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maineman » 20 Jun 2024, 6:04 am » wrote: ↑ It wasn't, but we both know those are the only articles you are capable of reading without drowning in word soup!

And you are wrong.  I am a proud moderate/liberal and I have deep faith and, unlike you, I proudly served my nation - a calling card of a true patriot.
You're a moderate?!?   :rofl:  
The only thing you have faith in, is government. 
And the only reason you "served" is because you couldn't get a job in the free market.
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golfboy » 20 Jun 2024, 7:05 pm » wrote: ↑ You're a moderate?!?   Image  
The only thing you have faith in, is government. 
And the only reason you "served" is because you couldn't get a job in the free market.

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhaha


I served because I wanted to , and I went on to not one, but two other post military careers which give me a DELIGHTFUL retirement income!    :rofl:   :rofl:  
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maineman » 20 Jun 2024, 9:46 pm » wrote: ↑ hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhaha

I served because I wanted to , and I went on to not one, but two other post military careers which give me a DELIGHTFUL retirement income!    Image   Image

Yet another braggart about how much money there is in working for the military.
So, your incentive wasn't a nice retirement? It was pure patriotism.  :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  
Please seat yourself.

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DeezerShoove » 20 Jun 2024, 10:26 pm » wrote: ↑ Yet another braggart about how much money there is in working for the military.
So, your incentive wasn't a nice retirement? It was pure patriotism.  Image   Image   Image
men and their egos. :wave:  
 
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Womens got 'em too ya know.

That's why you're catty 'n' ****.
Please seat yourself.

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DeezerShoove » 20 Jun 2024, 10:31 pm » wrote: ↑ Womens got 'em too ya know.

That's why you're catty 'n' ****.
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Cannonpointer » 19 Jun 2024, 6:27 am » wrote: ↑
Sedaris fails to mention that Obama was a professional rabble rouser (a term I use advisedly) before his "official" political career, and that he was the first one-term senator ever to run for the WH, the common bona fides for a run being a governorship or many, many years of service. Being a junior senator from a notoriously shady and deep blue machine with a fast mouth was not the stuff of a presidential campaign before Obama. In fact, it was unthinkable before Obama...
 
That was suspicious about Obama.. well, one of the suspicous things.. lol.. no one had heard of him before and then he suddenly appeared out of nowhere as the hope & change saviour that would save america from the Bush (Cheney) depression.. how did that happen, he sure had everyone fooled, me too.. until he announced his cabinet.. that was the end of the friendly relationship I had with the liberal cult.. lol.. I dared to void some suspicions about the promised hope & change and things went downhill from there pretty fast..this picture is telling, there really isn't much difference between them, they are all part of the same (deep state) gang..

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DeezerShoove » 20 Jun 2024, 10:26 pm » wrote: ↑ Yet another braggart about how much money there is in working for the military.
So, your incentive wasn't a nice retirement? It was pure patriotism.  Image   Image   Image

Absolutely.  I stayed in because I loved being at sea, seeing the world, and serving my country.  My classmates who did their mandatory five years and got out used their USNA degrees to make a TON more money in the private sector than they could have made if they had stayed in.  The business world loves hiring service academy grads for their superior leadership skills.  Didn't you know that? ;)  
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 7:47 am » wrote: ↑ Absolutely.  I stayed in because I loved being at sea, seeing the world, and serving my country.  My classmates who did their mandatory five years and got out used their USNA degrees to make a TON more money in the private sector than they could have made if they had stayed in.  The business world loves hiring service academy grads for their superior leadership skills.  Didn't you know that? Image

so what the **** happened to you and your whole family?
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 7:47 am » wrote: ↑ Absolutely.  I stayed in because I loved being at sea, seeing the world, and serving my country.  My classmates who did their mandatory five years and got out used their USNA degrees to make a TON more money in the private sector than they could have made if they had stayed in.  The business world loves hiring service academy grads for their superior leadership skills.  Didn't you know that? Image
Christ...

Of all people to say "superior leadership skills"
 
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DeezerShoove » 20 Jun 2024, 10:31 pm » wrote: ↑ Womens got 'em too ya know.

That's why you're catty 'n' ****.

G g g cat fight 
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 7:47 am » wrote: ↑ Absolutely.  I stayed in because I loved being at sea, seeing the world, and serving my country.  My classmates who did their mandatory five years and got out used their USNA degrees to make a TON more money in the private sector than they could have made if they had stayed in.  The business world loves hiring service academy grads for their superior leadership skills.  Didn't you know that? Image

Leading people to the **** on board a ship is FAR from being anything "superior"!!

Sucking the Admiral's COCK isn't either and you SUCKED PLENTY of those to get those Captain bars, Capt, DICK SUCK!! So tell us, how many REAR Admirals does it take to get a PROMOTION in the COCK SUCKING COUNT?? How about Vice Admirals? I bet a Full Admiral will get you a FAST TRACK to whatever you want, huh??

 
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 7:47 am » wrote: ↑ Absolutely.  I stayed in because I loved being at sea, seeing the world, and serving my country.  My classmates who did their mandatory five years and got out used their USNA degrees to make a TON more money in the private sector than they could have made if they had stayed in.  The business world loves hiring service academy grads for their superior leadership skills.  Didn't you know that? Image
So, why not stop with the "I'm more patriotic than you" stuff?

Also, note that "serving your country" just came in last in your own list of bs.
 
Please seat yourself.

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DeezerShoove » 21 Jun 2024, 10:36 am » wrote: ↑ So, why not stop with the "I'm more patriotic than you" stuff?

Also, note that "serving your country" just came in last in your own list of bs.

He got in the Navy because he heard there was LOTS of SEMEN!! He loves semen. 

And you're right, @maineman  served his country DEAD *** LAST!! Must have been all that SEMEN he guzzled, don't you think??
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DeezerShoove » 21 Jun 2024, 10:36 am » wrote: ↑ So, why not stop with the "I'm more patriotic than you" stuff?

Also, note that "serving your country" just came in last in your own list of bs.

I don't think I ever said that I was MORE patriotic than you.  I simply said that I stayed in for 21 years of commissioned service primarily because of patriotism and not the paycheck.  I could have made MUCH more with my degree in the private sector than I ever could in uniform.
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RebelGator » 20 Jun 2024, 5:53 am » wrote: ↑ I just have one question, did Cannon use the peanut gallery function to keep Mainedunce from self-doxxing himself again?
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maineman » 20 Jun 2024, 6:04 am » wrote: ↑ It wasn't, but we both know those are the only articles you are capable of reading without drowning in word soup!

And you are wrong.  I am a proud moderate/liberal and I have deep faith and, unlike you, I proudly served my nation - a calling card of a true patriot.
Sucking the federal teat is not patriotism - it's job security/welfare. 

It's the useless throwing themselves on a system and begging it to put them to use. 

And no one with any faith could possibly pal around with terrorists who come after the little ones, you fruit. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

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maineman » 20 Jun 2024, 9:14 am » wrote: ↑ Here is a John Pavlovitz quote that I completely agree with:

"Bigotry doesn't happen when we notice other people's differences. It happens when we believe or act as if those differences make another less worthy of love or opportunity or compassion or respect".
This pabulumvitz cocksucker sounds like the kind of guy would would eat at the same table as a retard or a cripple. That **** puts me off my feed. 

It reminds me of the idiots on work sites who hide in those gross porta-potties to smoke a cigarette. How the **** can they stand five minutes in there? I can barely wolf down a sandwich and take a couple of shots of whiskey. . 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 7:47 am » wrote: ↑ Absolutely.  I stayed in because I loved being at sea, seeing the world, and serving my country.  My classmates who did their mandatory five years and got out used their USNA degrees to make a TON more money in the private sector than they could have made if they had stayed in.  The business world loves hiring service academy grads for their superior leadership skills.  Didn't you know that? Image
A "superior leader" would never pretend that Weekend-at-Biden is still among the living. 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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BooRadley » 21 Jun 2024, 7:50 am » wrote: ↑ Christ...

Of all people to say "superior leadership skills"
Forrest Maineman Gump.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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