Here are the FOUR LAWS that are the foundation of the primitive, pagan Church of Anthropogenic Global Warming:
1. If it's hotter than normal, it's due to "anthropogenic global warming."
2. If it's drier than normal, it's due to "anthropogenic global warming."
3. If it's wetter than normal, it's due to "anthropogenic global warming."
4. If it's colder than normal - that's right - COLDER THAN NORMAL, it's due to "antrhopogenic global warming."