31 Jul 2021 4:33 pm
Mam,
Bowdoin College. Maine.
Rich People.
They send their children to college there.
If you are college prof. ??.........
Did they offer you money ??
How much did they offer ?? 125. ??
Then let me make another offer.
Did they offer you ......$125,000 ?
Baylor, Waco can double that to $250,000.yr.
Mam,
We know who you are.
We want you on our team.
Your feelings......matter.
(you know that I am drunk & never would hurt your feelings)
(I play poker.....we bluff,.......goood players do it well ).
(OK. ...OK.....Wait !!!.....I would shoot myself before I would
hurt Miss Cyndi !! )
Tai-dog can tell a good lie.
But never would Tai tell Miss Cyndi a lie.
OK,
I can prove my words.
The Truth.......is so close to a lie.........that another person
can not tell......the difference.
But I can.
Cyndi can.
Now, I am a rich Texan.
I want Miss Cyndi on Baylor Team.
What does she say ?
Her lawyer says.........
$250,000 + a brand new Camaro.
Tai-Dog fuddles for a while.................then.........
he reaches over the table.........and shakes hands.
The answer is........"Yes" !!
Texas gets Miss Cyndi !!
!!!