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Cancelling Elections
By Buffalo
16 Jun 2024 8:08 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
16 Jun 2024 8:08 am
Zelensky Cancels Elections To Focus On Fighting For Democracy
KYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is calling for the immediate suspension of Presidential elections in his country, so that he may focus all his efforts on fighting to protect democracy in Ukraine.
"We must suspend democracy to save democracy," said Zelensky during his weekly fundraising telethon. "If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy, we might lose our democracy. And our billions of sweet, sweet American dollars. And my superyacht in Dubai... anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, it's time to cancel elections so I may remain president indefinitely."
Sources say Zelensky can be trusted to resume the democratic process in Ukraine as soon as the war has ended in three to fifty years. "Zelensky is a paragon of virtue and spotless moral leadership, without the slightest stain of corruption," said a spokesperson from the State Department. "We totally trust him."
"We are facing the greatest evil the world has ever faced," continued Zelensky. "Putin is the devil incarnate. He cheats on elections so he can remain president forever! It's horrible!"
At publishing time, the Biden Administration had expressed support for the move, with some administration officials looking into the possibility of doing that in America as well.
KYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is calling for the immediate suspension of Presidential elections in his country, so that he may focus all his efforts on fighting to protect democracy in Ukraine."We must suspend democracy to save democracy," said Zelensky during his weekly fundraising telethon. "If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy, we might lose our democracy. And our billions of sweet, sweet American dollars. And my superyacht in Dubai... anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, it's time to cancel elections so I may remain president indefinitely."
Sources say Zelensky can be trusted to resume the democratic process in Ukraine as soon as the war has ended in three to fifty years. "Zelensky is a paragon of virtue and spotless moral leadership, without the slightest stain of corruption," said a spokesperson from the State Department. "We totally trust him."
"We are facing the greatest evil the world has ever faced," continued Zelensky. "Putin is the devil incarnate. He cheats on elections so he can remain president forever! It's horrible!"
At publishing time, the Biden Administration had expressed support for the move, with some administration officials looking into the possibility of doing that in America as well.
16 Jun 2024 8:20 am
Congress Warns If We Don’t Keep Sending Billions To Ukraine, The War Might End
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress issued a dire warning to the American people Friday, sternly reminding voters that if they do not keep sending billions of tax dollars to Ukraine, the war might end.
"This is America. We can't let this happen," said Senator Chuck Schumer in a press conference. "Our donors at Lockheed Martin, General Dynamic, Teledyne, Raytheon, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, and Burisma are running out of patience. If we don't inject their weapon supply chains with fresh cash immediately, Ukraine and Russia might be forced to broker a peace deal."
"I shudder at the thought."
Foreign policy experts concurred that essential defense contractors and Ukrainian shell companies will run out of money to launder within a few weeks, which might force the hands of Russian and Ukrainian leaders to sign a peace treaty and stop slaughtering each other.
"I don't want to imagine a world where people on the other side of the globe aren't killing each other with American weapons," said Secretary of State Blinken. "I urge Congress to put aside their differences and support this endless war. For America."
At publishing time, Republicans had shown willingness to send more funding to Ukraine in exchange for a promise of future conversations to plan potential negotiations to secure the southern border maybe someday.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress issued a dire warning to the American people Friday, sternly reminding voters that if they do not keep sending billions of tax dollars to Ukraine, the war might end.
"This is America. We can't let this happen," said Senator Chuck Schumer in a press conference. "Our donors at Lockheed Martin, General Dynamic, Teledyne, Raytheon, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, and Burisma are running out of patience. If we don't inject their weapon supply chains with fresh cash immediately, Ukraine and Russia might be forced to broker a peace deal."
"I shudder at the thought."
Foreign policy experts concurred that essential defense contractors and Ukrainian shell companies will run out of money to launder within a few weeks, which might force the hands of Russian and Ukrainian leaders to sign a peace treaty and stop slaughtering each other.
"I don't want to imagine a world where people on the other side of the globe aren't killing each other with American weapons," said Secretary of State Blinken. "I urge Congress to put aside their differences and support this endless war. For America."
At publishing time, Republicans had shown willingness to send more funding to Ukraine in exchange for a promise of future conversations to plan potential negotiations to secure the southern border maybe someday.
16 Jun 2024 8:29 am
Too ashamed to name your source.Buffalo » 16 Jun 2024, 8:20 am » wrote: ↑ Congress Warns If We Don’t Keep Sending Billions To Ukraine, The War Might End
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress issued a dire warning to the American people Friday, sternly reminding voters that if they do not keep sending billions of tax dollars to Ukraine, the war might end.
"This is America. We can't let this happen," said Senator Chuck Schumer in a press conference. "Our donors at Lockheed Martin, General Dynamic, Teledyne, Raytheon, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, and Burisma are running out of patience. If we don't inject their weapon supply chains with fresh cash immediately, Ukraine and Russia might be forced to broker a peace deal."
"I shudder at the thought."
Foreign policy experts concurred that essential defense contractors and Ukrainian shell companies will run out of money to launder within a few weeks, which might force the hands of Russian and Ukrainian leaders to sign a peace treaty and stop slaughtering each other.
"I don't want to imagine a world where people on the other side of the globe aren't killing each other with American weapons," said Secretary of State Blinken. "I urge Congress to put aside their differences and support this endless war. For America."
At publishing time, Republicans had shown willingness to send more funding to Ukraine in exchange for a promise of future conversations to plan potential negotiations to secure the southern border maybe someday.
16 Jun 2024 8:32 am
This has got to be the Babylon Bee... but it really wouldn't surprise me if it was real.Buffalo » 16 Jun 2024, 8:08 am » wrote: ↑ Zelensky Cancels Elections To Focus On Fighting For Democracy
"We must suspend democracy to save democracy," said Zelensky during his weekly fundraising telethon. "If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy, we might lose our democracy. And our billions of sweet, sweet American dollars. And my superyacht in Dubai... anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, it's time to cancel elections so I may remain president indefinitely."
Sources say Zelensky can be trusted to resume the democratic process in Ukraine as soon as the war has ended in three to fifty years. "Zelensky is a paragon of virtue and spotless moral leadership, without the slightest stain of corruption," said a spokesperson from the State Department. "We totally trust him."
"We are facing the greatest evil the world has ever faced," continued Zelensky. "Putin is the devil incarnate. He cheats on elections so he can remain president forever! It's horrible!"
At publishing time, the Biden Administration had expressed support for the move, with some administration officials looking into the possibility of doing that in America as well.
This is exactly how the progressive left thinks.
They feel that silencing the political opposition is "saving democracy".
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
16 Jun 2024 8:32 am
Desperate for a source to attack in the face of unassailable fact-based satire.
Beevee is to sources as cops are to ID. It's his crack.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
16 Jun 2024 8:42 am
It is not Babylon Bee. I am relatively sure it is for real.*rippy38 » 16 Jun 2024, 8:32 am » wrote: ↑ This has got to be the Babylon Bee... but it really wouldn't surprise me if it was real.
This is exactly how the progressive left thinks.
They feel that silencing the political opposition is "saving democracy".
Did Zelenskyy Say There Would Be No Elections in Ukraine Until War Ends? | Snopes.com
16 Jun 2024 8:47 am
Cannonpointer » 16 Jun 2024, 8:32 am » wrote: ↑ Desperate for a source to attack in the face of unassailable fact-based satire.
Beevee is to sources as cops are to ID. It's his crack.
geebusunassailable fact-based satire.
16 Jun 2024 8:49 am
*rippy38 » 16 Jun 2024, 8:32 am » wrote: ↑ This has got to be the Babylon Bee... but it really wouldn't surprise me if it was real.
This is exactly how the progressive left thinks.
They feel that silencing the political opposition is "saving democracy".
This is exactly how the progressive left thinks.
Lock her up!
Hang Mike Pence!
Reality.
16 Jun 2024 8:49 am
Oh it's totally believable... it just sounds like something the Babylon Bee would post.Buffalo » 16 Jun 2024, 8:42 am » wrote: ↑ It is not Babylon Bee. I am relatively sure it is for real.
Did Zelenskyy Say There Would Be No Elections in Ukraine Until War Ends? | Snopes.com
That's how **** insane it is.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
16 Jun 2024 8:50 am
Saying and doing are two entirely different things...
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
16 Jun 2024 8:50 am
Source, ***?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
16 Jun 2024 8:51 am
Yup..
It begins with a referral.
We call it Due Process.
16 Jun 2024 9:08 am
You figure it out, ***!!!
Jester16 hours ago
16 Jun 2024 9:12 am
But it is a fact. Zelinsky has suspended elections until the war with Russia is over.*rippy38 » 16 Jun 2024, 8:49 am » wrote: ↑ Oh it's totally believable... it just sounds like something the Babylon Bee would post.
That's how **** insane it is.
And I would lay odds that since braindead biden's puppet master handlers can't eliminate Trump, they will concoct some sort of disaster as an excuse to cancel Nov's Presidential election because they know that braindead biden cannot beat Trump.
16 Jun 2024 9:21 am
Nazis are good people!
Russian Disinformation!
Masking and Distancing!
Pee Tapes!
Trump likes dead soldiers!
Take your head out of Madcow's emaciated butt crack!
16 Jun 2024 9:29 am
16 Jun 2024 9:33 am
lol.. that's exactly the same thought I had when I saw that.. Zelensky may not have said it but he could have and the liberal MSM would cheer for it the same way..*rippy38 » 16 Jun 2024, 8:32 am » wrote: ↑ This has got to be the Babylon Bee... but it really wouldn't surprise me if it was real.
In memory of Pumpkins
16 Jun 2024 9:33 am
I don't watch Maddow.RebelGator » 16 Jun 2024, 9:21 am » wrote: ↑ Nazis are good people!
Russian Disinformation!
Masking and Distancing!
Pee Tapes!
Trump likes dead soldiers!
Take your head out of Madcow's emaciated butt crack!
But I know Grifty.
16 Jun 2024 9:38 am
He cancelled the elections in Ukraine. That is a fact!!!Jantje_Smit » 16 Jun 2024, 9:33 am » wrote: ↑ lol.. that's exactly the same thought I had when I saw that.. Zelensky may not have said it but he could have and the liberal MSM would cheer for it the same way..
Do you think braindead biden's handlers will cancel the election in Nov by cooking up some kind of national crisis as an excuse?
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