1 Feb 2024 1:53 pm
This past summer, one of Mirabeau's down-the-road neighbors ("Cal," but that's not his real name) was building a new barn, which also had an office, bathroom and a small kitchen in it. When the construction on the barn started, Mirabeau noticed that the crew building the barn was comprised totally of mestizos. Mirabeau sternly reminded Cal that we don't want mestizos in our part of the world for any reason. Cal just smiled and said, "You and all our neighbors will be very pleased when you find out all the details of this project."
The mestizos worked and sweated through all of July and August, day after day, and when the project was completed, they disappeared.
Mirabeau then asked Cal what it was about the project that was supposed to "please" Mirabeau and the rest of the neighbors. And it was really quite simple, and hilarious!
Cal provided all the materials for the project, and the mestizos supplied the labor. When the project was finished, the "head mestizo" presented Cal a bill for the labor, which, of course, ran into the thousands of dollars. Cal, in response, said, "I'll be glad to pay you that full amount, as soon as you provide me with a valid Social Security number."
The "head mestizo" was aghast. He could not provide a Social Security number for himself nor any of the crew. In other words, he was an ILLEGAL ALIEN.
Instead of paying the illegals, Cal said, "Get the hell off my property and OUT OF TEXAS, you illegal bastards!!!"
They left, Cal reported them to the CBP, and Cal has a beautiful new barn at a REAL BARGAIN!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Note to all: Whenever you hear ANYONE referring to "migrants," what they really mean to say is, "INVADERS!"
The mestizos worked and sweated through all of July and August, day after day, and when the project was completed, they disappeared.
Mirabeau then asked Cal what it was about the project that was supposed to "please" Mirabeau and the rest of the neighbors. And it was really quite simple, and hilarious!
Cal provided all the materials for the project, and the mestizos supplied the labor. When the project was finished, the "head mestizo" presented Cal a bill for the labor, which, of course, ran into the thousands of dollars. Cal, in response, said, "I'll be glad to pay you that full amount, as soon as you provide me with a valid Social Security number."
The "head mestizo" was aghast. He could not provide a Social Security number for himself nor any of the crew. In other words, he was an ILLEGAL ALIEN.
Instead of paying the illegals, Cal said, "Get the hell off my property and OUT OF TEXAS, you illegal bastards!!!"
They left, Cal reported them to the CBP, and Cal has a beautiful new barn at a REAL BARGAIN!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Note to all: Whenever you hear ANYONE referring to "migrants," what they really mean to say is, "INVADERS!"