Eddie Murphy slams 'racist' joke David Spade made about him in 1995 'SNL' sketch: 'Cheap shot'

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By MR-7
30 Jun 2024 8:23 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Cannonpointer » 30 Jun 2024, 8:25 pm » wrote: ↑ I have a similar tale of woe. I get dirty looks from handling cucumbers suggestively while leering at milfs.
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Cannonpointer » 30 Jun 2024, 8:26 pm » wrote: ↑ Speaking of stupid things to say, I can't figure out why my Uncle Delford's asshole smells like dog dick.
he might be queer

see if his dick tastes like ****
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Cannonpointer » 01 Jul 2024, 7:38 am » wrote: ↑ This much hotness doesn't go unnoticed.

I don't even blame them. I produce so many pheromones that the gays are just collateral damage.

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How do you do it?
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*rippy38 » 01 Jul 2024, 8:49 am » wrote: ↑ Once Upon a Time and Reservoir Dogs are two of my all time favorite Tarantino flicks.
Meh. Once upon a time was decent. But come on, man. Pulp fiction smashed it. 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

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Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

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Wish I knew. I could control it, instead of attracting random women at awkward moments. 

I suspect I am simply the natural born alpha male that beevee pretends he is. 

Or possibly a slight exaggerator. 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 01 Jul 2024, 12:53 pm » wrote: ↑ Meh. Once upon a time was decent. But come on, man. Pulp fiction smashed it.
Pulp Fiction was great too, but I've never been a big Travolta fan so... If I had to decide between the two and only had time to watch one or the other, I would go with Once Upon a Time. Pitt and DiCaprio were freakin' hilarious in that ****.

It could be that I've just seen Pulp Fiction to many times too.

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*rippy38 » 01 Jul 2024, 1:05 pm » wrote: ↑ Pulp Fiction was great too, but I've never been a big Travolta fan so... If I had to decide between the two and only had time to watch one or the other, I would go with Once Upon a Time. Pitt and DiCaprio were freakin' hilarious in that ****.

It could be that I've just seen Pulp Fiction to many times too.

​​​​​​Lol

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Same here - I've seen it, and reservoir dogs, several times. 

I even gave a competing team in a company I worked for the name pink team, and when they objected and demanded another color, I generated the angry Mr. Pink speech where the boss explains that Mr. Purple is another guy on another job - except I used another team, in another franchise. 

Pissed them off royally. When I sent them a clip, they remained angry instead of laughing their asses off. 

Yes, they were easy to beat - stupid ****. I swear, a sense of humor is a function of IQ.

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 01 Jul 2024, 1:12 pm » wrote: ↑ Same here - I've seen it, and reservoir dogs, several times. 

I even gave a competing team in a company I worked for the name pink team, and when they objected and demanded another color, I generated the angry Mr. Pink speech where the boss explains that Mr. Purple is another guy on another job - except I used another team, in another franchise. 

Pissed them off royally. When I sent them a clip, they remained angry instead of laughing their asses off. 

Yes, they were easy to beat - stupid ****. I swear, a sense of humor is a function of IQ.

There are three elements to being a winner, and any one of them missing will put you in the also-rans.

1. Work hard
2. Work smart
3. Cheat

If you don't have the stomach for any of those three, Here's your L. Image
Mr Brown sounds a little bit too much like Mr ****.

I'll trade ya. I'll be Mr Pink and you be Mr Brown.

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*rippy38 » 01 Jul 2024, 1:17 pm » wrote: ↑ Mr Brown sounds a little bit too much like Mr ****.

I'll trade ya. I'll be Mr Pink and you be Mr Brown.

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I was the blue team. We beat the pink team.
They were the pink team because I SAID they were the pink team. 
The brown team was another team in another franchise. 
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 01 Jul 2024, 12:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Wish I knew. I could control it, instead of attracting random women at awkward moments. 

I suspect I am simply the natural born alpha male that beevee pretends he is. 

Or possibly a slight exaggerator.
RN can only fantasize...
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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