5 Jan 2022 5:47 am
Dateline, Washington D.C. -- Today President Biden signed legislation making January 6th an annual national holiday.
Bonfire Day (as it is to be called) has been set aside as a national day of remembrance. "January 6th is to be forever remembered as the day of Donald Trump's plot to blow-up the Capitol building, the day when our democracy and the American way of life were snuffed out," the document says.
From this day forward, Bonfire Day will be celebrated in every community across the nation with bonfires and the burning in effigy of Donald Trump and any others implicated in the destruction of our free democratic government and the American way of life.
Loyal citizens will join together to reinforce the communal spirit by burning dangerous books and by peacefully looting and torching local groceries, department stores, gas stations, and car dealerships.
It will be a day of freedom from law enforcement. The police will be ordered to stand down and no criminal charges will be filed against anyone except the business owners who will attempt to defend their property, thus revealing their true colors as deniers of the ideals of Bonfire Day, which is sacrifice for the common good.
Bonfire Day (as it is to be called) has been set aside as a national day of remembrance. "January 6th is to be forever remembered as the day of Donald Trump's plot to blow-up the Capitol building, the day when our democracy and the American way of life were snuffed out," the document says.
From this day forward, Bonfire Day will be celebrated in every community across the nation with bonfires and the burning in effigy of Donald Trump and any others implicated in the destruction of our free democratic government and the American way of life.
Loyal citizens will join together to reinforce the communal spirit by burning dangerous books and by peacefully looting and torching local groceries, department stores, gas stations, and car dealerships.
It will be a day of freedom from law enforcement. The police will be ordered to stand down and no criminal charges will be filed against anyone except the business owners who will attempt to defend their property, thus revealing their true colors as deniers of the ideals of Bonfire Day, which is sacrifice for the common good.