Remember that time I bench pressed both you and Bill loaded on the bar while I "ate you out" in between reps...?
I don't. My vadge smells like bad bolagna, so most guys won't go there.
Seriously - my cooz box makes nancy pelosi's ****** seem fresh. Massengill sued me not to use their product.
I was banned from the ocean for making the fish stink. I've got a gaping hatchet wound down there that looks like the grand canyon caught fire and was put out with turds.