Flat Earth Theory today at The Church of the Quantum Gurus

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By Johnny You
13 Apr 2025 3:00 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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13 Apr 2025 3:00 am
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In a quest for a diversion from the usual bullshyt, today's bible study will be focused on not how flat the STOLKER MARKET is, but rather the implications of the volatility of a never ending flat Earth.

Bring Your own Hymn..  (That's a song, not your sex doll)

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13 Apr 2025 3:23 am
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So a shout out to @MR-7  

The AI Parody stuff is phooking wild.  I am up at 4:20 AM smoking some of Maryland's finest Sativa and contemplating the technology you introduced me too.  I am very  hesitant to enter the rabbit brain worm hole.  I am pretty sure Polly would be eating my consciousness like Polly following a path of electronic cracker crumbs.

That said.. If I can get him on the J6 Rally saying.. "We're gonna walk down.....  to the CHURCH OF THE QUANTUM GURUS...  AND DEMAND THE EARTH BE FLAT IMMEDIATELY".   A few minutes later we move into the Church and the tourists are chanting "FLAT EARTH, FLAT EARTH, FLAT EARTH!'   

I sense the Earth will be quite to coming around quite well tomorrow AM.  Cellphones aren't gonna cost $2K

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13 Apr 2025 3:38 am
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If you think really hard about it.

We are all just one big beautiful good vibration.
But I  bet @murdock   has the best on Uranus.

Up all night, with Freddie King.. I got to tell you poker's his thing.

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13 Apr 2025 3:43 am
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Uh Ohh.. The super troll pills kicked in.. Time to give this brain worm a rest and actually do something. I am proud of the vice mount I am working on in the shed full of blunt instruments

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13 Apr 2025 5:18 am
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Deal in more fake crap I see....

AI is what you need to make your TDS Anti-American fantasies feel like they are real....

but they are not real are they?

You should try to get a grip on reality before you totally go off the deep end in your little AI fantasy world
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13 Apr 2025 6:00 am
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JohnnyYou » Today, 3:23 am » wrote: So a shout out to @MR-7  

The AI Parody stuff is phooking wild.  I am up at 4:20 AM smoking some of Maryland's finest Sativa and contemplating the technology you introduced me too.  I am very  hesitant to enter the rabbit brain worm hole.   "FLAT EARTH, FLAT EARTH, FLAT EARTH!'
https://tryparrotai.com/video?id=w_kqn8ka9x

 
 
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13 Apr 2025 6:02 am
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nefarious101 » 45 minutes ago » wrote: Deal in more fake crap I see....

AI is what you need to make your TDS Anti-American fantasies feel like they are real....

but they are not real are they?

You should try to get a grip on reality before you totally go off the deep end in your little AI fantasy world

Man, your flight is grounded in the house of shyt stains of love.. Your tin roof is rusted ..

Smear some scared ketchup on your lips and the entire congregation will get a kick out of it.  You still look like a pig in lipstick..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USa-11pEGxk
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13 Apr 2025 6:22 am
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Phooking Hilarious.. I spit my cofveve all the way to the Goof Of MehahaheheCo.

You get the forum azzhat hole in a troll in one award today here in the Church.

I will have to make a special meme next time.

You sure you want me to leave?.. We could both enjoy the laughs to the rotten apple in the bottom of the barrel in 2028. Of course, I am open to going remote.

We Got Putt Putt Goof in the backyard...
 
 
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13 Apr 2025 7:39 am
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JohnnyYou » Today, 6:02 am » wrote: Man, your flight is grounded in the house of shyt stains of love.. Your tin roof is rusted ..

Smear some scared ketchup on your lips and the entire congregation will get a kick out of it.  You still look like a pig in lipstick..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USa-11pEGxk
You Pedo=Progressives are collectively mentally ill.

Don't know what gender your are

You're all sexually confused

You hate everyone including yourselves

You think putting a dress on makes you a woman

You all see little kids as sex partners

You demand a corrupt government

Trump should force you all into mental health treatment

a good long stay at a re-education facility should be a requirement too

Do you bring anything to the the American table or are you just a big liability?
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13 Apr 2025 8:35 am
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JohnnyYou » Today, 3:00 am » wrote: In a quest for a diversion from the usual bullshyt, today's bible study will be focused on not how flat the STOLKER MARKET is, but rather the implications for humanity of the volatility of a never ending flat Earth.

Bring Your own Hymn..  (That's a song, not your sex doll)

May the Quarks Be with You. Don't worry. I am pretty sure if they aren't we would be the last to know.

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Johnny You
13 Apr 2025 10:06 am
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Aye Captain Leggo their Egg Plant.

Many here at the Church  can't stand the weather.

 
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13 Apr 2025 10:08 am
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nefarious101 » Today, 7:39 am » wrote: You Pedo=Progressives are collectively mentally ill.

Don't know what gender your are

You're all sexually confused

You hate everyone including yourselves

You think putting a dress on makes you a woman

You all see little kids as sex partners

You demand a corrupt government

Trump should force you all into mental health treatment

a good long stay at a re-education facility should be a requirement too

Do you bring anything to the the American table or are you just a big liability?
Now your brain sounds like it  is squirming like a toad that just ate a wood fired Hillary Clinton Frozen Fetus Pizza with a side of smashed cell phones at the Q-Anon Deli.

Ya OK? Dude?   Be careful at the Christian Church.  They burn infidels at the stake.
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13 Apr 2025 10:13 am
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JohnnyYou » 7 minutes ago » wrote: Aye Captain Leggo their Egg Plant.

Many here at the Church  can't stand the weather.
That is gonna straight up make you ****.
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13 Apr 2025 10:59 am
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Johnny You » Today, 3:00 am » wrote: In a quest for a diversion from the usual bullshyt, today's bible study will be focused on not how flat the STOLKER MARKET is, but rather the implications for humanity of the volatility of a never ending flat Earth.

Bring Your own Hymn..  (That's a song, not your sex doll)

May the Quarks Be with You. Don't worry. I am pretty sure if they aren't we would be the last to know.

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All contextual flat earth truths are constructed by context while the actual planet has 8 hemispheres of reasonable doubt working against every ancestor of the homo sapiens' species practiced every generation gap in history since dawn of civilization to current events.

context corrupts the content of numbers alive daily here 7 days a week by 6 institutions of reasonable doubt 5 ancestral lineages, 5 generation gaps apiece practicing 4 cornered triangulation social narratives playing grandparents, parents, grandchildren against one another every generation lived since dawn of civilization stated in the eastern hemisphere 82% of current population still exists compared to the 18% in the western.

90% of the same people populating this atmosphere is in northern hemisphere to 10% in southern. Why aren't these facts in daily news reports or general social studies in academia around the globe?

How about economic trade? Free trade marketplaces. What is being traded for free beyond understanding actual biological time for relative time theaters of reasonable doubt character matters and ancestral positions don't matter, every day of the week.

why democracies fail every time practiced last 3,000 years of the 7,000 years humanity existed started in eastern hemisphere and followed the sunset until America was founded as just another misleading ideology in the 18th century AD being intellectually torn apart in the 21st century.
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Johnny You » Today, 10:06 am » wrote: Aye Captain Leggo their Egg Plant.

Many here at the Church  can't stand the weather.

 
I never agree with the social whether as I cannot control this atmosphere's ever changing weather due to universal perpetual balancing sustains a zero sum gain when evolving as eternally separated by my actual ancestral [position daily here.

Shame your mind doesn't use the evolved nucleus of your fertilized cell to its complete ability to navigate space living eternally separated today(any rotation existed since arrived a fertilized cell).
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13 Apr 2025 11:13 am
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JohnnyYou » Today, 10:08 am » wrote: Now your brain sounds like it  is squirming like a toad that just ate a wood fired Hillary Clinton Frozen Fetus Pizza with a side of smashed cell phones at the Q-Anon Deli.

Ya OK? Dude?   Be careful at the Christian Church.  They burn infidels at the stake.

I'm perfectly fine....I'm a winner and I know it

You?....you're a loser and the problem is you don't know it...or you're in denial....either way...a loser is a loser
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13 Apr 2025 11:49 am
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nefarious101 » 37 minutes ago » wrote: I'm perfectly fine....I'm a winner and I know it

You?....you're a loser and the problem is you don't know it...or you're in denial....either way...a loser is a loser

Ok Mr Big Guy stuck in a Neanderthal Flat Earth.  I hope you feel better wishing foul outcomes on  another human being.

We both should get counseling for Narcissism. At some point you will learn about nihilism and end up in the valley of despair.

You are at the peak of Mt Stupid today.

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13 Apr 2025 11:55 am
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31stArrival » 51 minutes ago » wrote: I never agree with the social whether as I cannot control this atmosphere's ever changing weather due to universal perpetual balancing sustains a zero sum gain when evolving as eternally separated by my actual ancestral position daily here. I can control how I exist in plain sight by compromising with deniers cradle to grave or stick to staying honest about why I am only one of a kind daily here.

Shame your mind doesn't use the evolved nucleus of your fertilized cell to its complete ability to navigate space living eternally separated today(any rotation existed since arrived a fertilized cell).
Yeah it's a crying shame.  At this congregation we believe we are in eternal blissfull quantum entanglement with Life and Death.

There is no three day waiting period in a cold damp cave here.  We already know our manifest destiny will never end from the perspective of consciousness provided by the Yood Who Slows Down Heat Dissipation and turns it into order to fight the chaotic dumb phooks who think they should never masturbate or they'll be on the Trumpway to Hell.

 
 
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13 Apr 2025 12:02 pm
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JohnnyYou » Today, 3:00 am » wrote: In a quest for a diversion from the usual bullshyt, today's bible study will be focused on not how flat the STOLKER MARKET is, but rather the implications for humanity of the volatility of a never ending flat Earth.
What's even more ridiculous are all of the brainwashed idiots like you  who think that Sub Saharan ****** are just as intelligent and have contributed just as much to the advance of mankind as everyone else...
Talk about having a wishful thinking based belief system...!!!
    

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*GHETTOBLASTER » 7 minutes ago » wrote: What's even more ridiculous are all of the brainwashed idiots like you  who think that Sub Saharan ****** are just as intelligent and have contributed just as much to the advance of mankind as everyone else...
Talk about having a wishful thinking based belief system...!!!
    

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What's Hilarious is  you think that Sub Saharans are any dumber than the Toothless Brain Dead Red MAGA Hats..  Good Lord I have seen some real beauties in my day.  I know I wouldn't make it long living on bugs and rats in a blazing hot desert,  They must have some level of intelligence.
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