19 Jan 2025 9:58 pm
HE SHARED THIS PICTURE WHEN HE WAS FRIENDS WITH BEAKMANRebelGator » 19 Jan 2025, 2:10 pm » wrote: ↑ I picture Squatchman wearing a soiled, Che Guerrero t-shirt that covers about half of his beer belly. He's got bib-overalls with the shoulder straps unbuttoned because the mashed potatoes and gravy mix have filled the snaps up. He's wearing a doo rag on his head to cover the hair loss from the lawnmower accident. His jewelry consists of a nose ring and his ears have those expando rings that make your ear lobes look like a 13" tire. The shoes have no laces and he walks on the heel support because they're easier to get off and on.
All things said he looks like a splendid specimen of a man that votes Kameltoe and lives on the fringes of civilization.
