20 Apr 2023 5:37 am
White House Press Secretary, Cringe Jean St. Pierre Abdul Salaam Wirehead announced the three bullhorn-toting insurrectionists who disrupted the Tennessee State House will meet with Sleepy Joe to exchange high-fives at the White House today. It is not known if they will discuss a name change for the location of the high level brain event before the anticipated guttural exchange of academic discourse is widely broadcasted.