Okay, Bidges - I am in Florianopolis, Brazil for the next 7 Weeks!

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By Cannonpointer
25 May 2024 10:59 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Beakman
29 May 2024 2:09 pm
   
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Cannonpointer » 29 May 2024, 10:27 am » wrote: ↑ I had very authentic turtle soup in san francisco's china town. The place was full of chinese - a good sign that this is the real ****.

It tasted like... turtle soup. **** nasty.

But I have HEARD that the turtle has seven distinct meats and is delicious when prepared by a proper American instead of some illiterate coulie. I know gator certainly tastes excellent when done right.
 
What's the attraction  in Brasil? You got a brown-skinned hussy waiting for you there? :roll:   :roll:   :roll:  
 
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im2
29 May 2024 2:19 pm
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Did you get any hand jobs from Brazilian *** girls?
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LowIQTrash
29 May 2024 2:47 pm
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lard » 29 May 2024, 2:19 pm » wrote: ↑ Did you get any hand jobs from Brazilian *** girls?
Cannon’s haters said his peeper is too small. So he may be reluctant to engage. 
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Cannonpointer
29 May 2024 4:02 pm
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As long as he never feeds the ducklings, that kiddie pool will never shrink. :)

That's a stop gap. I need a solution - a turtlocalypse. 
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"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

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When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

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Cannonpointer
29 May 2024 4:05 pm
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Beakman » 29 May 2024, 2:09 pm » wrote: ↑ What's the attraction  in Brasil? You got a brown-skinned hussy waiting for you there? Image   Image   Image
No, I have a friend who lives in Florianopolis. He has to go with his wife to Romania for a month to see his in-laws. He needs someone to watch his house and walk his dog. Mainly to walk his dog - Florianopolis is a very safe city. The little dog is very cute - a five year old ****/sue on the smaller side that has his balls and thinks he's a giant. Always picking fights - a danger to himself. I gotta keep the little barney fife mother **** from getting hammered until his folks get back.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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29 May 2024 4:05 pm
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Cannonpointer » 29 May 2024, 4:02 pm » wrote: ↑ As long as he never feeds the ducklings, that kiddie pool will never shrink. Image

That's a stop gap. I need a solution - a turtlocalypse.
there are bigger pools. this was just an idea.

they were cute,
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Cannonpointer
29 May 2024 4:07 pm
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jerrab » 29 May 2024, 4:05 pm » wrote: ↑ there are bigger pools. this was just an idea.

they were cute,
They damn sure were and yes, there are bigger pools. I just wanna murder turtles.
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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ROG62
29 May 2024 4:48 pm
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Cannonpointer » 29 May 2024, 8:31 am » wrote: ↑ The exist. They are bad mother shut my mouths.

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Oh ya...snappers...they are bad asses for sure..as teens, we were fishing from a bridge when a boat angler caught one, severed its head throwing it to shore keeping the carcass...we went down there an hour later to look...I stuck a stick in its mouth and it slammed shut breaking the stick... :shock:  

a classmate's grandfather would wade the river back in the 40's and 50's and hand catch the ones like in your pic...very ballsy I thought...

had one in the yard the size of a serving tray...tried grabbing its tail...she spun so fast on a dime, I damn near lost a digit...

but all in all, here's what I thought you pussies we're talking about... :rofl:  ​​​​​​​

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Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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