Cannonpointer » 30 Jun 2024, 8:25 pm » wrote: ↑ I have a similar tale of woe. I get dirty looks from handling cucumbers suggestively while leering at milfs.
he might be queerCannonpointer » 30 Jun 2024, 8:26 pm » wrote: ↑ Speaking of stupid things to say, I can't figure out why my Uncle Delford's asshole smells like dog dick.
Cannonpointer » 01 Jul 2024, 7:38 am » wrote: ↑ This much hotness doesn't go unnoticed.
I don't even blame them. I produce so many pheromones that the gays are just collateral damage.

JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom Meh. Once upon a time was decent. But come on, man. Pulp fiction smashed it.*rippy38 » 01 Jul 2024, 8:49 am » wrote: ↑ Once Upon a Time and Reservoir Dogs are two of my all time favorite Tarantino flicks.
Wish I knew. I could control it, instead of attracting random women at awkward moments.
Pulp Fiction was great too, but I've never been a big Travolta fan so... If I had to decide between the two and only had time to watch one or the other, I would go with Once Upon a Time. Pitt and DiCaprio were freakin' hilarious in that ****.Cannonpointer » 01 Jul 2024, 12:53 pm » wrote: ↑ Meh. Once upon a time was decent. But come on, man. Pulp fiction smashed it.
Same here - I've seen it, and reservoir dogs, several times.*rippy38 » 01 Jul 2024, 1:05 pm » wrote: ↑ Pulp Fiction was great too, but I've never been a big Travolta fan so... If I had to decide between the two and only had time to watch one or the other, I would go with Once Upon a Time. Pitt and DiCaprio were freakin' hilarious in that ****.
It could be that I've just seen Pulp Fiction to many times too.
Lol

Mr Brown sounds a little bit too much like Mr ****.Cannonpointer » 01 Jul 2024, 1:12 pm » wrote: ↑ Same here - I've seen it, and reservoir dogs, several times.
I even gave a competing team in a company I worked for the name pink team, and when they objected and demanded another color, I generated the angry Mr. Pink speech where the boss explains that Mr. Purple is another guy on another job - except I used another team, in another franchise.
Pissed them off royally. When I sent them a clip, they remained angry instead of laughing their asses off.
Yes, they were easy to beat - stupid ****. I swear, a sense of humor is a function of IQ.
There are three elements to being a winner, and any one of them missing will put you in the also-rans.
1. Work hard
2. Work smart
3. Cheat
If you don't have the stomach for any of those three, Here's your L.
I was the blue team. We beat the pink team.*rippy38 » 01 Jul 2024, 1:17 pm » wrote: ↑ Mr Brown sounds a little bit too much like Mr ****.
I'll trade ya. I'll be Mr Pink and you be Mr Brown.
RN can only fantasize...Cannonpointer » 01 Jul 2024, 12:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Wish I knew. I could control it, instead of attracting random women at awkward moments.
I suspect I am simply the natural born alpha male that beevee pretends he is.
Or possibly a slight exaggerator.
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom