I need suggestions for an apolitical baby name

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nefarious101
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LaughsinHitler » 01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am » wrote: My older brother and his wife are having a baby this year.  They're having a strong disagreement on names and can't agree on anything.  The problem is my sis in law is a real libtard.  She watches all the teevee **** news 24-7.  She is always connecting names to politics.

For instance, my brother likes the name Kristi.  No go with the SIL because she HATES Kristi Noem.  My brother does the other spelling of Christi and his wife cites fat **** Chris Christie. 

My brother even got on Fedbook and asked for suggestions.  The "winner" would get dinner.  Not as easy as you might think.  My brother suggested Tyler.  What does my SIL say?  She connects it with president John Tyler.  She said was he a Whig, and they were supported by evangelicals.  Image   Unbelievable.    

I'm tired of hearing the whole thing.  Any names not connected with politicians would be great.  Thank you.

Just call the baby "Hey Kid".....works with dogs
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nefarious101 » 01 Mar 2024, 5:16 pm » wrote: Just call the baby "Hey Kid".....works with dogs
 HUH- really? Mine don't listen to anything unless i have a threat in my hand! Image  Same with men.
 
 
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LaughsinHitler » 01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am » wrote: My older brother and his wife are having a baby this year.  They're having a strong disagreement on names and can't agree on anything.  The problem is my sis in law is a real libtard.  She watches all the teevee **** news 24-7.  She is always connecting names to politics.

For instance, my brother likes the name Kristi.  No go with the SIL because she HATES Kristi Noem.  My brother does the other spelling of Christi and his wife cites fat **** Chris Christie. 

My brother even got on Fedbook and asked for suggestions.  The "winner" would get dinner.  Not as easy as you might think.  My brother suggested Tyler.  What does my SIL say?  She connects it with president John Tyler.  She said was he a Whig, and they were supported by evangelicals.  Image   Unbelievable.    

I'm tired of hearing the whole thing.  Any names not connected with politicians would be great.  Thank you.
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RedheadedStranger » 01 Mar 2024, 8:59 am » wrote: He said she's a leftist.

How about Zygote or Clump
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bab-bee for a girl. bee-bab for a boy.
 
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LaughsinHitler » 01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am » wrote: My older brother and his wife are having a baby this year.  They're having a strong disagreement on names and can't agree on anything.  The problem is my sis in law is a real libtard.  She watches all the teevee **** news 24-7.  She is always connecting names to politics.

For instance, my brother likes the name Kristi.  No go with the SIL because she HATES Kristi Noem.  My brother does the other spelling of Christi and his wife cites fat **** Chris Christie. 

My brother even got on Fedbook and asked for suggestions.  The "winner" would get dinner.  Not as easy as you might think.  My brother suggested Tyler.  What does my SIL say?  She connects it with president John Tyler.  She said was he a Whig, and they were supported by evangelicals.  Image   Unbelievable.    

I'm tired of hearing the whole thing.  Any names not connected with politicians would be great.  Thank you.

sky for a girl
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2 Mar 2024 3:56 am
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I always like three names, the first two being a famous person. For example, George Washington Carver. So, let’s say your last name is Lincoln, then some choices are 

Adolf Hitler Lincoln

Joseph Goebbels Lincoln

Hermann Goering Lincoln

Reynard Heydrich Lincoln

Heinrich Himmler Lincoln
 
 
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nefarious101 » 01 Mar 2024, 5:16 pm » wrote: Just call the baby "Hey Kid".....works with dogs
Do you remember many decades ago, someone wrote a book about raising a child between birth and adolescence like training a dog to follow orders and it would stick with them until dead? Not that the book mentioned it would work until extinction of the species.

It was a satire book. art and reality, 1984 style. Oh listen to the social replay of Fahrenheit 451 within the same decade as Orwell's 1984.
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LaughsinHitler » 01 Mar 2024, 5:57 am » wrote: My older brother and his wife are having a baby this year.  They're having a strong disagreement on names and can't agree on anything.  The problem is my sis in law is a real libtard.  She watches all the teevee **** news 24-7.  She is always connecting names to politics.

For instance, my brother likes the name Kristi.  No go with the SIL because she HATES Kristi Noem.  My brother does the other spelling of Christi and his wife cites fat **** Chris Christie. 

My brother even got on Fedbook and asked for suggestions.  The "winner" would get dinner.  Not as easy as you might think.  My brother suggested Tyler.  What does my SIL say?  She connects it with president John Tyler.  She said was he a Whig, and they were supported by evangelicals.  Image   Unbelievable.    

I'm tired of hearing the whole thing.  Any names not connected with politicians would be great.  Thank you.
I thought she would have objected to TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO
 
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2 Mar 2024 5:28 am
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Serious suggestion to the title of this thread to come up with as close to original name for your child.

take the first letter of your and your wife's maiden name given at birth. Then play word scramble with the six letters until you find the syllables you both agree upon. When each child asks why their name is what it became at birth it wasn't naming them after anything other than being your children.


Fair enough?
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2 Mar 2024 5:30 am
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jerrab » 01 Mar 2024, 5:15 pm » wrote: spring for a girl.

Yes.

And add Summer and Autumn for triplets.  
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rippy
2 Mar 2024 7:36 am
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Lemonjello/Oranjello
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Jul 25, 2016 at 9:22 AMThis is just an FYI post. I've seen multiple times on here that people claim to know the infamous Lemonjello/Oranjello brothers. Generally other users dismiss these names as an urban legend. Back in the late 90s I worked at a Children's Hospital. Oh the names you see there!! I remember Lemonjello/Oranjello brothers because when I greeted them I literally said "Hi Orange Jello and Lemon Jello" as I was young and pronounced their names as I saw them spelled. Their mother quickly corrected me and despite the spelling the name sounded more like Lemongelo and Orangelo if that makes sense. 

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5 Mar 2024 1:06 pm
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frank » 02 Mar 2024, 4:56 am » wrote: I always like three names, the first two being a famous person. For example, George Washington Carver. So, let’s say your last name is Lincoln, then some choices are 

Adolf Hitler Lincoln

Joseph Goebbels Lincoln

Hermann Goering Lincoln

Reynard Heydrich Lincoln

Heinrich Himmler Lincoln
These names might be too high profile and trigger snowflakes like BidenCrimeFamily, so perhaps you can go with the high ranking German officers most of the population does not know.

 Erwin Rommel Lincoln 

Hugo Sperrle Lincoln (btw, acquitted of “war crimes”) 

 Maximilian von Weichs Lincoln 

 Gerd von Rundstedt Lincoln

Eduard von Böhm-Ermolli Lincoln 

And many others
 
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frank » 02 Mar 2024, 4:56 am » wrote: I always like three names, the first two being a famous person. For example, George Washington Carver. So, let’s say your last name is Lincoln, then some choices are 

Adolf Hitler Lincoln

Joseph Goebbels Lincoln

Hermann Goering Lincoln

Reynard Heydrich Lincoln

Heinrich Himmler Lincoln
She didn't go for those, but thanks.
 
 
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Hall Monitor
13 Mar 2024 6:36 am
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BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 02 Mar 2024, 8:36 am » wrote: Lemonjello/Oranjello
cherhorowitz
Jul 25, 2016 at 9:22 AMThis is just an FYI post. I've seen multiple times on here that people claim to know the infamous Lemonjello/Oranjello brothers. Generally other users dismiss these names as an urban legend. Back in the late 90s I worked at a Children's Hospital. Oh the names you see there!! I remember Lemonjello/Oranjello brothers because when I greeted them I literally said "Hi Orange Jello and Lemon Jello" as I was young and pronounced their names as I saw them spelled. Their mother quickly corrected me and despite the spelling the name sounded more like Lemongelo and Orangelo if that makes sense. 

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https://community.whattoexpect.com/foru ... jello.html

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Hall Monitor
13 Mar 2024 6:37 am
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Thanks to everyone who answered so far. Still passing along names.
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13 Mar 2024 8:29 am
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Bidencrimefamily » 01 Mar 2024, 2:10 pm » wrote: Who the **** comes to a political forum to get a name for a baby besides a retard.
Never helpful.  Always negative.  Always cutting someone down.  Democrat.

Here are a few more good apolitical names:
Boy
Wyatt
Banks
Gaullert
Magnum
Tibor
Knight

Girl
Gwendoline
Syreen
Dalphee
Arias
Dansky
Jane
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