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21 May 2025 1:19 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Cannonpointer
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DeezerShoove » 27 May 2025, 7:47 am » wrote: Like me, CP cannot be insulted by picking on his mother. Or his dead father.
It merely becomes another weak talking point.

Try focusing on his pets. I think he still loves his gerbils and capybaras.

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I think either one fits up his ***...

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I can say for the record that no capybara has ever been fitted into my ***. Not for lack of trying, but no - none, ever. 

Gerbils? That's another issue. Until you've danced the night away at a rave listening to Depeche Mode, don't judge. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
 
 
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Cannonpointer » Today, 7:30 pm » wrote: I can say for the record that no capybara has ever been fitted into my ***. Not for lack of trying, but no - none, ever. 

Gerbils? That's another issue. Until you've danced the night away at a rave listening to Depeche Mode, don't judge. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY

They do seem friendly enough to cooperate even if only out of a sense of curiosity.
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12 Jun 2025 11:28 pm
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DeezerShoove » 16 minutes ago » wrote: They do seem friendly enough to cooperate even if only out of a sense of curiosity.
I once asked a fella, "Say, have you seen my gerbil," and he responded, "If it was in your ***, you'd know where it was."

He had a point for sure. 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 21 minutes ago » wrote: I once asked a fella, "Say, have you seen my gerbil," and he responded, "If it was in your ***, you'd know where it was."

He had a point for sure.

I got the same response when I lost my stapler.
The guy I asked also had a point.
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Cannonpointer » Yesterday, 7:30 pm » wrote: I can say for the record that no capybara has ever been fitted into my ***. Not for lack of trying, but no - none, ever. 

Gerbils? That's another issue. Until you've danced the night away at a rave listening to Depeche Mode, don't judge. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
 
 
When a social mind compares like minded people, does anyone compare everyone equally sharing time understand their own ancestral brain navigating space comparing the whole experience of adapting to the moment nobody is an exception compared to the exemptions each reality claims exists every day.

Compare I am me vs we are in charge and nobody can resist our will to defend the ground we control tomorrow, midnight to noon, dawn to dusk.

Longitude vertical time zones vs latitude of temperate zone between equator and Greenwich Prime Meridian intellectually defining the measuring of the whole Earth's surface rotating at the same time as lunar orbit, 8 seasonal shifts of the same 4 seasons, revolving around the star, 5 generation gaps of human ancestry co-exist as reproductively present now.

Relative time living vs time relatively alive adapting equally here since rotation conceived. Everything is evolving be it periodic molecular content or DNA chromosomes changing form since shaped a fertilized cell.

Series parallel things inhabiting space now. Self evident time being uniquely alive here. Eternal life doesn't reproduce immortal intellectual souls, it places temporary sole ancestors amounting the the 8.2 billion living now.

Look at human behavior patterns of those dying to prove hope, faith, charity has more power, wealth, fame than ancestors get time living per hearts beating here now personal brains have to adapt to living is never same total sum again, so far.

And everyone saving humanity won't accept living as genetically eternally separated today.\, dawn to dusk 365.2422 days a year literal time governing outcomes never same results as before, same way every generation gap great great grandchildren evolve into 1 of 16 dead great great grandparents, here now.

Everyone denies all they been since a fertilized cell promising ;life is better believing time works 7 days a week or else. face insubordination, treason, blasphemy by those directing tomorrow noon to midnight this rotation dawn to dusk.

My brain sees how corruption is never corrected by navigating my time never same results twice in the whole time I have existed as me myself, and I am this body of specific chromosomes since a fertilized cell arrived over 74 years ago and legally 73 years old since day born.

I don't have a missing link on my DNA because living never exceeded series parallel proportionately alive now.

What do you understand everyone else won't accept daily here?
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DeezerShoove » Yesterday, 6:06 pm » wrote: He needs a really big kitty cat.
He likes them.  I don't think he's looking to run them off. My brother was never one to worry about his grass or shrubs. 
 
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DeezerShoove » Yesterday, 11:48 pm » wrote: I got the same response when I lost my stapler.
The guy I asked also had a point.
Wait. Was it Jim? He's always stealing my stapler. Image





MICHAEL!!!!
 
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » Today, 7:52 am » wrote: Wait. Was it Jim? He's always stealing my stapler. Image

MICHAEL!!!!

Turns out I found it right where he said to look.
Gosh, was my face red...
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Skans » Today, 7:41 am » wrote: He likes them.  I don't think he's looking to run them off. My brother was never one to worry about his grass or shrubs. 
 

 

Grass? In AZ?!
Now I know you're **** me.
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DeezerShoove » 5 minutes ago » wrote: Grass? In AZ?!
Now I know you're **** me.
No, I'm not **** you.  He's got some kind of vegetation in his back yard.  I think its just dirt in his front yard, but he has some shrubs.  Lives somewhere near Sedona. He showed me pictures of these weird animals in his yard. 
 
 
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Skans » 12 minutes ago » wrote: No, I'm not **** you.  He's got some kind of vegetation in his back yard.  I think its just dirt in his front yard, but he has some shrubs.  Lives somewhere near Sedona. He showed me pictures of these weird animals in his yard, and I remember the what he called them - "Capys" or something like that.  Before that, I'd never heard of these creatures.  I have no idea where they originate from.

 
 

 

Detroit Zoo.

At least that's where I saw them.  ;)  

They had some other critters mixed in. Can't remember what those were but I left thinking they must kind of be like big squirrels and harmless to other critters (more or less).
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DeezerShoove » 57 minutes ago » wrote: Detroit Zoo.

At least that's where I saw them.  Image  

They had some other critters mixed in. Can't remember what those were but I left thinking they must kind of be like big squirrels and harmless to other critters (more or less).
LOL - I thought perhaps you saw them out west somewhere.  I wasn't expecting Detroit.  Weirdest dang rat-animal I've ever seen. 
 
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DeezerShoove » Today, 10:46 am » wrote: Turns out I found it right where he said to look.
Gosh, was my face red...
Mine was in jello.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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