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walkingstick » 27 Nov 2024, 2:15 am » wrote: ↑

27 Nov 2024, 2:15 am

IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED, COFFEE CAUSES THE HEART SENSORS TO SEND WRONG MESSAGES. CAUSING YOUR HEART TO BEAT FAST. RESULTING IN SLUDGE IN THE HEART. WHEN THE SLUG REACHES THE BRAIN. YOU DIE, OR BECOME A VEGETABLE.  WOW-WOW-WOW. WITH HIGH FOOD PRICES, PEOPLE HAVE A REASON TO STOP BUYING COFFEE.

There are few good alternatives to coffee

1. Energy drinks
2. B vitamins
3. Cocaine
4. Methamphetamine 
5. Adderall or its Generic form Vivance

If costs are the driving force behind choosing your alternative, I would suggest methamphetamine.  You will save money  there are some possible side effects. You could develop meth mouth, meth sores, and possibly even destroy any and every relationship with people you have ever had. .

You could doctor shop until you find one that will write a prescription for Adderall or Vivance. The downside to this is that Adderall and Vivance deplete your dopamine levels quicker than anything else on the list. Eventually you will be a walking talking cocksucker until you give your body time to rest and  restore dopamine levels.

You could play rush and roulette and choose cocaine as a coffee alternative. With this option, you are basically gambling with the risk of getting fentanyl-laced cocaine and overdosing, possibly dying. It is rather expensive. 

You could use energy drinks as a.ciffee alternative. At 3 6 dollars a piece you should always keep 2 or 3 on hand
​​​​to be able to avoid the first and second energy crash. 

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