19 Jan 2023 9:17 pm
The last guests have left from the HUGE Confederate Heroes Day celebration at Mirabeau's party barn.
Texas state employees are given the choice of taking a holiday for the Martin Lucifer King day, or, alternatively, for Confederate Heroes Day, which occurs on January 19.
In Mirabeau's corner of the world, over 92% of state employees choose Confederate Heroes Day instead of Martin Lucifer King's crack-cocaine orgy.
The solemn celebration tonight was well attended, and, as is ALWAYS the case, the highlight of the program was when local sixth-and-seventh-grade children reenacted the execution of Abraham Lincoln, the most VICIOUS AND EVIL PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
As is, of course, always the case, the most applause from the audience was directed at the student who portrayed John Wilkes Booth. Booth, as you all know, remains the single greatest hero in the history of our nation.
Another year; another CONFEDERATE HEROES DAY!
LIFE IS GOOD!
Mirabeau sincerely hopes you had a great CONFEDERATE HEROES DAY!
Texas state employees are given the choice of taking a holiday for the Martin Lucifer King day, or, alternatively, for Confederate Heroes Day, which occurs on January 19.
In Mirabeau's corner of the world, over 92% of state employees choose Confederate Heroes Day instead of Martin Lucifer King's crack-cocaine orgy.
The solemn celebration tonight was well attended, and, as is ALWAYS the case, the highlight of the program was when local sixth-and-seventh-grade children reenacted the execution of Abraham Lincoln, the most VICIOUS AND EVIL PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
As is, of course, always the case, the most applause from the audience was directed at the student who portrayed John Wilkes Booth. Booth, as you all know, remains the single greatest hero in the history of our nation.
Another year; another CONFEDERATE HEROES DAY!
LIFE IS GOOD!
Mirabeau sincerely hopes you had a great CONFEDERATE HEROES DAY!