The walking corpse known as "Joe Biden" visited East Palestine, Ohio, yesterday, over one year after a train derailment caused toxic fumes to inundate the town.
Biden visited a retirement home where some of the elderly victims of the disaster are now residing. Biden sat down with two old men, one age 87 and the other age 90, and asked them how they had been affected physically and mentally as a result of the disaster.
The 90-year old said, "I just wish I could urinate like I used to. It's so difficult to urinate, now."
The 87-year old said, "Since the derailment, I just wish I could get back to having decent bowel movements."
The walking corpse known as "Joe Biden," said, "Every morning at 6:00 AM sharp I have no trouble emptying my bladder completely. Thirty-minutes later, at 6:30 AM, I have a really good bowel movement. I just wish I could wake up before 8:00 AM."