I hired a gardner to landscape my yard

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By murdock
14 Jun 2025 5:26 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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murdock
14 Jun 2025 5:26 pm
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But he said my yard was in portrait and couldn't help me.
 
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Johnny You
14 Jun 2025 5:29 pm
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murdock » 14 Jun 2025, 5:26 pm » wrote: But he said my yard portrait and couldn't help me.
I hope I get the magic God Ganesha The Remover of Obstacles ride on my next 737-Max 800 Crash Carpet Ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPE9a_epmWw

St Christopher should be taking notes.
 
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murdock
14 Jun 2025 5:33 pm
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We couldn't decide have nana cremated or buried so we just let her live.
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murdock
14 Jun 2025 9:12 pm
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I went to doctor today because I thought I had arthritis but I don't. I have early onset rigor mortis.
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murdock
14 Jun 2025 9:16 pm
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JohnnyYou » 14 Jun 2025, 5:29 pm » wrote: I hope I get the magic God Ganesha The Remover of Obstacles ride on my next 737-Max 800 Crash Carpet Ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPE9a_epmWw

St Christopher should be taking notes.
So, still choking on horse penis I see...
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Johnny You
15 Jun 2025 5:35 am
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murdock » 14 Jun 2025, 9:16 pm » wrote: So, still choking on horse penis I see...

Nobody went to the parade to suck Trump's balls
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murdock
15 Jun 2025 6:01 am
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JohnnyYou » 15 Jun 2025, 5:35 am » wrote: Nobody went to the parade to suck Trump's balls
You did ***. You're a real teabagger aren't you?
 
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sole
15 Jun 2025 6:23 am
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murdock » 14 Jun 2025, 5:26 pm » wrote: But he said my yard was in portrait and couldn't help me.
 
There are several ancestral lineages with the last name Gardner. I knew of one in high school but he died while riding in a car with 3 others drunk and were killed in a car crash 57 years ago.
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15 Jun 2025 5:39 pm
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31stArrival » 15 Jun 2025, 6:23 am » wrote: There are several ancestral lineages with the last name Gardner. I knew of one in high school but he died while riding in a car with 3 others drunk and were killed in a car crash 57 years ago.

**** off you stupid son of a bitch!
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nefarious101
15 Jun 2025 5:57 pm
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Building a Legacy....

Do not plant raspberries under a weeping crabapple tree


One man's Iris is another man's bitch


Asparagus is not a hurry up crop...planted from seed requires 3 or 4 years before your first harvest.
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murdock
15 Jun 2025 6:00 pm
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nefarious101 » 15 Jun 2025, 5:57 pm » wrote: Building a Legacy....

Do not plant raspberries under a weeping crabapple tree

One man's Iris is another man's bitch

Asparagus is not a hurry up crop...planted from seed requires 3 or 4 years before your first harvest.
I do not care for asparagus. 
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PhiloBeddo
15 Jun 2025 6:21 pm
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Make that mother **** wash his hands before he make tacos
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nefarious101
15 Jun 2025 9:15 pm
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murdock » 15 Jun 2025, 6:00 pm » wrote: I do not care for asparagus.
it goes wild if you don't care for it
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16 Jun 2025 9:37 am
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murdock » 14 Jun 2025, 5:26 pm » wrote: But he said my yard was in portrait and couldn't help me.
That's just because he's being deported. 
 
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16 Jun 2025 10:48 am
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Skans » 16 Jun 2025, 9:37 am » wrote: That's just because he's being deported.

Lol
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murdock
17 Jun 2025 4:33 am
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nefarious101 » 15 Jun 2025, 9:15 pm » wrote: it goes wild if you don't care for it

I meant I don't like eating it.
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17 Jun 2025 5:30 am
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murdock » 14 Jun 2025, 5:26 pm » wrote: But he said my yard was in portrait and couldn't help me.
 
When is your brain going to recognize the patronizing condescension you perform to anyone not complying to your ideas of how evolving should work beyond it working in plain sight since conceived proportionately living here so far.

Ever study thermodynamic principles to the point your brain knows you live eternally separated by chromosomes, not language arts and power of suggestion?

I did and haven't fit into a franchised reality since.
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murdock
17 Jun 2025 6:42 am
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31stArrival » 17 Jun 2025, 5:30 am » wrote: When is your brain going to recognize the patronizing condescension you perform to anyone not complying to your ideas of how evolving should work beyond it working in plain sight since conceived proportionately living here so far.

Ever study thermodynamic principles to the point your brain knows you live eternally separated by chromosomes, not language arts and power of suggestion?

I did and haven't fit into a franchised reality since.
Choke, ***.
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nefarious101
17 Jun 2025 7:49 am
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murdock » 17 Jun 2025, 4:33 am » wrote: I meant I don't like eating it.

I know...just wanted to see if you would catch it
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17 Jun 2025 7:59 am
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nefarious101 » 17 Jun 2025, 7:49 am » wrote: I know...just wanted to see if you would catch it
Yes I did cause I'm smrt. S.M.R.T. that's me!
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