You did not have a 100,000 "friends" . . . . and you had a real life !
I used to have maybe 20 friends . . . and I'm maybe exaggerating too
We used to raid the orchards and fields too !
Stealing strawberries and peaches and apples . . .
Not to bring home . . . just to eat them right there !
They're all gone now . . . only high-rise buildings are there now . . . but I have 100,000 internet "friends" !