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WOW! MIRABEAU'S NEIGHBOR DEMONSTRATES EXCELLENT WAY TO DEAL WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!
WOW! MIRABEAU'S NEIGHBOR DEMONSTRATES EXCELLENT WAY TO DEAL WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!
By Mirabeau
1 Feb 2024 1:53 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
1 Feb 2024 1:53 pm
This past summer, one of Mirabeau's down-the-road neighbors ("Cal," but that's not his real name) was building a new barn, which also had an office, bathroom and a small kitchen in it. When the construction on the barn started, Mirabeau noticed that the crew building the barn was comprised totally of mestizos. Mirabeau sternly reminded Cal that we don't want mestizos in our part of the world for any reason. Cal just smiled and said, "You and all our neighbors will be very pleased when you find out all the details of this project."
The mestizos worked and sweated through all of July and August, day after day, and when the project was completed, they disappeared.
Mirabeau then asked Cal what it was about the project that was supposed to "please" Mirabeau and the rest of the neighbors. And it was really quite simple, and hilarious!
Cal provided all the materials for the project, and the mestizos supplied the labor. When the project was finished, the "head mestizo" presented Cal a bill for the labor, which, of course, ran into the thousands of dollars. Cal, in response, said, "I'll be glad to pay you that full amount, as soon as you provide me with a valid Social Security number."
The "head mestizo" was aghast. He could not provide a Social Security number for himself nor any of the crew. In other words, he was an ILLEGAL ALIEN.
Instead of paying the illegals, Cal said, "Get the hell off my property and OUT OF TEXAS, you illegal bastards!!!"
They left, Cal reported them to the CBP, and Cal has a beautiful new barn at a REAL BARGAIN!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Note to all: Whenever you hear ANYONE referring to "migrants," what they really mean to say is, "INVADERS!"
The mestizos worked and sweated through all of July and August, day after day, and when the project was completed, they disappeared.
Mirabeau then asked Cal what it was about the project that was supposed to "please" Mirabeau and the rest of the neighbors. And it was really quite simple, and hilarious!
Cal provided all the materials for the project, and the mestizos supplied the labor. When the project was finished, the "head mestizo" presented Cal a bill for the labor, which, of course, ran into the thousands of dollars. Cal, in response, said, "I'll be glad to pay you that full amount, as soon as you provide me with a valid Social Security number."
The "head mestizo" was aghast. He could not provide a Social Security number for himself nor any of the crew. In other words, he was an ILLEGAL ALIEN.
Instead of paying the illegals, Cal said, "Get the hell off my property and OUT OF TEXAS, you illegal bastards!!!"
They left, Cal reported them to the CBP, and Cal has a beautiful new barn at a REAL BARGAIN!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Note to all: Whenever you hear ANYONE referring to "migrants," what they really mean to say is, "INVADERS!"
2 Feb 2024 5:26 pm
Q: How much money can a mestizo make by building a barn in Mirabeau's corner of the world?
A: ZERO!!!!!
Why you peso little money?
A: ZERO!!!!!
Why you peso little money?
3 Feb 2024 1:28 pm
Q: How many mestizos does it take to build a modern, industrialized, First World nation?
A: Don't know. They've NEVER done it.
A: Don't know. They've NEVER done it.
3 Feb 2024 11:18 pm
Mirabeau » 01 Feb 2024, 2:53 pm » wrote: ↑ This past summer, one of Mirabeau's down-the-road neighbors ("Cal," but that's not his real name) was building a new barn, which also had an office, bathroom and a small kitchen in it. When the construction on the barn started, Mirabeau noticed that the crew building the barn was comprised totally of mestizos. Mirabeau sternly reminded Cal that we don't want mestizos in our part of the world for any reason. Cal just smiled and said, "You and all our neighbors will be very pleased when you find out all the details of this project."
The mestizos worked and sweated through all of July and August, day after day, and when the project was completed, they disappeared.
Mirabeau then asked Cal what it was about the project that was supposed to "please" Mirabeau and the rest of the neighbors. And it was really quite simple, and hilarious!
Cal provided all the materials for the project, and the mestizos supplied the labor. When the project was finished, the "head mestizo" presented Cal a bill for the labor, which, of course, ran into the thousands of dollars. Cal, in response, said, "I'll be glad to pay you that full amount, as soon as you provide me with a valid Social Security number."
The "head mestizo" was aghast. He could not provide a Social Security number for himself nor any of the crew. In other words, he was an ILLEGAL ALIEN.
Instead of paying the illegals, Cal said, "Get the hell off my property and OUT OF TEXAS, you illegal bastards!!!"
They left, Cal reported them to the CBP, and Cal has a beautiful new barn at a REAL BARGAIN!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Note to all: Whenever you hear ANYONE referring to "migrants," what they really mean to say is, "INVADERS!"
When it burns down in a year, there won't be a lot of mystery why...
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
4 Feb 2024 12:28 pm
You mean the mestizos are so ignorant they don't know what a homeowner armed with a main battle rifle can do?DeezerShoove » 04 Feb 2024, 12:18 am » wrote: ↑ When it burns down in a year, there won't be a lot of mystery why...
4 Feb 2024 5:04 pm
Mirabeau » 04 Feb 2024, 1:28 pm » wrote: ↑ You mean the mestizos are so ignorant they don't know what a homeowner armed with a main battle rifle can do?
Who watches a barn 24/7?
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
7 Feb 2024 5:21 pm
You mean, besides his dogs, his neighbors and his game cams?
7 Feb 2024 5:51 pm
Cheating workmen of their wages is unmanly.Mirabeau » 01 Feb 2024, 2:53 pm » wrote: ↑ This past summer, one of Mirabeau's down-the-road neighbors ("Cal," but that's not his real name) was building a new barn, which also had an office, bathroom and a small kitchen in it. When the construction on the barn started, Mirabeau noticed that the crew building the barn was comprised totally of mestizos. Mirabeau sternly reminded Cal that we don't want mestizos in our part of the world for any reason. Cal just smiled and said, "You and all our neighbors will be very pleased when you find out all the details of this project."
The mestizos worked and sweated through all of July and August, day after day, and when the project was completed, they disappeared.
Mirabeau then asked Cal what it was about the project that was supposed to "please" Mirabeau and the rest of the neighbors. And it was really quite simple, and hilarious!
Cal provided all the materials for the project, and the mestizos supplied the labor. When the project was finished, the "head mestizo" presented Cal a bill for the labor, which, of course, ran into the thousands of dollars. Cal, in response, said, "I'll be glad to pay you that full amount, as soon as you provide me with a valid Social Security number."
The "head mestizo" was aghast. He could not provide a Social Security number for himself nor any of the crew. In other words, he was an ILLEGAL ALIEN.
Instead of paying the illegals, Cal said, "Get the hell off my property and OUT OF TEXAS, you illegal bastards!!!"
They left, Cal reported them to the CBP, and Cal has a beautiful new barn at a REAL BARGAIN!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Note to all: Whenever you hear ANYONE referring to "migrants," what they really mean to say is, "INVADERS!"
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
7 Feb 2024 6:50 pm
Nobody has ever mistaken Mirabeau or his friends as being manly.
7 Feb 2024 6:54 pm
a true tRumperMirabeau » 01 Feb 2024, 2:53 pm » wrote: ↑ This past summer, one of Mirabeau's down-the-road neighbors ("Cal," but that's not his real name) was building a new barn, which also had an office, bathroom and a small kitchen in it. When the construction on the barn started, Mirabeau noticed that the crew building the barn was comprised totally of mestizos. Mirabeau sternly reminded Cal that we don't want mestizos in our part of the world for any reason. Cal just smiled and said, "You and all our neighbors will be very pleased when you find out all the details of this project."
The mestizos worked and sweated through all of July and August, day after day, and when the project was completed, they disappeared.
Mirabeau then asked Cal what it was about the project that was supposed to "please" Mirabeau and the rest of the neighbors. And it was really quite simple, and hilarious!
Cal provided all the materials for the project, and the mestizos supplied the labor. When the project was finished, the "head mestizo" presented Cal a bill for the labor, which, of course, ran into the thousands of dollars. Cal, in response, said, "I'll be glad to pay you that full amount, as soon as you provide me with a valid Social Security number."
The "head mestizo" was aghast. He could not provide a Social Security number for himself nor any of the crew. In other words, he was an ILLEGAL ALIEN.
Instead of paying the illegals, Cal said, "Get the hell off my property and OUT OF TEXAS, you illegal bastards!!!"
They left, Cal reported them to the CBP, and Cal has a beautiful new barn at a REAL BARGAIN!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Note to all: Whenever you hear ANYONE referring to "migrants," what they really mean to say is, "INVADERS!"
don’t pay your bills
*** gotta ***
7 Feb 2024 6:57 pm
He clearly mistakes himself and his cheating, dishonest neighbor as such.Squatchman » 07 Feb 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ Nobody has ever mistaken Mirabeau or his friends as being manly.
Can you imagine being such a dirty jew bastard (no offense to any clean jew bastards) as to cheat a crew of workmen of their wages?
The **** of that stinks of sewage people.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
7 Feb 2024 6:59 pm
These illegal Mexicans aren't little old ladies. They're big bankers. They're sharks, I tell ya.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
7 Feb 2024 7:03 pm
people with no money and no power often areCannonpointer » 07 Feb 2024, 7:59 pm » wrote: ↑ These illegal Mexicans aren't little old ladies. They're big bankers. They're sharks, I tell ya.
7 Feb 2024 7:22 pm
Nothing makes me feel more manly than kicking a guy when he's down.
I see a man on the ground, by Gyad, I put the boots to the son of a bitch.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
7 Feb 2024 7:35 pm
Mirabeau » 07 Feb 2024, 6:21 pm » wrote: ↑ You mean, besides his dogs, his neighbors and his game cams?
Whatever... This ****'s tiring.
Now I hope it burns down.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
8 Feb 2024 3:31 am
And boasts about it.Cannonpointer » 07 Feb 2024, 7:57 pm » wrote: ↑ He clearly mistakes himself and his cheating, dishonest neighbor as such.
Can you imagine being such a dirty jew bastard (no offense to any clean jew bastards) as to cheat a crew of workmen of their wages?
The **** of that stinks of sewage people.
8 Feb 2024 1:06 pm
GIGGLES about it, like a school girl.
Quite the reveal, that - QUITE the reveal.
He puts his pant suit on one leg at a time, just like Hillary.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
8 Feb 2024 4:35 pm
There is NO SUCH THING as "cheating" a criminal.
Illegal aliens are CRIMINALS! They are INVADERS!
Have you any questions?
8 Feb 2024 4:36 pm
Squattingboy, a/k/a Richard Simmons' pool boy.Squatchman » 07 Feb 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ Nobody has ever mistaken Mirabeau or his friends as being manly.
8 Feb 2024 4:38 pm
^^^ A true dumbocrat.
don't make a cogent response
dumbocrats gotta dumbaround
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