Obama was out jogging and he accidentally stepped out in front of a truck three kids saw him and they pushed him out of the way Obama told to children I'm the president of the United States and I can give you anything you want what do you want? The first kid said I want to go to Disneyland President Obama said I will send you the Disneyland all expenses paid the second child said I want to go to West Point Obama said when you graduate high school there will be a place for you at West Point third child said I want to be buried at Arlington Cemetery. Obama said you were little bit young for thinking of death aren't you? The little boy said when my daddy finds out I saved your sorry *** he's going to kill me