Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the “temerity to photograph” her while she was naked.
The employee, John Barrett, photographed Clinton without her permission on April 22. She was “shooting a surprise birthday gift” for her estranged husband, the controversial former president, an electronic album of her in her birthday suit.
The album, dubbed “Top Secret,” was intended, she said, for his eyes only, although unnameable sources suggest that she may have seen to it that a few copies were “leaked” to her lesbian admirers, including Susan Rice, President Barak Obama's latest national security adviser, who lied about the Benghazi fiasco.
The reason that Barrett says he photographed Clinton in the buff is the same reason that artist John Currin painted the likeness of a bare-breasted Bea Arthur: “I'm a fawning fan.”