WHY DOES ANYONE EAT A CAN OF SPAM UNLESS YOU'RE POVERTY LEVEL?
Spam is about the same price per pound as boneless ham. No one saves money by substituting Span for boneless ham.
It has more salt.
The advantage of spam over ham is that it comes pre-measured, and it can be stored in the can for years without refrigeration.
And, of course, it tastes slightly different.
If you don't like Spam, eat something else.
Why would this "righteous" creature get his bowels in an uproar over canned meat?