12 Oct 2021 1:04 pm
Love it! I've often wished there was a company making more realistic greeting cards than Hallmark! My own idea was to make them with an assortment of dirty limericks that many people would love.Cannonpointer » 11 Oct 2021, 10:25 pm » wrote: ↑ I have a rule - I only keep memories, no memorabilia. I like to travel light. I don't even keep used passports.
I DO remember my first card. On the front, it read,
A Poem...
To inspire you...
Inside it read:
When the road you chose gets rocky,
And the way leads all uphill;
And even good friends desert you,
As they sometimes will...
When the deck seems stacked against you -
Seems there's no way YOU can win;
That's the time to buy a gun,
And put it to your chin...
When problems loom too large,
And they're only getting bigger,
Suck the barrel, baby,
And pull the **** trigger!
Hellmark. When you care to send the very worst.
Like...
A horny young woman from Dallas
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace.