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I was in Greece on an island at a nightclub partying dancing it was loud people were close I was having intestinal issues after a meal I was ripping them and a few seconds later people would make a face and cover their nose noone knew who was doing it

Any busy store isle, walk by and drop a silent one. Then get to the end and look back, it's hilarious.

That time I voted for Trumpyist to "drain the swamp".

Then he was elected...and hired "the swamp".  

The worst ****/fart (shart) ever.

I call it the....CUCKY FART.
 

lard » 29 May 2024, 1:32 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 1:32 pm

Middle of a very full school bus.

Kids are brutally honest. Except me.  

DeezerShoove » 29 May 2024, 9:09 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 9:09 pm

Middle of a very full school bus.

Kids are brutally honest. Except me.

Gender-FartSmell?

GawwwwdDAM I love the USA.

FreeDUMB Rules!
 

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Sumela » 29 May 2024, 8:31 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 8:31 pm

That time I voted for Trumpyist to "drain the swamp".

Then he was elected...and hired "the swamp".  

The worst ****/fart (shart) ever.

I call it the....CUCKY FART.

Hillary Remorse.....you wear it well. 

Sumela » 29 May 2024, 10:20 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 10:20 pm

Gender-FartSmell?

GawwwwdDAM I love the USA.

FreeDUMB Rules!
 

chapter one

Just got an idea reading your intellectual stupidity here and my brain wrapped around your mentality that fits any reality supporting humanity. Every literal reality was created by ancestors seeking freedom from their own time living in physical absolute time one is only equally evolving forward since conceived now living uniquely one of a kind changing form each rotation limited to adapting here so far, each rotation a completely different time than last rotation.

You cannot stand being unique is average for any reproduction native to this atmosphere. This is why misery loves company as people of character work together to silence instinctive honesty in every intellectual franchise defined in rule of law typecasting every generation gap by race, creed, color, national origin, gender biases, economic value to saving humanity, keeping the general population so busy protecting tomorrow's children nobody pays attention to life never exceeds the rotation one is adapting in this rotation genetics sustains eternal separation of each lifetime native to this universal location.

See the time between original sin and final conflict is each rotation becomes today, between yesterday's events and tomorrow's arriving details never same total sum again as currently changing forms since physical eternity is the moment here between has been, doing, expanding combined details are balancing with contracting results eroding and decomposing here.

Compounding cycles of living in in series parallel genetic outcomes spontaneously arriving when conceived simultaneously living since inception of the combined ancestral lineages of results occupying space this rotation of this universal position isolated and insulated to the metaphorical circle of life in one atmosphere contextually as power of suggestion corrupts every 5th generation gap replacing the previous 4 generations dying off one ata time same as great great grandchildren are specifically conceived in separate unique rotations from their previous ancestry.

A fart is just a burp some asshole rejected. Hyperbole becomes hypothetical scenarios becomes theories genetics cannot limit life to only exist in specificity of reproductions left alive this rotation being the total sum of all previous rotations where total sum past ends here and future only unfolds forward now.

Contracting results never same as before expanding details never duplicated again. Thermodynamics between periodic elements of their established universal geographical positions within atmospheres genetics sustains reproductions native to their geographical location adapting as displaced since inception to conceived replacement s change population never same ancestors twice since fertilized cells to decomposed corpses.

When I was a Junior in High School a motivational speaker was invited to give a speech to the class. We were seated on the gym floor in these folding metal chairs.....Worm, a well-known fart maker of considerable repute, let loose a boomer that stopped the Speaker in mid-sentence, the whole class erupted in a chaos of laughter and applause....I can still remember that noise reverberating thru that gymnasium and all those metal chairs.

Sumela » 29 May 2024, 10:20 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 10:20 pm

Gender-FartSmell?

GawwwwdDAM I love the USA.

FreeDUMB Rules!
 

chapter two

Specificity of space/time natural process of adapting as displaced only validates people chasing better tomorrows than adapting to this rotation won't ever admit their commonality to adapting as genetics eternally separates all living things today.

this is a water cooler thread. bet it stays in NHB because it is Sumela's thread. Intellectual favoritism on display. The corrupted souls of humanity will unite against any honest sole willingly explaining the natural process of genetics sustaining eternal separation of each ancestor of the food chain native to this atmosphere living each today that exists between yesterday and tomorrow regardless it gets called Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday 52 times a revolution around a star. Ever notice that every 4 years there comes a February 29 to make up for humanity's corrupting each generation gap since dawn of civilization as each new year doesn't always start on a Sunday, 12 months a year nor any 4 years in a row. the math sustains the idea of zero based budgeting time adapting and money getting blamed for all evil when ancestries deny how and why they exist specifically here day to day since uniquely conceived until decomposed corpse.

8 corner triangulation inside out, 7 ways to confuse general population all 5 generation gaps with 6 degrees of separation by taking side thinking outside a box philosophy with 4 dimensional ideologies ignoring the 8 corners of playing one half the population against the other half every generation gap alive.

5th generation since originals and each 6th generation sons, daughters, cousins.
4th generation gap moms, dads, aunts, uncles.
3rd generation gap grandparents
2nd generation gap great grandparents
1st 16 original great great grandparents since inception of each ancestral lineage currently the 8 billion people alive this rotation serving ideas life isn't self evident enforced from within their own species, worse yet, within their own ancestral lineages.

Evil live and working by hope, faith, charity, power, wealth, fame,means, motives, methods, mayhem, madness, misery put upon anyone not complying to rule of law typecasting each great great grandchild cradle to grave as historically played out on the world stage in this atmosphere last 7,000 revolutions around the same star, same solar system, same galaxy, each generation gap recorded defending humanity's dream of better tomorrows than genetics sustains people alive today.

Choices historically made, secrets kept from those believing life isn't self evidently evolving as genetically living timed apart each rotation now. Every chain of command controlling people demanding human rights to stay in character eliminating anyone standing their time living self evidently equally timed apart now.

The silent majority exists naturally held hostage by morality, legality, ethics, economics, social consensus, every generation gap educated to obey ideas life isn't self evident.

Sumela » 29 May 2024, 10:20 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 10:20 pm

Gender-FartSmell?

GawwwwdDAM I love the USA.

FreeDUMB Rules!

It was epic before I even used the word once in my life.
My sister was on that same bus. I told her later.
We both laughed our asses off.

RebelGator » 30 May 2024, 6:13 am » wrote: ↑

30 May 2024, 6:13 am

When I was a Junior in High School a motivational speaker was invited to give a speech to the class. We were seated on the gym floor in these folding metal chairs.....Worm, a well-known fart maker of considerable repute, let loose a boomer that stopped the Speaker in mid-sentence, the whole class erupted in a chaos of laughter and applause....I can still remember that noise reverberating thru that gymnasium and all those metal chairs.

Were you really Worm? And now you have cleansed your soul with this admission?

lard » 29 May 2024, 1:32 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 1:32 pm

19 years old, Christmas closing in, partying all night. Next morning, I face the sun to snatch some quick presents. 

I have been farting all morning - all silent, all odorless. I am unhygienic and feeling self conscious about it. I am standing beside two well put-together women in their early 20s, both attractive and fresh for the new day. I let a silent, odorless fart sneak out - or so I intend. Instead it rips noisy and it stinks greatly. The contempt, the disdain - the horror on my part. I run to the parking lot and speed home, humiliated. 

I hung my head for three days at least. It truly mortified me...
 

PhiloBeddo » 29 May 2024, 7:59 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 7:59 pm

Any busy store isle, walk by and drop a silent one. Then get to the end and look back, it's hilarious.

Better to save it for an elevator, in my view.

Sumela » 29 May 2024, 8:31 pm » wrote: ↑

29 May 2024, 8:31 pm

That time I voted for Trumpyist to "drain the swamp".

Then he was elected...and hired "the swamp".  

The worst ****/fart (shart) ever.

I call it the....CUCKY FART.

I was proud of myself. In that election, I worked the polls but did not vote.
 

RebelGator » 30 May 2024, 6:13 am » wrote: ↑

30 May 2024, 6:13 am

When I was a Junior in High School a motivational speaker was invited to give a speech to the class. We were seated on the gym floor in these folding metal chairs.....Worm, a well-known fart maker of considerable repute, let loose a boomer that stopped the Speaker in mid-sentence, the whole class erupted in a chaos of laughter and applause....I can still remember that noise reverberating thru that gymnasium and all those metal chairs.

Yeah yeah - this one time at band camp, this OTHER kid...  
 

DeezerShoove » 30 May 2024, 7:02 am » wrote: ↑

30 May 2024, 7:02 am

Were you really Worm? And now you have cleansed your soul with this admission?

LOL

Cannonpointer » 30 May 2024, 7:58 am » wrote: ↑

30 May 2024, 7:58 am

I was proud of myself. In that election, I worked the polls but did not vote.

I bought into Trumpist 50-75%.  Pure desperation.

Then I had to listen to Screechy the **** at the UN every day.

Knife fully implanted in my back....

RebelGator » 30 May 2024, 5:52 am » wrote: ↑

30 May 2024, 5:52 am

Hillary Remorse.....you wear it well.

Dont be so bitter....Trumpy HIRED THE SWAMP.   We all know that.

They have all turned on him since...right Rebel Cucky??

And I bet Fat **** Trumpy will again hire Fat **** Pompy Fateous of the Clan of FAT ****