Peepee: "gather round, ye ignorant, ye dumbasses while I impart wisdom"
Curious bystander: "okay"
Peepee: "are you sure you are ready for earth shattering Revelations?"
Curious bystander / takes deep breath, braces himself
"I'm ready"
Peepee: "IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!”
/runs off sobbing