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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 1:41 pm » wrote: ↑ I don't think I ever said that I was MORE patriotic than you.
Yeah, you kinda did. You called teat sucking a "calling card of the true patriot." That certainly IMPLIES that we off-teaters who bought your panties and pastries owe you more than all those checks you cashed and are cashing. It implies that there are "true" patriots and "false" ones.

For clarity, I personally believe there are ONLY false ones. Every person who claims to be a patriot is either a fool lying to himself or a scoundrel lying to the rest of us. 
 
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Cannonpointer » 21 Jun 2024, 1:57 pm » wrote: ↑ Yeah, you kinda did. You called teat sucking a "calling card of the true patriot." That certainly IMPLIES that we off-teaters who bought your panties and pastries owe you more than all those checks you cashed and are cashing. It implies that there are "true" patriots and "false" ones.

For clarity, I personally believe there are ONLY false ones. Every person who claims to be a patriot is either a fool lying to himself or a scoundrel lying to the rest of us.

cool opinion developed in that armchair of yours!
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 2:58 pm » wrote: ↑ cool opinion developed in that armchair of yours!
Ain't it, though? I'm an armchair patriot(s fan). 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 21 Jun 2024, 3:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Ain't it, though? I'm an armchair patriot(s fan).
I am a fan of all Boston teams... but the Sox own my heart.
 
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maineman » 20 Jun 2024, 9:46 pm » wrote: ↑ hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhaha

I served because I wanted to , and I went on to not one, but two other post military careers which give me a DELIGHTFUL retirement income!    Image   Image
You served because you couldn't do anything else. 
Why deny it?
 
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 5:09 pm » wrote: ↑ I am a fan of all Boston teams... but the Sox own my heart.
In the matter of deflate-gate, I have this to say:

I have always seen winning as comprised of three elements:

1. Worker harder
2. Work smarter
3. Cheat.

As far as I am concerned, if you are not up to any one of those three, you don't deserve to win. 

Others will see it differently. You will know them by the L's on their foreheads. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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golfboy » 21 Jun 2024, 8:02 pm » wrote: ↑ You served because you couldn't do anything else. 
Why deny it?

The fact that I had two other successful careers AFTER my Navy career disproves your ridiculous assertion.  Move along, word soup boy. 
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Cannonpointer » 21 Jun 2024, 8:27 pm » wrote: ↑ In the matter of deflate-gate, I have this to say:

I have always seen winning as comprised of three elements:

1. Worker harder
2. Work smarter
3. Cheat.

As far as I am concerned, if you are not up to any one of those three, you don't deserve to win. 

Others will see it differently. You will know them by the L's on their foreheads.

I see it differently.

And the M for moron on your forehead is downright weathered.
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 10:04 pm » wrote: ↑ I see it differently.

And the M for moron on your forehead is downright weathered.
You really didn't need to tell me that, son. The L had already signified. :)
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 21 Jun 2024, 10:07 pm » wrote: ↑ You really didn't need to tell me that, son. The L had already signified. Image

Folks who think that being liberal means loser have already proven how silo-driven their mindset is.  Rational debate with such folks is no more possible than playing chess with pigeons.  
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 10:11 pm » wrote: ↑ Folks who think that being liberal means loser
Who suggested that except you, loser?

I can assure you I am a **** of a lot more liberal than you are.
maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 10:11 pm » wrote: ↑have already proven how silo-driven their mindset is.  Rational debate with such folks is no more possible than playing chess with pigeons.
Rational debate with cocksuckers who go for children being gaslighted about sex and gender is likewise impossible. All it does is elicit shame-based **** lies.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 1:41 pm » wrote: ↑ I don't think I ever said that I was MORE patriotic than you.  I simply said that I stayed in for 21 years of commissioned service primarily because of patriotism and not the paycheck.  I could have made MUCH more with my degree in the private sector than I ever could in uniform.

There are lots of reasons people stay in their job.
All I have ever said is most people are in that for the job. And some are court-ordered.

It's about the only "job" I've ever heard of with that qualification. :wave:  
Please seat yourself.

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Cannonpointer » 21 Jun 2024, 10:17 pm » wrote: ↑ Who suggested that except you, loser?

I can assure you I am a **** of a lot more liberal than you are.

Rational debate with cocksuckers who go for children being gaslighted about sex and gender is likewise impossible. All it does is elicit shame-based **** lies.

Checkmate, Mister Pigeon!  AMF :wave:  
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DeezerShoove » 22 Jun 2024, 7:32 am » wrote: ↑ There are lots of reasons people stay in their job.
All I have ever said is most people are in that for the job. And some are court-ordered.

It's about the only "job" I've ever heard of with that qualification. Image

You're welcome for my service on your behalf.
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maineman » 22 Jun 2024, 8:46 am » wrote: ↑ Checkmate, Mister Pigeon!  AMF Image
Pidge-mate, Checkmister! FMA :wave:
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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maineman » 22 Jun 2024, 8:48 am » wrote: ↑ You're welcome for my service on your behalf.
When you're acknowledging thanks you did not receive, it sends up a desperation flare, pookie. Image

It has a girl-feel to it. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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maineman » 22 Jun 2024, 8:46 am » wrote: ↑ Checkmate, Mister Pigeon!  AMF Image
Still sticking with that "I showered with my DAUGHTER to get the leeches off" ****??? And that ASHLEY wasn't really "molested" by Joe when HE showered with her ("Likely inappropriate")??

Don't you find it "funny" that ALL PEDOPHILES have excuses for THEIR OWN child molestation as well as the same excuses for OTHER pedophiles??

We don't, because WE KNOW that you have to EXCUSE OTHERS to be able to EXCUSE YOUR OWN MOLESTATION!!
 
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maineman » 21 Jun 2024, 9:54 pm » wrote: ↑ The fact that I had two other successful careers AFTER my Navy career disproves your ridiculous assertion.  Move along, word soup boy.
Sure you did.
I doubt you even understand what a "career" is. 
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golfboy » 22 Jun 2024, 3:52 pm » wrote: ↑ Sure you did.
I doubt you even understand what a "career" is.
Doubt on, dyslexic moron.    I couldn't care less.

The multiple retirement checks spend just as well whether you doubt them or not. Image  
 
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maineman » 22 Jun 2024, 4:11 pm » wrote: ↑ Doubt on, dyslexic moron.    I couldn't care less.

The retirement checks spend just as well whether you doubt them or not. Image

There are posters here who will claim you are sucking on the teat of government and the public.  I m not one of them.  They are lefties.

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