7 Mar 2026 7:47 pm
...and CP saidmurdock » 30 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ ...better known an cock puller, just got married. On the honeymoon he and his bride were preparing for bed, and as he took off his pants she saw these awful scars and deformations on his knees and asked what happened. He said when he was a kid he had the kneesles. She said you mean the measles right? No he said, the kneesles. As he took off his shirt she saw these awful lumps on his back and asked what they were. He said that when he was a kid he had the humps. She said you mean the mumps right? No he said, the humps. As he took off his pants his wife looked for a moment and then said, "Let me guess, small cocks, right?"
"No....non-binary."