 2023, 11:02 pm » wrote: ↑ Okay, here goes.
We were coming back from a 1200 mile weekend trip that included a wedding and reception in the middle of it, and we're about 75 miles from home at 2am and I had to be to work at 7am.
She is asleep in the passenger seat and I've got our '85 Honda Prelude running about 145 trying to get home as fast as I can... taking no prisoners.
She wakes up, realizes how fast we are going and freaks out and grabs the damn steering wheel... while I'm running 145.
I instinctively ball up my right fist and drop it on the top of her left thigh as hard as I could in a desperate attempt to get her to let go of the steering wheel.
She let go, and then bawled... I felt horrible.
And that is the story of the only time I ever hit my (ex) wife.
Oh, I think Little Bippy's 145mph story is true, but there's another story he's not telling. He clocked his first wife, but he ain't spilling on that one.
Tell some more lies.LincolnNebraska » 29 Nov 2023, 10:40 am » wrote: ↑ Nopes. You banned my 1st two accounts. You bragged about banning my IP, claiming I was gone for good. You never even heard of proxy bypass, so I simply made another account.
You also issued your patented respect-mah-authortee warnings. I never once acknowledged your control freak warnings, so my posting was blocked from that particular account. But no matter because I simply made a new account.
You couldn’t stop me then, and you can’t stop me now. You desperately lobby Cannon Point to do something about me, but he won’t. I sometimes annoy CP, but he despises your little hall monitor snitching. And it ticks you off no end.
I hit your mom harder than I did my ex wife.LincolnNebraska » 29 Nov 2023, 10:46 am » wrote: ↑ Oh, I think Little Bippy's 145mph story is true, but there's another story he's not telling. He clocked his first wife, but he ain't spilling on that one.