I wanna roll this way out there..
How many times ya started a new job and guy in breakroom makes it sound like hes married to latest Sport Illistated "Swimsuit Edition".
Awhile later doing good at the job invites you and your family over for a cookout at their house.
Find out his "Swimsuit Edition" been talking up weighs 300 pounds more Jelly Rolls than a bakery..
But in the Break-Room at Work thought he Married to a "Super-Model"