22 Mar 2023 2:48 pm
Punch » 21 Mar 2023, 9:00 pm » wrote: ↑ Who is this Cannonpointer bitch to be lording **** over everyone? He sounds like a total prick.
Legend has it, there is a Cannonpointer created whenever anyone kills and consumes a fellow human under the aurora borealis, far to the north.
Canadian hikers and campers got trapped by heavy snows centuries ago, and they were driven mad by impending starvation.
They turned on each other and became cannibals. In this way, the first Cannonpointers were born, wild incarnations of mans insatiable hunger.
Sometimes, on a quiet winter night under a full moon, if you listen closely you can hear distant faint howls of the Cannonpointer, stalking his prey in the dark, eager to feast on human flesh