24 Oct 2025 6:39 am
Somurdock » 23 Oct 2025, 6:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Dear Abby, I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in New Hope, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin...
Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.... Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Trump?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
what did Abby say to you?
