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My older brother and his wife are having a baby this year.  They're having a strong disagreement on names and can't agree on anything.  The problem is my sis in law is a real libtard.  She watches all the teevee **** news 24-7.  She is always connecting names to politics.

For instance, my brother likes the name Kristi.  No go with the SIL because she HATES Kristi Noem.  My brother does the other spelling of Christi and his wife cites fat **** Chris Christie. 

My brother even got on Fedbook and asked for suggestions.  The "winner" would get dinner.  Not as easy as you might think.  My brother suggested Tyler.  What does my SIL say?  She connects it with president John Tyler.  She said was he a Whig, and they were supported by evangelicals.    Unbelievable.    

I'm tired of hearing the whole thing.  Any names not connected with politicians would be great.  Thank you.   
 

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LaughsinHitler » 01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am

My older brother and his wife are having a baby this year.  They're having a strong disagreement on names and can't agree on anything.  The problem is my sis in law is a real libtard.  She watches all the teevee **** news 24-7.  She is always connecting names to politics.

For instance, my brother likes the name Kristi.  No go with the SIL because she HATES Kristi Noem.  My brother does the other spelling of Christi and his wife cites fat **** Chris Christie. 

My brother even got on Fedbook and asked for suggestions.  The "winner" would get dinner.  Not as easy as you might think.  My brother suggested Tyler.  What does my SIL say?  She connects it with president John Tyler.  She said was he a Whig, and they were supported by evangelicals.    Unbelievable.    

I'm tired of hearing the whole thing.  Any names not connected with politicians would be great.  Thank you.

Adolf?

 


 

Marquese

Laughs in Hitler » 01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am

My older brother and his wife are having a baby this year.  They're having a strong disagreement on names and can't agree on anything.  The problem is my sis in law is a real libtard.  She watches all the teevee **** news 24-7.  She is always connecting names to politics.

For instance, my brother likes the name Kristi.  No go with the SIL because she HATES Kristi Noem.  My brother does the other spelling of Christi and his wife cites fat **** Chris Christie. 

My brother even got on Fedbook and asked for suggestions.  The "winner" would get dinner.  Not as easy as you might think.  My brother suggested Tyler.  What does my SIL say?  She connects it with president John Tyler.  She said was he a Whig, and they were supported by evangelicals.    Unbelievable.    

I'm tired of hearing the whole thing.  Any names not connected with politicians would be great.  Thank you.   
 

Rose or Rosebud for a girl, Thorn for a boy. Or just a couple of letters into the alphabet M,D or G for my daughter, girl or O,S for our son.

I didn't use O for the female for obvious reasons O.D. , O.G. Of course Oh **** what has he done now, is there also.

LaughsinHitler » 01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am

My older brother and his wife are having a baby this year.  They're having a strong disagreement on names and can't agree on anything.  The problem is my sis in law is a real libtard.  She watches all the teevee **** news 24-7.  She is always connecting names to politics.

For instance, my brother likes the name Kristi.  No go with the SIL because she HATES Kristi Noem.  My brother does the other spelling of Christi and his wife cites fat **** Chris Christie. 

My brother even got on Fedbook and asked for suggestions.  The "winner" would get dinner.  Not as easy as you might think.  My brother suggested Tyler.  What does my SIL say?  She connects it with president John Tyler.  She said was he a Whig, and they were supported by evangelicals.    Unbelievable.    

I'm tired of hearing the whole thing.  Any names not connected with politicians would be great.  Thank you.

So,

• No biblical names
• No *** names
• No names from European folklore

You know, Frank Zappa had the same dilemma.  He went with Moon Unit,Dweezil, Ahmet (sounds Muslim, might be political), and Diva.  Since those have all been taken, I'd go with one of these:

• Planet 9 (unisex name)
• Bong Water (boy's name)
• Einszwei (unisex name)
• Zee Boson (girl's name) or Strange Quark (boy's name)
• Singularity (girl's name)

  
 

Slab

DeezerShoove » 01 Mar 2024, 8:55 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 8:55 am

Slab

He said she's a leftist.

How about Zygote or Clump
 

Redheaded Stranger » 01 Mar 2024, 8:59 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 8:59 am

He said she's a leftist.

How about Zygote or Clump
 

Calamity daughter, chaos for the son. Could do zodiac names that are defining things out of this world.

Quazar for girl, Pulsar for a boy.

Breezy

31stArrival » 01 Mar 2024, 9:03 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 9:03 am

Calamity daughter, chaos for the son. Could do zodiac names that are defining things out of this world.

Quazar for girl, Pulsar for a boy.

Rukus for a boy.  
 

sooted up Cyndi » 01 Mar 2024, 9:07 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 9:07 am

Breezy

Wyndi

sootedupCyndi » 01 Mar 2024, 9:08 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 9:08 am

Rukus for a boy.

Women should not be allowed to pick out boy names.  Rukus would be:

• Fukus
• Fukass
• Assfuk
• Rubus
• Suckus
• Suckass

 

POM » 01 Mar 2024, 6:57 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 6:57 am

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sootedupCyndi » 01 Mar 2024, 9:07 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 9:07 am

Breezy

"Hey, Sleezy, is that a zit or do you have dick-herpes on your face?"
"Dave named you Cheezy - cuz, you know, you've got a lot of cheeze down there"
"All the guys are calling you Eezzy, because there's a video of you sucking Bill on Snapchat"

Elery
Arrot
 

Bring back names like Jim, John, Dave, Mike, Mary, Nancy, Jennifer, and Kathy. **** all these **** names.

PhiloBeddo » 01 Mar 2024, 11:09 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 11:09 am

Bring back names like Jim, John, Dave, Mike, Mary, Nancy, Jennifer, and Kathy. **** all these **** names.

Don't forget Karen!!!

Skans » 01 Mar 2024, 11:11 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 11:11 am

Don't forget Karen!!!

I'll take Karen over Latecia, Ladonna, Jamal, Julio, or Shaniqwa. 
 

PhiloBeddo » 01 Mar 2024, 11:16 am » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 11:16 am

I'll take Karen over Latecia, Ladonna, Jamal, Julio, or Shaniqwa.

Yeah.  So would I.  Angry Karen can be a LOT of fun.  But, I wouldn't marry her.  I value my house, my bank account and my balls too much to endanger them in that way.