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250 $$$$BILLION to watch this creeper whack off...

HAHAHA...WASH DC House of ***...

     

https://x.com/i/status/1890423630170906817

 
 

I’m the master of my domain

BuckNaked » 14 Feb 2025, 11:15 am » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 11:15 am

 The bill also proposes exempted circumstances.Ohio men will not be punished if the act does not directly and immediately involve an ova. This includes donating sperm for IVF, masturbating alone, having sex in the LGBTQ+ community, or with a woman using birth control.

So there's no exemption if a couple wants to have sex after the woman has reached menopause?
And do these morons expect you to turn yourself in when you do, or are they planning on trying to legalize placing cameras in every bedroom, bathroom, living room, basement, porch, basement, garage, and back yard you own where you might choose to have sex?
Doesn't that make both oral and anal sex illegal?
Will hookers be arrested for giving handjobs?
How about a teenager who can't get his pants off fast enough?
Does Morning Wood count?
Will they search for a tent under the covers?
What if my normally 9" flaccid cock looks like an erection to them?
How can black men ever be prosecuted?
Or BV's mother?

In the huge volume of liberal stupidity, this idea definitely would have to be placed on the first page! 
 

Zeets2 » 14 Feb 2025, 3:42 pm » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 3:42 pm

So there's no exemption if a couple wants to have sex after the woman has reached menopause?
And do these morons expect you to turn yourself in when you do, or are they planning on trying to legalize placing cameras in every bedroom, bathroom, living room, basement, porch, basement, garage, and back yard you own where you might choose to have sex?
Doesn't that make both oral and anal sex illegal?
Will hookers be arrested for giving handjobs?
How about a teenager who can't get his pants off fast enough?
Does Morning Wood count?
Will they search for a tent under the covers?
What if my normally 9" flaccid cock looks like an erection to them?
How can black men ever be prosecuted?
Or BV's mother?

In the huge volume of liberal stupidity, this idea definitely would have to be placed on the first page!

They have to work a few of the details out 

*Beekeeper » 14 Feb 2025, 7:17 am » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 7:17 am

No really, they do in Ohio!!

Wack one off, pay up $10 GRAND!! PER WACK!!

You really can't make this **** up. And they STILL wonder WHY people kicked them to the curb on Nov 5th, 2024.

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1890174 ... 8902892014

Is this real or satire?

The porn industry is going to suffer with this one. 

BuckNaked » 14 Feb 2025, 4:05 pm » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 4:05 pm

They have to work a few of the details out

Ya think?!?!?
 

Vegas » 14 Feb 2025, 4:13 pm » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 4:13 pm

Is this real or satire?

I hope Tristan is wearing her out in bed

Vegas » 14 Feb 2025, 4:14 pm » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 4:14 pm

The porn industry is going to suffer with this one.

not girl on girl 
 
 

PhiloBeddo » 14 Feb 2025, 11:45 am » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 11:45 am

Were Democrats born without a brain?

No, but they jacked off so much ...
 

Imagine people going to bank to apply for a loan. Purpose of the loan? To jack off.

Blackvegetable » 14 Feb 2025, 8:11 am » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 8:11 am

******* ****,

It is a sin to spill your seed on the ground.

 

Well then you'll just have to be there on your knees with your mouth open to guzzle it down.
 

Vegas » 14 Feb 2025, 4:13 pm » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 4:13 pm

Is this real or satire?

VERY real.
 

Vegas » 14 Feb 2025, 4:13 pm » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 4:13 pm

Is this real or satire?

It is both, dems trying to do satire to get back at the repubs for banning abortions, unfortunately for them they're not very good it and it isn't working out like they expected..

 
 

*Beekeeper » 14 Feb 2025, 7:17 am » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 7:17 am

No really, they do in Ohio!!

Wack one off, pay up $10 GRAND!! PER WACK!!

You really can't make this **** up. And they STILL wonder WHY people kicked them to the curb on Nov 5th, 2024.

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1890174 ... 8902892014

ADD this to a LONG LIST of CRAZY, WHACK JOB, "Marxist Socialist Democrat" attempts to ELIMINATE Freedom, Establish TOTALITARIAN Rules and Laws, and CONTROL "We the People"...

THEY are MORONS... and NOTHING MORE needs to be said !!

EXCEPT... VOTE these SOB BUFFOONS OUT of office at the NEXT possible;e opportunity !!

LMAO! How are the idiots gonna know if someone is jacking off? Wait, everyone will have to wear an elbow/arm motion alarm!
 

It looks like the only avenue left open to *** is for them go to work on a shrimp boat baiting the nets used to catch and haul in shrimp. After learning that trade they can move up to become a master baiter!
 
 

Blackvegetable » 14 Feb 2025, 8:11 am » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 8:11 am

******* ****,

It is a sin to spill your seed on the ground.

It's all in on Sharia, it's not a Chinese menu.

so now you're feigning religiosity?   
 

Mrkelly » 14 Feb 2025, 8:38 am » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 8:38 am

They will stop me from rubbing one out when they pry my cold dead hand off my

Er .. eh … never mind

Blackvegetable » 14 Feb 2025, 8:54 am » wrote: ↑

14 Feb 2025, 8:54 am

Do you confess to touching yourself?

I heard your mama cut holes in your pant pockets just so you had something to play with...