28 May 2023 10:19 am
Could you be more of a whining crybaby? "better things to do"B.See » 28 May 2023, 12:33 am » wrote: ↑ I've yet to even begin to sort thru the latest headlines this Memorial Day weekend 'cause I've better things to do. So for now, the latest installment from showercapblog (dot com):
If God Made a Fighter in Ron DeSantis, God Shouldn’t Quit His Day Job - Friday, May 26th, 2023
excerpts part one:
Folks, this week may’ve finally broken me. Marjorie Taylor Greene dropped a hundred grand on Kevin McCarthy’s used chapstick, and it only got dumber from there.
Are we absolutely certain this is real life, and not, like, my college theatre department staging some minor, absurdist farce from behind the Iron Curtain, circa 1977?
The shouty woman from Act I, bashing away with her gavel, demanding decorum…it’s a little unsubtle.
Anyway, Donnie One-Term got his first official criminal trial start date, that’ll spice up the ol’ primary calendar.
Or will it? March 25th? Hell, he’ll have it sewn up by then. The state of the GOP presidential field at the moment is “so pathetic Glenn Youngkin might not be able to stay away,” which is probably the saddest thing I’ve ever typed.
You’d think, law of averages, at some point during his campaign’s excruciating rollout period, DeSantis would undertake some endeavor, however modest, that wouldn’t immediately blow up in his face, but then, I don’t remember Charlie Brown ever getting that football. And Ron is basically Charlie Brown, But ****.
All I’m saying is, enjoy the spectacle of this uncanny valley restaurant mascot wiping snot on voters while you can; by this time next year, he’s gonna be in a bar band with Scott Walker.
Ron appointed a bonafide Capitol rioter to a state regulatory board, which explains why he’s talking about pardoning more of them. On a purely practical level, it’s difficult to staff a MAGA administration without access to the pool of incarcerated terrorists.
His existing staff is all tied up, too, extorting political contributions from lobbyists. Resorting to blackmail to create the illusion of support is the stuff of loads of successful campaigns, I’m sure.
Anyway, Nikki Haley & the However Many Dwarves spent the week trying and failing to generate attention, and I bet it would save time if I cut and paste this sentence into every blog between now and Iowa.
Though Merrick Garland is expected to emerge sometime next week from beneath his desk, where he has been quivering in the fetal position since receiving an extremely impressive, intimidating letter from Donald Trump’s “legal team,”
I’m afraid the Special Counsel investigation is off, folks. I’ve never seen such lawyering.
Dangit, and right when DoJ got ahold of yet another level of incriminating evidence in the stolen nuclear secrets case, too.
Oh well, I doubt Jack Smith had an answer for the I Declassified Them With My Mind defense, anyway.
Picking fly **** out of pepper would better than your **** posts.
You seem like a water drop on a hot greasy skillet. Pick a **** topic, scatterbrain.