6 Aug 2024 9:47 am
I do have one issue: Obamacare. Proposing to have the government take over the health industry is a delicate matter but I am up to it. I plan to make it appear as if the government’s only interest will be to magically make it easier and cheaper to get health insurance. To assuage fears that the government will take over your health care, I have a rebuttal: You Can Keep Your Doctor!
OK, it is not Bob the Builder level Pablum for the brain but it is almost as simplistic. And best of all, it is totally untrue because doctors change jobs all the time. Besides, most people don’t really have a doctor.
But you can keep your imaginary doctor in your imagination. Daily.
People say I don’t have foreign experience but I have what I call mud hut diplomacy having visited one in Kenya — where I wasn’t born.This means I will do things that only an idiot chieftain in a mud hut would do. I would reverse the war on terrorism by encouraging the rise of the Muslim Brotherhood and a junior varsity of al-Qaeda to turn the Middle East into a chaotic mess of civil wars that will lead to refugees who will swarm Europe. Maybe I’ll even start a war to help create more Muslim refugees.
Those EU idiots will welcome them with open arms because no one wants to be accused of being Islamophobic. So what if they rape, maim and kill the natives? Nobody said an invasion was a pleasant experience.
America is being invaded, right? No one outside of hellholes like Texas care. The illegal aliens (we need to come up with a better phrase, perhaps migratory humans) provide an opportunity to virtue signal, which always makes rich people feel superior.
They made Martha’s Vineyard a sanctuary — as if any illegal alien would ever go there. New York, Chicago and other places far from the border are following suit because it is such a safe way of sounding benevolent.
As for the rest of the world, I imagine a diplomacy that gives people what they want without demanding anything in return. That means recognizing Cuba without bothering to have them do anything in exchange. Likewise, I can lift sanctions and unfreeze the shah’s assets and give the billions to Iran without demanding something as droll as stopping its nuclear program.
That foreign stuff is really not my bag, as it were. My plans for fundamentally changing America are far better. I plan to work with Democrats mayors across this great land to turn cities into open drug markets with walking zombies who live in pup tents. San Francisco has a really great idea of letting people poop in the street.
OK, it is not Bob the Builder level Pablum for the brain but it is almost as simplistic. And best of all, it is totally untrue because doctors change jobs all the time. Besides, most people don’t really have a doctor.
But you can keep your imaginary doctor in your imagination. Daily.
People say I don’t have foreign experience but I have what I call mud hut diplomacy having visited one in Kenya — where I wasn’t born.This means I will do things that only an idiot chieftain in a mud hut would do. I would reverse the war on terrorism by encouraging the rise of the Muslim Brotherhood and a junior varsity of al-Qaeda to turn the Middle East into a chaotic mess of civil wars that will lead to refugees who will swarm Europe. Maybe I’ll even start a war to help create more Muslim refugees.
Those EU idiots will welcome them with open arms because no one wants to be accused of being Islamophobic. So what if they rape, maim and kill the natives? Nobody said an invasion was a pleasant experience.
America is being invaded, right? No one outside of hellholes like Texas care. The illegal aliens (we need to come up with a better phrase, perhaps migratory humans) provide an opportunity to virtue signal, which always makes rich people feel superior.
They made Martha’s Vineyard a sanctuary — as if any illegal alien would ever go there. New York, Chicago and other places far from the border are following suit because it is such a safe way of sounding benevolent.
As for the rest of the world, I imagine a diplomacy that gives people what they want without demanding anything in return. That means recognizing Cuba without bothering to have them do anything in exchange. Likewise, I can lift sanctions and unfreeze the shah’s assets and give the billions to Iran without demanding something as droll as stopping its nuclear program.
That foreign stuff is really not my bag, as it were. My plans for fundamentally changing America are far better. I plan to work with Democrats mayors across this great land to turn cities into open drug markets with walking zombies who live in pup tents. San Francisco has a really great idea of letting people poop in the street.