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By murdock
23 Oct 2025 6:18 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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 Dear Abby,  I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in New Hope, is married to a transvestite.

 My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

 I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin...  

Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her....  Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Trump?

 Signed,
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Wow keep that up find some "Connections" in Show Biz ya got half the "script" written down already..
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murdock » 23 Oct 2025, 6:18 pm » wrote:  Dear Abby,  I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in New Hope, is married to a transvestite.

 My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

 I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin...  

Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her....  Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Trump?

 Signed,
 Worried About My Reputation
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I’d like to have a go with your fiance before yall tie the knot
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BuckNaked » 23 Oct 2025, 7:56 pm » wrote: I’d like to have a go with your fiance before yall tie the knot

Ok, she got a big ****** though!
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murdock » 23 Oct 2025, 6:18 pm » wrote:  Dear Abby,  I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in New Hope, is married to a transvestite.

 My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

 I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin...  

Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her....  Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Trump?

 Signed,
 Worried About My Reputation
Damn.. LOL.  Did you write that?  Not bad murdock.. not bad at all.  That shyt made my eyeballs spin like my turd going down the toilet bowl.
Your new avatar is an obvious improvement.

I'm miserable... right?
 
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BuckNaked » 23 Oct 2025, 7:56 pm » wrote: I’d like to have a go with your fiance before yall tie the knot

I knew it..  You prefer transgender sex partners.  
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Cannonpointer » 23 Oct 2025, 7:46 pm » wrote: Now, that's funny I don't care who you are.
It sure brought a chuckle to my 3AM Nick Tesla World..

Have you watched You tube at double speed yet?  That shyt will crack up even a sane guy like me. Plus it gives the algorithm full view of the video stats.  

Politics at the speed of a side effects disclosure on a pharmagarchical commercial. Small print as fast as the 6 Trillion Dollar Man.

I heard this morning Elon is demanding a Trillion Dollar bonus from Tesla, as @Vegas   brought up yesterday.  Mr half a trill half the time wants more.. Rich Phooks suck.

 
 
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JohnnyYou » 24 Oct 2025, 2:23 am » wrote: I knew it..  You prefer transgender sex partners.

she would be my first Asian 
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BuckNaked » 24 Oct 2025, 5:06 am » wrote: she would be my first Asian
He gave his heart to Dick Cheney. And all his unvaxxed Type O Negative Blood.
 
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murdock » 23 Oct 2025, 6:18 pm » wrote:  Dear Abby,  I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in New Hope, is married to a transvestite.

 My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

 I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin...  

Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her....  Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Trump?

 Signed,
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So

what did Abby say to you?
 
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Mrkelly » 24 Oct 2025, 6:39 am » wrote: So

what did Abby say to you?
She said you were a child molesting piece of trash.
 
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murdock » 23 Oct 2025, 6:18 pm » wrote:  Dear Abby,  I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in New Hope, is married to a transvestite.

 My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

 I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin...  

Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her....  Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Trump?

 Signed,
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Nurtured minds vs adapting ancestral brain living in a specific body staying alive as eternally separated in plain sight with each heartbeat forward since conception.

While your post was done in satire, the truth came out about why you are so stupid for ignoring all you been since birth.
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*31stArrival » 24 Oct 2025, 6:54 am » wrote: Nurtured minds vs adapting ancestral brain living in a specific body staying alive as eternally separated in plain sight with each heartbeat forward since conception.

While your post was done in satire, the truth came out about why you are so stupid for ignoring all you been since birth.
Babble on you **** spewing bastard!
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murdock » 24 Oct 2025, 6:55 am » wrote: Babble on you **** spewing bastard!
Ironic how symbolic truths to what people believe is factual while ancestors only exist since conceived is unbelievable in every human society throughout history and current daily events now.

Checkmate.
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*31stArrival » 24 Oct 2025, 6:59 am » wrote: Ironic how symbolic truths to what people believe is factual while ancestors only exist since conceived is unbelievable in every human society throughout history and current daily events now.
Babble on you STUPID **** spewing bastard!
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murdock » 23 Oct 2025, 8:20 pm » wrote: Ok, she got a big ****** though!
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murdock » 24 Oct 2025, 7:00 am » wrote: Babble on you STUPID **** spewing bastard!
Your reality is imploding because of my social experiment on free message boards over the last 19 years. Ancestral brains navigate their sole position by heart beats forward since conception.

People minding ideas starts after birth. The philosophy character matters is held by everyone denying their personal time equally inhabiting space as eternally separated by their own heart beat forward since conception.

All this was accomplished by people wishing life wasn't self evident time adapting forward now regardless black, brown, yellow, red, white ancestral lineages having up to 5 generation gaps alive daily here.

I explain how 8.2 billion ancestors live in series parallel time daily here creating their own chaos cradle to grave in a perpetual balancing situation living only happens in series parallel time displaced here now.

Checkmate.
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*31stArrival » 24 Oct 2025, 7:36 am » wrote: Your reality is imploding because of my social experiment on free message boards over the last 19 years. Ancestral brains navigate their sole position by heart beats forward since conception.

People minding ideas starts after birth. The philosophy character matters is held by everyone denying their personal time equally inhabiting space as eternally separated by their own heart beat forward since conception.

All this was accomplished by people wishing life wasn't self evident time adapting forward now regardless black, brown, yellow, red, white ancestral lineages having up to 5 generation gaps alive daily here.

I explain how 8.2 billion ancestors live in series parallel time daily here creating their own chaos cradle to grave in a perpetual balancing situation living only happens in series parallel time displaced here now.

Checkmate.
**** you ya babbling **** spewing lying piece of trash.
Cease to exist.
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Cannonpointer » 23 Oct 2025, 7:46 pm » wrote: Now, that's funny I don't care who you are.
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Many versions out there...

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.

Her  time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street and, hopefully, the heroin habits.

All things considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?

Signed,
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