That's rich man... Did you vandalize the reflecting pool?
Rumor has it that the mastermind behind the reflecting pool vandalism is still at large. Apparently he got to the grass on the Whitehouse lawn too.
The orange turds they found laying around out there is evidence it was all done by one person. If only Natalie hadn't sucked all the DNA out of them they could have had the perp in custody already.
I wonder where he'll strike next?