Your re-educating me is imploding your own reality now.Skans » 30 Nov 2023, 8:55 am » wrote: ↑ Well then Omh, I am ecstatic that my re-education program is working on you. Keep up the good work, son.
Cow tipping is out?Cannonpointer » 30 Nov 2023, 1:43 am » wrote: ↑ Bull fighting is a perfect example of toxic masculinity run amok. I have started an organization to give people a more woke alternative to bullfighting: cowfighting.
It's quite different, in that instead of the matador being chased, he has to do the chasing. But the crowds are just as vocal and emotional (although often their outcries are in favor of the cows).
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"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom Hey forum buddies, ITS WORKING!!!!Nostradamus'omh » 30 Nov 2023, 8:57 am » wrote: ↑ Your re-educating me is imploding your own reality now.
RebelGator » 30 Nov 2023, 6:32 am » wrote: ↑ The Pope has about as much impact on my life as a piss ant does.....you may as well celebrate Taylor Swift as being significant.
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"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom Which one's "its"
Our organization does not sponsor cow tipping events at this time, but we are liaising with the CowTipper Alliance.
cow tipping does seem a safer bet...Cannonpointer » 30 Nov 2023, 10:15 am » wrote: ↑ Our organization does not sponsor cow tipping events at this time, but we are liaising with the CowTipper Alliance.
Cow tipping is already a very well established tradition, right up there with *** hazing.
We need help NOW, to get cowfighting out of the pasture and into the major arenas.
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"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom A guy who gets kicked by a cow that he's milking is likely a real son of a bitch.ROG62 » 30 Nov 2023, 10:59 am » wrote: ↑ cow tipping does seem a safer bet...
I worked with a guy who had many permanent welts on his arms and upper torso from getting kicked by cows whilst a lifetime of hand milking...
Not to mention the chocolate milk leaving such a nasty taste in your mouth.Cannonpointer » 30 Nov 2023, 11:11 am » wrote: ↑ A guy who gets kicked by a cow that he's milking is likely a real son of a bitch.
Cows are generous and sweet-natured creatures - and being milked is a great relief.
You gotta be a gentle spirit with a cow - especially if you're coming for more than milk.
Me, I no longer make love to cattle. I'm getting too old for that. It's not nearly as easy as it used to be to lay on my back to suck their tits and run around front to kiss them.
He was actually one of the most mild mannered man I've known...lolCannonpointer » 30 Nov 2023, 11:11 am » wrote: ↑ A guy who gets kicked by a cow that he's milking is likely a real son of a bitch.
Cows are generous and sweet-natured creatures - and being milked is a great relief.
You gotta be a gentle spirit with a cow - especially if you're coming for more than milk.
Me, I no longer make love to cattle. I'm getting too old for that. It's not nearly as easy as it used to be to lay on my back to suck their tits and run around front to kiss them.
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"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom Ya gotta talk to em, sing to em, fondle their teats. Whisper sweet nothings... move on em smooth...ROG62 » 30 Nov 2023, 1:54 pm » wrote: ↑ He was actually one of the most mild mannered man I've known...lol
I've known too many farmers that would disagree...they can be as ornery as any creature...just give em a chance...**** with their teats the wrong way and BOOM...careful or you may wake up dead...
Who know, maybe it was -30 and he wasn't wearing gloves...Cannonpointer » 30 Nov 2023, 2:05 pm » wrote: ↑ Ya gotta talk to em, sing to em, fondle their teats. Whisper sweet nothings... move on em smooth...
The prettier they are, the more they see ya coming. At least in Texas and Okalhoma.
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"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom Any man that touches a cow's teat without warming his hands and keeping them smooth with bag balm is just axing for it, I say.